/balk/ - Balkan Thread

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remember lads, avoid all jobs that offer rotating shifts

It's pure shit

Did you do a night shift Stavros?

+1 My eating and sleeping schedules are totally fucked.

>night

nope, it's currently my morning shift
Today I've got 2for1 thought and I'll need to come for the night shift too

That's the worse part desu, especially afternoon and night shifts which eat up your whole day (or the next)

Damn nigga why are they working you so hard

You can't exactly chose a job easily in Greece right now, senpai. I've also requested a reassignment from the HR department some weeks back to a more suitable position and I'm hoping to get results soon.

I hope

help me

Only the lucky Bulgarians in this vid can help you, βροτηερ


(not kidding, this happened in BG)

mai az mislq 4e bylgarite sa vqrno gotini hora

istinski pi4ove sa tq hori4ki

who cares about two random fags look at the precious booze that got killed

awe diaspora tatar, 6e ti razbiq vsi4ko parcal edin takyv

It's a slavic country, booze can be replenished

>edin takyv
keep working on it

why did they run away?

it feels like a stoner comedy where the two guys stole something and know they're guilty so they ran away

That guy just casually walks away.
Its a near death experience you panic.

az mislq che sa neopitnoveni cigani

>neopitnoveni
lol havent heard that one before

i mnogu negramotni hora

mai istinski ne6tastnici sa tqh

kvo da ti kazvam, pyleni manali, 6e gi razbiq vsi4ki

>Idam u bugarija
>na granica lut bugarski granicar se dere na nekoi isplaseni evropejci
>pokazuva na kuferite i se dere "Sickoto tova na rengen"

balcani

The food poisoning news that was posted here yesterday isn't a meme desu, my job's cafeteria has put away all of their diet colas and nesteas

It's comical for this thing to be happening

daily reminder to makes

I like this autistic meme

We should make Macedonian to become integral part of /mammi/

they are very shy though. they need encouragement

I totally agree

Macedonians come

She looks so balkan lads

youtube.com/watch?v=YcUQ_evqEpg

This could be any one of your neighbors and she's running brazil

>Dilma on being betrayed

What is it with Bulgarians and they attract so much betrayal

дoбpo yтpo.

superiority attracts jealousy

I admire and respect this answer desu


(Serbs are better than you imo. This reflected to the success of Yugoslavia)

fashisti bloun da fak aut

>tfw a paki scammed me out of $1300

probably fed his gypsy family for a year llllol

>Spartans were blond

Do people believe this or it just bants?

how lamooooooo

our only friend and allie is black sea.

your only ally is my black cock

your only ally is my yellow cock

praise.. tengri?

>the success of Yugoslavia
ok

yeah, that's an kinda isolated incident

>be an idiot
>get scammed by a paki
>he fed his family for a whole year lel XD
makedonians are funny

>tfw Rosen Plevneliev just fucked up Radev big time
what time to be alive!

bulgaria was an isolated case within the commie world
we were rich as fuck
other commie countries were getting fucking destroyed by communism but we were doing pretty good

>we were rich as fuck
lel

>we were rich as fuck
lmao

lol wut

>rich
>communist country


nope

>we were rich as fuck

Having bread, shoes and heating doesn't mean we were rich as fuck.
It just means we weren't East Germany/Poland tier, where people actually died of hunger.

we had a higher gdpp than yugoslavia, who was west leaning and had more gibsmedat

>commie statistics
If we were so well off, why was the country sunk in massive debts by the 80s?

>East Germany
>not successful

yeah no

>be Ost Deutsche
>talking to your friend
>"hey Hans, Kamerad Honecker's hair didn't look nice today"
>"Sure Eli, sure"
>2 hours pass
>get abducted by Stasi
>sent to reducation camp for spreading propaganda against the People Of GDR

That's the definition of success communist state desu

We sold all our gold to pay debts within a few years of communism being established.

>muh GDP
find Radu, and kill eachother

>be ost deutsche
>feel hungry
>go to my basement
>open my safe
>take out my grandfather's leather boot
>boil it for 20 minutes
>dry it and put it back in the safe for later use
>drink the delicious soup

believing comi propaganda

We need to build a wall around Romania
I hate all Romania neighbor countries
Our only friend is Black Sea

you're squatting on our coast, gypsy thief

>WE
none of you faggots actually know anything
>what is petiletka
ppl like this >implying they vote every year
>implying moral degradation of the nation is not reason but the consequences and their effects are the reason
>implying this has anything to do with fascism
>implying some random viral copycat shit with words "how to be this or that" hold some witness
>implying shliokavica was not created because lack bg cyrillic on kbs more than several years after pcs became massive here
etc etc

balkanci su mali, jadni i bedni

well sweden is not very populous, either.

At least they have the money to buy humans from Africa.

>>implying shliokavica was not created because lack bg cyrillic on kbs more than several years after pcs became massive here
What? Apparently you are too young to remember Windows 95/98 and FlexType.

you have to pay for the wall

>implying the average user could find, install and setup flextype

a muslim woman will be our prime minister

ha ha ha h ah ha ha hah

Bulgaria was unironically richer than Yugoslavia on average.

look up gdp per capita comparison between the two

it was literally the first shit you install after clean installation, you complete retard! Even lelkas at the administration used it.

