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Kraków aka the V4 capital edition

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bad edition

>Krakow

Ahoj, dobré ráno

I fucking hate islam

>krakuff
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A Christmas gift from coworker, as every year :^)

Is it a local product? Or a shop one?

Honeys from eco markets/fairs are top tier.

>Not chewing on raw honeycombs

Local, even from my small town

Her husband's family makes honey and also exports to Germany and some other countries. It's the most natural thing you'll find and it's their family business.

Looks comfy
Me too, planned to hunt some tomorrow anyone want to come?

ALSO GOOD MORNING

nice

Good morning ladm8s
>the boss came in to tell me he's giving me next week off
best present ever

Good morning, lad

God damn lucky

Visegrad should be V4 capital.

you know you can delete a post right?

Leave me alone

Kill me

There's no need to be bipolar m8, was just saying. Good morning to you as well.

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ale smród

What the hell do I buy for my 11 year old sister? I swear kids these days are crazy. She wants a new smartphone but I sure as hell am not buying one right now and I know for sure she will be disappointed with whatever else she finds. I just want to make the "impact" of disappointment softer.

I noticed that kids who are from well off families enjoy smaller things like some clothes or something small. But poor kids at least here always want high end stuff. God damn it.

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Smog jak już

>I noticed that kids who are from well off families enjoy smaller things like some clothes or something small

nah

The green-haired youngster is vividly distraught by the situation as she shouts at her granddad: 'I don't want to wait in line for 20 f*****g minutes doing absolutely nothing when we're supposed to be at our f*****g appointment.'
ideo shows foul-mouthed teenage girl screaming at her grandfather in a mall because they are late for an Apple store appointment
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2253370/Christmas-sucks-Dozens-spoiled-brats-Twitter-complain-getting-presents-wanted.html

Buy her just some dancing game if she has a console and a move sensor, that's what I did.

*Just buy her

Well that's UK and west in general maybe.

At least my coworker's kids are happy to get new sheets for bed or something handmade. And they are really well off with 4 room flat, all new appliances etc.

My sister was so disappointed last Christmas when I bought her some clothes: socks, sweater, some other stuff. Equipment for school. She just looked in the bag and was like "really..." and it hurt me in the heart a lot.

No console

a good book

She is a spoiled poorfag and wouldn't read

Wants a new smartphone or tablet and that's it. She is such a problem.

it might be your circle of friend but globalism changed people into one spoiled mess
I bet most kids in Vilno are like that

amazon.co.uk/d/Grocery/Heilemann-Chocolate-Laptop-Whole-Milk/B008YDTN76

>just a fucking keyboard lol

That's bad. It's a tradition in my family to only give books to eachother as presents. Solves many problems 2bh

Just give her cash so she can ask for some more money from parents/grandparents for the new phone.

tablet of chocolate and 3310

I am not from Vilnius

That looks fucking dope

Maybe I will try some book if I can find any, it's too late for any shipping now. It will probably just collect dust tho.

Yeah cash is another idea on my mind, the only problem is that my parents won't give her more lol, that's why I am the one who is thinking what to buy in the first place.

x tablet of chocolate
3310

God damn it won't post symbols. Mean to write that I don't have tablet of chocolate yet but there is 3310 in my drawer :^)

medus = méz
mind blown

hmm...

Lego!

Maybe ten years ago, for me :D Right now there are "far more fun apps on phones" than some lego.

>implying lego ever will run out of fun

>mfw realisation

If she already has an old smartphone and cares for apps, you could buy her store credit or something

post high test pls

Nope, it's some dumbphone. She uses dad's phone for everything while she can. I really would buy one, but I just don't have enough dosh even for 100 € phone.

>oh ma gawd we are soooo poor, my brother only gave me money for christmas instead of the new iphone

>i hate him so much right now

youtube.com/watch?v=IUHk2eLxuog
>Polish language with a Hungarian accent
hnnnng

buy her an intredasting book
same here

I know you are not I just wanted to point out that most of western big cities have those characteristics

dig gadzo my byli romane!

lego is superior toy. you can also inherit it or just sell it if you get bored with it
youtube.com/watch?v=iDiWFaD_XX0

>lego
>not Merkur
found the traitor

I just looked up Merkur and it looks 99% similar to my childhood

>the fucking feels
>I don't have any parts of it anymore

I think it's Russian, maybe even Soviet stuff.

Nemenovaný vyšetrovateľ, ktorého Bild citoval, je presvedčený, že v kabíne došlo k súboju, pričom útočník bodol Poliaka viackrát nožom, pretože sa snažil zasiahnuť do riadenia, aby zachránil životy ľudí.

how is it going unifags? got a D today, and gonna get A from PE in the evening

i thought polak was shot

yeah its definetly commie stuff. They still make it here

merkurtoys.cz/

he was stabbed and then shot.

Question is how could they do it when guns are banned in Germany ????

Cepelinai for lunch

>try to stop a terrorist from killing tons of Germs
>get stabbed and shot
>Germ newspapers initially accuse you of being the terrorist behind the attack because it was your truck
Such is life of Polen
He had some stabbing wounds too, so he was probably shot after struggling for a while.

why does your every food looks so depressing.

what is it? potato dumpling with canned meat and bacon?

