Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Best type moon claimed.
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Early bake.
2 image early bake everyone lose their fucking minds.
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Youre confusing me frenemy!
I mean at least he will listen to me sometimes though unlike some people I know.
I know they are weird but you gotta love the spirit they have!
Claimed.
Too rare.
I had to use the bathroom
HOL UP
What does that have to do with baking?
What is it with Japan and red glasses?
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Coming out? Eh?!
No more tears
Just claims now
Akiko claimed
i know know man
Oho wow, that's unfortunate.
Been getting a bit of thunder and lightning here meself recently too.
Shit is spooky as fuck.
Here I come dubs.
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shoulda left it sitting in the oven :^)
(shinoa)
is it approved by cats?
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You almost blew your load there.
We doggo now?
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What's everyone currently listening too?
Who runs this server? Is it paid for?
Evidently so
Hehe~ Also remember the nico nico nii
It's okay. Take your time, qt. We all will wait for you to fully come out~
It really is! But phone is dying and I gotta save battery just in case. Data is a atyery eater
Maybe...
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Won't be on for a bit because saving battery life lol
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My one dog related image is a shitty screencap, I should stick to neko or bun-bun.
>claiming yume
Why not.
What's with the picture, do you not enjoy your job? Hope for something more?
I know TF2 and Killing floor. What's Heavy bullets? Sound nice.
I like to play things my internet can handle. Like hearthstone, overwatch, heroes of the storm. Skyrim too! I like short games so I can stop if the internet is on the fritz.
Where are you from? I'm from Lebanon!
Really sorry I didn't reply to you earlier, I have some memory problems so I forget what I'm doing most of the time. I think it's more of a concentration problem but you get me.
Hey! Your reply is right below this one. Just in case.
Welcome to the thread! That gif is really cute!
Where's your waifu from?
Ghost detected
It sounds like the exact same as here, except Lebanese people don't know we're getting shit on.
Well they do now, people are very angry now. They're noticing that some money isn't reaching where it's supposed to go.
I thought image limit hit and I panicked and did it and went to the bathroom lol
4chanx is fucking with me
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Here you go shiro!
Well that's good, not a complete douche then.
Spirit is important, shows off their hearts of gold.
>Suicide hugs
So you're one of the people, neat. Oh well I only use him in times of emergency when no one else will.
>Bird
That reminds me. I found this today. If only he could of seen it.
>Sachi
...i... i'm going to pretend that said "What's up?"
Nothing much. Just woke up a little bit ago and am trying to get motivation to go do things like an adult.
How about you?
What's medium?
>If trips, Sachi get!
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The best album of all time being covered by a guy
Alrighty see ya later!
Come out how? With what?! I'm so confused!
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just found this guy earlier today and i must say that i find it quite relaxing and i kind of like it
Dio-sama...
Found another one, though there's a bit of shit on the picture.
mandatory uta claim
whats up mother fuckers?
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Been obsessed with this since yesterday
Ah well that's only fair
I'll hope to see ye in a later thread then
I replied to you above, trips guy!
I thought you didn't like noise.
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>>I have come to find out I like your kin Shinoa, you are a gentle breed of user.
>>Is trips guy from the show Flapjack?
Nothing much, some faggots made hilarious "threats" last thread.
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Hi, do you think I could get to know you better?
I'm Karen
Where's your waifu from?
What are you some kinda faggot that fucks clowns?
It's a job, I do it for the money. I'm not complaining.
I recently decided to give it a try, and I now do definently like it. I can't exactly pinpoint why as it gives me a damn headache, but I thoroughly enjoy it's experimental sound, that's probably one of the key reasons.
I haven't seen so much shit in one picture for a while.i
>Sweater Weather
Nice man. Like anything else from The NBHD?
>Total Drama Island characters
oh fam you got me laughin
I guess that's completely right!
What would be your dream job, though?
Where are you from?
Hey guys!
>Penny claim!
>I went to a bar with my housemates and got hit on by a bartender
>I apparently have a nice butt.
Here is my waifu
Her name is Rila. I'm sure you'll llke her
aw, wish i was there, u got screenshots?
only need one clown to entertain me
>>Ofcourse haha I could give you a short little bio, I'm 19 6ft 1 and I play yugioh not to win ofcourse but just since i was a kid so I pick cards that are like throwbacks almost for my decks.
