I'm on the run from the cops right now. Watch the news, I'm about to go out with a bang

I'm on the run from the cops right now. Watch the news, I'm about to go out with a bang.
Dubs and I'll tell you why Im running from them. Trips and I'll an hero in front of a cop. Roll quads and I'll shoot up a school before an heroing

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OP is a faggot

OP definitely a faggot.

checkd

We'll look at that. Better get to an heroing, fag.

OP is certainly a faggot.

Y'all watching the news? Change the channel. Faggots.

>688865739

Fag. Roll anyways

Tell us why you're otr before you an hero faggot op

tell us OP

>I'm on the run.
Looks like a fucking perma virgin, sits on the passenger seat, couldn't be more suspicious.

tai lopez?

Lets hear your fake gay story OP

You look like pepper hicks

Blaze it

tell us cunt fag

My gf left me and I slapped her and she called the cops on me. I'm about to make her wish she didnt do that.

...

Thats drivers side champ.

Kek

There's the trips.

...

Rolling for columbine to top those trips

>CNN or Fox?

rollllllin. in my 5.4

Reroll

truly a titillating story OP. You should probably an hero now. On a live stream.

Whichever, I'm about to go scream in a store and take it hostage

Rerolling

On my way to quads

same fam

Finally, a thread with potential.

Quads get

Makesure you let go of the children OP

Still in this bitch

Q-quads?

Make sure you shout Allahu akbar when you get in the store.

I thought they already caught the Unibomber

Nice quads

gj

Rolling, rolling, rolling

School shooting

I'm going to go pick up a gun at my frinds house, if thread 404's will make new post called my gf left me, now suffer I am god. Keep your eyes peeled anons.

Roll

I've got a straight.. 4 5 6 7 8 .. is that something?

rolling

Make America great again

is this OP or a fag

SHEIIIT

Still no timestamp, picture of gun, or info on news

No it's me. My mom wouldnt let me buy a gun.

thank you very much

Why not both?

shoot a school plz IM KIDDING DONT

Roll trips and OP goes out while repeadetly yelling By Azura.

I'm not starting till I get a gun fag.

OP?
reuters.com/article/us-texas-shooting-idUSKCN0YW21Q

off by one

Tell us what state/town you live in so we can go to the local news there, cnn nor fox will cover your gay lies.

He hasn't even got a gun yet faggot

kek

>My mom wouldnt let me buy a gun.
>My mom wouldnt let me
>My mom wouldnt
>My mom

It'll be a surprise just wait.

And dems dubs. Tell us why you're not an heroing in front of a cop?

Give location

It won't be a surprise if we can't see it faggot

This thread sucks this guy is a pussy.

>Shoot up a school
Guess your gonna shoot the lockers then, because it's fucking summer you faggot.

T I M E ST A M P

OR GTFO

this

It'll come out on the news. I'm leaving a suicide note and everything. For extra keks, who should I blame?

lol

Blame the first guy you see at a Walmart.

your mom for not letting you have a gun

Do a timestamp then...

fgt confirmed

depends where he is.
>assuming this hard

SJW, The Jews, Obama and Justin Beeber.

Goddamnit.

Wtf did you say faggot. Give me your address if I'm such a pussy.

It will be on your local news, not national fucktard therefore you won't have an audience. Gay and fake.

roll

confirmed faggot

Say shape shifting lizard people made you do it

Off by one

Tell us where to look dammit. I want to be on Backwoods Hillbilly Tribune Bi-weekly's site when this breaks...

or wherever you're from

soon

say you did it for trumps honor

That's why the report says faggot op throwing rocks.

Blame santa!

so fucking ominous O.o

like a new age of darkness approaching

give him your address bro. he wont do anything he's a weak fagget bitch

trips and this thread is gay

> Trips and I'll an hero in front of a cop

The summer is strong with this one

Fuck you. Berea, iowa.

Roll

Ugh, do it anyway op.

running in the hollywood hills

rolling for >faggot confirmed