>merkurtoys.cz/
I'd love to get one of these myself. Looks like Czechoslovakia produced really amazing stuff and maybe I am oblivious about something or saying complete bs but it seems like it was a great time. Golden age of Czech and Slovak movies, then you have these kind of toys and I bet there's more.

I really miss this 2bh

It's actually really great, just that this one is pre-made from shop for quick microwaving. It's one of our national dishes and you can put different stuff into it.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cepelinai

this made me think

interesting

Because your family is poor as fuck lmao when I was a teenager I asked for PS3 and got it and it wasn't even christmas.

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Attack on Titan is such a piece of shit the origin of the problem is fucking Satan? How anticlimatic. And those hamfisted not-jews in a ghetto lmao.

>tfw first paycheck is 9900 after taxes
Looks like I need a new job, fąms

what the fuck is that

>getting literally the same as I do
Please don't tell me you're from Praha as well
What do you do?

Not really m8

I'm the executor's assistant
At the interview I was promised 15k,
about a week later when I got the contract, it said 13k and 15k only after 3 months

Panel from Attack on Titan. Reading comprehension too hard for your mongol brain?

I asked you to explain, because
>the origin of the problem is fucking Satan
doesn't tell much

That's pretty normal, even those who go to work in factory here where they pay 500-600 € (around 14000-16000 kč), first three months it's still always the minimal wage.

Wichterle made his machine to make contact lenses out of Merkur lol

you god dhe D :DDDDD kaksoispiste de de de de vivavuva

small moravian town with 26000 people and 0 tourists around(i was the only foreigner apart from krishna misionaries) how is it possible i get a note in türkish under bed

universe is a simulation

Reading is for nerds and faggots lmao at this ''reading is a more intellectual pastime than movies'' meme then they name some fantasy or crime book. Reminder first Die Hard is based on a movie and does that seem intellectually stimulating to you? Go fuck yourself books are on the same level as other forms of entertainment.

explain how is he responsible for Titans

>tfw they are lowering wages for tramcucks.

After 6 years of wageslaving here my wage is lower than when I started working here.

ok

the slight problem is that 9900-5000 for rent and shit-2500 because I have to eat-1200 for a dentist's appointment and the paycheck's gone

damn, now that's just the right motivation a man needs

yeah my working morale is at lowest point atm. Fuck them seriously thinking about joining army or trying BIS

Superheroes are fucking gay how can people like them? Fights have no real meaning because the hero won't kill the villain, they can blast themselves with attacks that can pulverize cities and neither of them are scratched, if the hero ''dies'' he will come back few issues later it's just boring.

>inb4 muh Batman

Batman is an even bigger Mary Sue than Superman at least Supes has a clear weakness while that furry faggot always wins because he has gadgets for every single occasion, propably including portable batcondom dispenser.

Yeah, it's pretty tough, same here. You gotta survive those two more months though, I think that most of the jobs will give you shitty minimal-tier wage for the trial period of 3 months.

How is it with the Czech army? Do they pay you if you volunteer? What benefits do you get?

>Do they pay you if you volunteer?
What do you mean by this. Its job like any other

and I completely forgot that going to the next city by train costs 2000 per month, too so I'd be completely fucked if I was alone

I'll probably try asking someone I know in Tesco from the times I was security there. Maybe they're hiring and the money couldn't possibly be worse, because at the very least I won't have to pay for travelling.

Our most ""nationalist""" anti-Soros, anti-muslim migrants , EU skeptic, orthodox, socialist party

JUST announced our new prime minister
>a fucking muslim turk woman married to a syrian dude
>she was a previous secretary for some minister and swore with her hand on the Coran, not the bible
Lads, its over for us, don't abandon your fight.

So you mean professional career military, don't you have to have some basic training first? Here it was 3 months training first, but then they introduced conscription again and you have to serve for 9 months. If you volunteer, you get money based on your performance, from 100 to 200 € a month plus 140 € every month which you can't touch until you end your service. You can't just go work there immediately, can you?

Good luck, bracho. If there is something new, make sure to update us here

wew lad

you will get basic training when you sign up.
you can also become army reserve when doing your normal job for some shitpay and good feel.

I would like to join vojenska rozvedka tho,idk english word for it

for real?
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Intelligence?

rip

yeah thats it

>Our most ""nationalist""" anti-Soros, anti-muslim migrants , EU skeptic, orthodox, socialist party
How did they win the elections? I thought Romania is very pro-EU considering your economic growth rates and tensions with Russia.

I thought Poland is very pro-EU considering our economic growth rates and tensions with Russia.

But then we elected PiS

nanomachines

>don't eat enough
>brain can't work because hungry
>eat
>brain can't work because all energy is spent on digesting
wtf

Thanks and Good luck to you, too.

Just become NEET and problem will solve itself

>elect PIS
>hurr they suck let's elect PO
>PO gets elected
>they suck too let's vote for PIS again

poles are literally retarded

eat something that makes you feel full but not lazy and bloated and wont cause sugar crash.

eat something fat without carbs

>t. .N