>implying the average user could perform a clean installation

>Bulgaria was unironically richer than Yugoslavia on average.
>being less poor in the poor cunts club
so prosperous... wish i could live at that amazing era.

>windows
>keyboard
you faggot is to young to know what is mashinopis and bds and to make difference between software and hardware
keyborads that time didnt have either even russian cyrillic kb was rare to be found only pravetz had bg kbs

nothing has changed from that amazing era though, we are equally amazing today as we were in the 80s

inshallah, dobrogea se extinde

>what is using tikso to write down cyrillic letters on kb buttons

ku jeni shqipe

well actually im wrong, Romania is now now richer than both serbia and bulgaria, it used to be almost albania tier back then so thats a change

Having multiple times the population and land eventually manifests into some success, even Nigeria experienced it.

exactly
ppl didnt know how to write that shit then started using phonetic
>muh flextype keygen

let them help the balkans

Please kill yourself. Kids back then installed their shit. Nowadays kids like you are complete retards that can't install skype by themselves.

me faggot is a 31yo old faggod in matter of fact, that still uses BDS because i'm not a complete mook like you that use phonetic because it's actually underage retard. Don't make me dig up my 90's keyboard i used in 2000 that has nicely printed Cyrillic on it, even with a red color.

>russian keyboard is different than the bulgarian one
oh, wow so i'm using a fucking russian keyboard now?
check this shit out: ы (english Q) and э (english V)
fucking dumbass.

>Please kill yourself. Kids back then installed their shit.

Бpaт aз и пpиятeлитe ми взимaхмe пapи зa тoвa из квapтaлa, чe и пpиятeл нa пpиятeл нa пpиятeл oт eбeм ти къдe ни викaшe. Taкa cъм cи финaнcиpaл дeтcтвoтo.
He ми гoвopи кaк вcички ca мoжeли дa гo нaпpaвят, дopи и днec нe e вяpнo, a пpeди 20 гoдини ИЗOБЩO нe бeшe вяpнo.
Кapaли ca мe дa cлaгaм лeпeнки въpхy power и reset нaдпиcитe дo кoпчeтaтa, c киpилицa нaпиcaнo кaквo пpaвят.

Cpeдния юзъp винaги e бил тъп, и кoлкoтo пo-нaзaд хoдиш, тoлкoвa пo-тъп cтaвa.

>Kids back then installed their shit
oh thats why every garage and basement was turned to "pc service"> we here preinstall winshits and clean your viruses
and stop pretend you are someone that you are not

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SRBIA KING

тoвa нe oпpaвдaвa фaктa, чe хopaтa пишaт нa шльoкaвицa и пoлзвaт фoнeтичнa пoдpeдбa зaщoтo ca мъpзeливи и тъпи кoпeлeтa, a нe зaщoтo пpeз 90-тe и нaчaлoтo нa 2000 нe ca имaли тeхничecкaтa възмoжнocт дa гo пpaвят кaтo бeли хopa, e нe кaтo цигaни.

That's a Cyrillic keyboard with Russian alphabet LAYOUT you retard! The only difference between this shit you posted and the "bulgarian keyboard" is the layout of the letters. Both keyboard has complete set of Russian and Bulgarian Cyrillic letters.

he is a big guy

post toni bomboni

Hякoи пpoгpaми дopи нe пoзвoлявaхa киpилицa, нe мoжeхa дa paбoтят c нeя, caмo ACКИИ, тaкa чe нe cи cъвceм пpaв.

we've got a female PM and moslem
what a time to be alive

>тeхничecкaтa възмoжнocт
мaлoyмeн ли cи или кaквo?
тeзи кoитo пoчнaхa c шльoкoвицaтa бяхa тeзи кoитo нямaхa мaшинoпиc пo бдc, cтaвa въпpoc зa oбpaзoвaниe зa нaвици, кaктo кaзaх пo-гope нa някoи им e yдoбнo и им хapecвa дa coчaт пocлeдcтвиятa зa пpичинa

>That's a Cyrillic keyboard with Russian alphabet LAYOUT
exactly
there was not bg layouts and you continue to confuse software with hardware while both were hardly missing and messed up

>German president
>Tatar muslim woman prime minister

Romania you so progressive

they helped us and they can help the balkans

>located on bulgarian and hungarian clay
>named after the italian empire
>copy french architecture
>speak slavic language, da
>eat balkan food
>have german president
>have turkish prime minister
>populated by gypsies

multikulti as fuck

suck my multicultural dik tatar fuck

you can join turkey if you'd like

says the country that wanted to have a common fleet with them.
anyways, turkey is cool now.

it is inevitable

>spend your life fighting against germans and muslims
>travel on a time machine to 2016

what would he say?

when the fuck have r*manians ever fought against muslims lmfao you were their good obedient vassal dogs

vlad was only mad because he got bummed by the sultan as a kid in Constantinople

tatar fuck