Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Sppoky Edition
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What's that?
hi
claiming best fox
how y'all doin today?
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kappa
Mediocre. You?
Claimed.
But for that you'd need to go to therapy in your state I do believe. Otherwise, under the table pills, which personally I wouldn't trust as they can fuck you up lethally if you mess up on those.
>Even more lewd Mizore
Oh my~
>Aunt said she was ready to go to the store
>I am still waiting for her
Just.
I love Mai!
Claiming Seaport Hime again.
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I guess this is kinda spoopy.
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Fuck I typed sppoky.
I'm here for the trips.
not bad tbh
ramen always makes me happy
Probably.
Nice, same here pretty much.
As long as your boss isn't a dick they should understand or at least take it into account, they're most likely gonna ask if it'll affect your work but from what I've seen there was only the one day you missed and the one time you fell asleep at work for a few minutes, but be honest with them.
>It's not really different
I think I had it once before and it was sweet
>I'll do the same for you
Do what? Try soy milk?
Ako is best waifu
Spoopy?
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Shiro claimed.
Probably the only remotely spooky picture I got.
Oh shit, don't let it spread.
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I have a good idea for next edition.
It's definitely not me molesting you
>If it were opposite day
Something something libido
Get spooked
u mad white bois?
Hello
>Not even the good Miia daki
Not really
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Wanna bake next?
Now this is spoopy :D
Ice cream cat
Thanks to salt, i had almoust forgotten about it.
That's why I was asking. It seems like they also want to make fun of traps by telling them to drink semen.
I think it's funny though
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YES YES LET SHIKI BAKE
From Akon recently.
Hi Mio, how is your day today?
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I have to go do some cleaning, I'll be back later.
Oh.
He isn't, I'll probably be fine.
this
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Yeah I think I'd avoid lethal pills
Is everyone ready to go?
>Yeah
Where are your shoes?
>By the door, I'll slip them on on the way out.
Put them on so we can go.
Oh hold on I forgot something
>Shoes on and 15 minutes later we leave.
Yeah, I know.
I can go spooky.
How are you doing today Ui?
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Y-You wouldn't dare.
2spoopy
If we all remember it.
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The end is near.
youtube.com
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I try
Well, semen IS a super food...
See you soon!
Oh, would I?
>sigh
here we go again
>unzips pants
Mai.
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Well, that just means I have more time to talk to my cute little Mizore~
Good stuff user :D
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Please tell me you are kidding.
Its gonna be good.
Good.
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Heyo! I'm good, I'm getting in some Overwatch before I head off in about an hour. You?
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This should be interesting
Hello mio
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No, that's not how you get blood for sacrafice.
I-I'm not cute, I'm just plain!
Yeah that's how they got me
Stupid sexy dragons
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Hey, fuck off.
Keep taking the dick in the ass.
Some guys like to swallow, you piece of shit.
I tought you're more open minded.
Umm umm rolling for the trips.
I should eat something more sustaing than half a baked bean sandwich
fine, thank you.
>not a regular
decided to post and stick and around for a while, it's easy going as usual
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>Vigil
>Insulting
Who are you?
I never said I don't swallow
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And now I'm starting to have second thoughts.
Is halloween spooky?
You are so cute, and the fact you deny it just makes you even cuter~
>Besides, I would bet money that I'm more plain.
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I'm the worst human alive.
Hey, how's it going?
I don't think I've ever seen a Ui claimer before
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Hey guys, guess what? By admission of your own rules all of your waifus now belong to me.
That's right, it's me again, this time with my new and improved "TripScrip." You've guessed it, with this program I can easily roll a triple or higher with the ease of a click. Don't believe me? Then how about this, did you know that I'm the world foremost chess, coding and mathematical expert? Once when I was 5 I built a fully function Enigma Machine... from scratch. When I was 12 I hacked NASA's satellite grid... for fun. Another time when I was 14 I played 3 games of speed chess simultaneously... and won every single one.
Are you scared yet? Because if you aren't, you should be.
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Did you guys bring up blood sacrifices for any particular reason? :))
Sure.
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Yea, I believe I remember seeing you on here around two days ago. Don't worry, we don't bite. Feel free to drop into conversations to get known better.
I like this user.
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It has the protein of an egg and a fair amount of vitamins and minerals
I could sacrifice OTHER bodily fluids
>Never said I don't swallow
Oh my
I own Mizore and that is the plan. Huitzilopochtli needs blood to raise everyday
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Correct. 100 points for this splendid answer!
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