>ctrl f 'greentext'
>no greentext thread
>greentext thread
Ctrl f 'greentext'
Jordan Harris
Robert Jackson
bump while i look for my greentext folder
Oliver Diaz
bump
Samuel Richardson
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Eli Lewis
all time favorite of mine
Jackson Cooper
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Thomas Cook
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Evan Morales
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Hunter Parker
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Lincoln Edwards
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Easton Baker
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Brandon Perez
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Dominic Cooper
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Aiden Rodriguez
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Justin Walker
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Michael Perry
lel
Adrian Wilson
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Ryder Ramirez
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Robert Thomas
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Connor Thompson
anyone got tthat greentext of the guy who put pool balls up his ass and shat them out
Blake Gomez
I don't but I want to see this now.
Carson Baker
I can post a lot more, but I wanna know who's actually in here.
Lincoln Robinson
worth reading?
Alexander Stewart
Yes. Good ol' fashioned tard stories. Can't go wrong.
Eli Diaz
Yes
Nathaniel Thompson
yup
Cooper Baker
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Tyler Kelly
Always gets me every time
Charles Rivera
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Nicholas Carter
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Mason Smith
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Sebastian Ross
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Anthony Sanders
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Cooper Barnes
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David Jones
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Jace Mitchell
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Evan Cox
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Blake Nguyen
Meh over rated 2/10was there
>ANYONE HAVE SCAB BROS HOT SAUCE DICK?
Blake Price
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Juan Edwards
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Isaac Jones
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Jace Campbell
somewhat
Gabriel Hall
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Daniel Thomas
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John Morgan
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Andrew Richardson
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Adrian Hall
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Alexander Allen
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James Parker
just go to the top of r/Sup Forums
Samuel Jones
Kek level: 110%
Chase Sanders
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Jose Jones
oh i see that user
and i raise you pic related
Aaron White
oh jesus i hope this is fake
David Lopez
>believing
not sure if bait
Jacob Bell
forgot to post the first one first
William Johnson
it worth every letter
Lincoln Brooks
That was pretty cool story op. Thank.
Nathaniel Diaz
brother was crawling in the ground at this point
> he grabbed my arm and exclaimed you better leave you little shit
> I started screaming at the top of my lungs
Continue fags?
Mason Edwards
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Oliver Adams
I CANT BREATHE!
Easton Sullivan
no
Logan Sanchez
no
Logan Price
holy fucking great
Jacob Kelly
Dude this actually made me sad
Isaiah Flores
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Luis Green
Mods at sleep guys
Benjamin Collins
He shouldve fucked his mom with pb as lubricant
Hunter Perez
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Brandon Taylor
You cunt. Waste of leman jucir
Elijah Fisher
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Bentley Ortiz
god tier
Wyatt Brooks
...
Sebastian Nelson
WTF?
Jeremiah Torres
Thats not a swaztika
Gavin Wright
the best
Luke James
...
Zachary Parker
Mah sides
Luke Robinson
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Adam Garcia
(OP) #
>to the tune of the safelite commercials
Toss me a salad captain O'Brain
O toss me a wave
A boatof stoat Mr. Captain
Captain o'brain
Asher Davis
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Angel Brooks
Lets do some real green text.
>Be me.
>Having affair.
>husband works IT at some government agency that doesn't even have a wikipedia page.
>Works a lot but earns shitloads, so much that I don't have to work.
>husband is going to have a really long shift, like 2 days, this is normal for him.
>Invite fuckbro over.
>chillin with Fuckbro
>Fuckbro needs to check email.
>No.
>ButItsImportant.gif
>I hand him an expensive looking laptop husband leaves turned on in the lounge, but never uses ever.
>Fuckbro opens laptop, the desktop looks weird.
>husband is always talking about linux and shit, it's probably that.
>Fuckbro opens chrome incognito tab.
>Signs into gmail.
>It's the one we use to arrange our meetups.
>Fuckbro finishes with email.
>Put laptop back.
>Hour or so later were having fun.
>Massive speakers in lounge start playing,
>I can see for miles.mp3
>WTF.webm
>Fuckbro finds it funny, I never told him my husband does IT.
>Ask Fuckbro to leave.
>Act cool when husband gets home.
>He almost looks ready to cry.
>'Hey user... anything interesting happen.'
>'No, nothing. How was work?'
>'Boring, just setting up a new machine nothing interesting'.
>Later I ask about the laptop.
>He keeps it there just so this if someone breaks in they will steal it and not something important.
>After that husband starts drinking spending less time at work.
>He never lets on that he knows.
>Start feeling like a bitch.
>Email Fuckbro and tell him to never speak to me again.
>Husband cheered up after that.
>TFW you're married to a melficent Big Brother.
Austin Cruz
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Robert Brown
That's.... Terrifying
Had it coming to you though ya cunt.
Luis Allen
shit post is west wing rip
Wyatt Clark
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Ian Nelson
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Landon Garcia
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Xavier Edwards
You're a slut.
Lincoln Cook
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Cooper Foster
timestamped tits or it didn't happen
Nathaniel Morgan
Does anyone have the rest of this?
Thomas Martin
This thread
Grayson Russell
Nope.
Cooper Diaz
Honestly kill yourself. Freeloader and a cheater
Cameron Peterson
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Ian Howard
Anybody still here or can I abandon thread?
David Morales
here you go.
Adrian Reyes
I am here
Xavier Flores
This is the worst thing ever, even for Sup Forums, this is the worst thing ever. What the actual fuck
Sebastian Thompson
Try this horror.