Theres a storm coming and you are driving along in your car, you come up to a bus stop where your best friend...

theres a storm coming and you are driving along in your car, you come up to a bus stop where your best friend, a old lady and the women of your dreams is, but you only have room for one in your car, who would you pick up?

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My best friend. The old lady and the girl of my dreams can go fuck themselves.

Have your best friend drive the old lady home in your car and stay with your dream girl

Run them over and say "It's just a prank, bro!"

crash the car in the bus stop because fuck it

The woman of my dreams is my best friend.

I have no friends and im gay. Ill just crash my car into the old hag.

and is also an old woman

Best friend duh, bros before hoes

I know this one. Best friend in the passenger seat, dream girl in the trunk, old lady under the tires.

or you could just let those lazy sods wait for the actual fucking bus

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you know why they call them dream girls ? because when you wake up the next day , they're gone

They wanna take the bus why would they decide to go with me instead

Friend on the seat. Girl on my dick.

or vice versa...

i don't judge

test

WITNESSED

OOOOOOOOH

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Fucking wasted

WASTED REEEEEE

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Get out , let friend drive with granny. Be alone with woman of your dreams.

?????

fuck u

wasted

>Those repeating digits

kek
checked

fail

Nigger

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CHECKED

dream girl? Please explain.
Is this a hot chick my wife and I banged or a hot chick I'm going to hit on and may bring home to my wife?

Oh wait, I've got it. OP dreams of girls but will not talk to them.
Stalk on OP, stalk on.

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I would pick up this guy
the three can fuck off

the woman of my dreams of course. my best friend would understand and the old lady.. shit, fuck that rickety old bitch, she can walk for all i care.

Old lady. What kinda person is gonna leave an old lady out in a storm like that

Girl of my dream would be both my best friend and the woman I would grow old with. They're all the same people

lol, you poor sad stupid little man.

Checking them.

YOU ARE RETARDED!
Best friend
>save friend
>girl of your dreams dies
>who gives a fuck about old woman
>years pass
>find mediocre gf
>marry her
>best friend now best man
>father black child
>best friend been fuckin yo girl from day 1

Girl of your dreams
>who needs friends
>srsly who fucking cares bout old lady
>fuck her multiple times a day
>she tries to leave you hold her captive
>fuck her till you get bored
>leave her at the side of the road
>worth it

old lady
>bff dies
>future wife dies
>spend bus journey with smell of old person, piss and DEATH
>dick falls off after acknowledgement of what you have just done.

It's a doggy dog world

Aww he still believes he's unique

Only the strong survive

And this mans future is certainly most bleak

What did you say your name was again?

His response if of course: "Y-you too."

This guy was born to fail

Because for the strongest there is no God

And for the weak there is only the truth

Only room for one person ? Am I driving a fucking smart or what?
If that's the case I'll just get out and let the storm end me

you sound pathetic user

Nobody

KEK
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Ohhhhh combo!

It's supposed to be a trick question

With best friend you will always just be friends

With the dream girl, she will eventually leave you and will take up too much time to have friends

With old lady, she will not be ideal for you, but is the one you marry if you settle, and never leaves you

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Getgetgetgetgetget

You sound effeminate

chuk um ^

give the car to the best friend to drive the old lady
>you forgot the hospital part
stay and wait with the lady of your dreams

Getgetgetgetgetgetgetget

Getgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetget

GET

Life is a lie

I think this was the answer:

"Give my best friend the car keys to drive himself and the old lady while I wait for the bus with the woman of my dreams."

Am I right?

Loli get

ziltoid nigga!!!

If they're at a bus stop they're getting a bus. the storm is coming but not here yet, so there should be enough time for the bus to arrive and pick them up.