>>I'm super new to chan but I already like meeting people here :D
Don't have a dream job currently. I'm from New York City.
>Lilo
That's a pretty good one, I don't have many sadly.
Nah I'm not one for screencaps in general.
What about you? Tatoo thing going well still?
The cute dog and Shiki's interaction with it was the only good part of movie 6.
Do you live alone?
Is it nice in New York? I've only been to california and arizona for one year and it was very nice.
Why do you speak in greentext?
Is your waifu from yugioh?
Again with the butt! They stare at it when you're fixing shit too, right?
How's it hanging, penny?
No, I don't. It's dirty, crowded, and expensive.
I sadly most conclude that I'm a superpleb when it comes to music.
Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?
About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.
I didn't notice much difference in flavour when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.
Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbour's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbour's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to encorporate it into my cooking again in secret.
My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavour for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.
I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.
hitting a rough patch due to the heat here recently
(getting tattoo'd while sweating can hurt a lot more, not in theory but for some reason it hurts more, its all psychological pain, no difference is made in the process due to heat)
so i havent been making what i hoped, but i got enough saved up to last me 7 years so im fine.
how's life at your end? anything exiting happening/happened?
>3D
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>currently listening too
>listening to 6 songs simultaneously
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tats, are you human?
Its true, anytime I'm bent over doing something, I usually catch somebody looking at my butt. Other than that I've REALLY been enjoying Kokoro Connect.
>My new housemate told me I had a nice butt when we got home, I had to pick up something and she was like "Nice butt dude."
Aside from that I'm glad I didn't have to work today, but I gardened a lot.
>I've got some big peas in my garden ^^
Claimin' Sats!
>what are tabs
Damn that suck. Exams are over and now it's just relaxing while half assedly looking for some kind of summerjob and studying up for the exam's I fear that I might have failed.
Yeah my waifu is from yugioh I like her because she's almost like a real anime character. i don't know why I do greentext haha I guess it's only for telling stories?
It's okay, I accepted that about myself a long time ago.
Those are actually some of my favorites from their respective albums.
I was just going through my, eh, Sup Forumscore folder and decided to listen to some of it.
>tfw no Sup Forumschella will ever be as good as 2012 Sup Forumschella.
when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actally hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
...god I’m fucked up.
Best waifu, quite stoic.
Incorrect
>what is watch later and autoplay
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Where would you like to move, if you could?
Hey, a nice ass is something to be proud of, my man!
What's Kokoro connect? Glad your Garden is doing well, what else do you grow in it?
OG Leone?
Pretty sure I'm getting baited really hard but I'll roll with it, might as well.
How did you find this thread? How'd you find Sup Forums, if you're new?
fine, just woke up a few hours ago so probably gonna be awake all night like usual
>no sachi get rattles
hmm?
Rias claimed yet again
eh its fine.
what kind of jobs would you like, you could just call a place and ask if they want more workers then offer your time to them in exchange for your currency (most off putting way to say it),
everyone thinks that, just fuckin relax, if you fail you can always take them again, yes it may take some time to earn enough to retry at them but it is a possibility.
Lurk moar, serious suggestion don't post at all for at least 4 months while learning how the site works.
clmd
Yup
>i really hate this water mark
Heavy Bullets is something I picked up a long while back. Basically a dungeon crawler type game, great fun!
Overwatch is something I've really been tempted to pick up in the last while. You finding it fun so far?.
I'm from Ireland, home of the humble spud.
Don't think I've met anyone from Lebanon before, but I hope everyone there is as nice as you are.
Also no need to worry about earlier, as I as I'm even finding it hard to keep up with reolies as well, heh.
Only just discovered them yesterday, so I'm only starting to explore their work now.
Glad I found 'em though, needed something new to listen to.
You a fan of their's I take it?
That he is
Well spotted user
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I'll get rid of it for you, welcome back Leone.
How's your day going?
Claiming Maylene
Zozzle copypasta
If trips Shiki get
Chic N' Stu is a really stupid song
that watermark is horrible dear god
I think my favorite out of your list in Wiltz Coinage, I'm a fan of post rock.
Thanks for the good vibes.
Kokoro Connect is a mystery anime about a group of five kids who are picked on by an extraterrestrial(I think) asshole. He's basically fucking with them because he finds it fun.
Aside from the peas I have tomatoes, cucumbers, grapes, and some apple, pear, and apricot trees.