You wake up one day, go out and find that no one else is around. You move about your town or city, and find that no human being is present. No corpses left behind, no nothing. Everyone is just fucking gone. You call and text everyone on your phone's contact list with zero responses. You wander and investigate for six hours finding nothing.
Out of desperation, you log on to Sup Forums. There have been no new threads created in over 18 hours... EXCEPT for a thread started less than five minutes ago. It has no responses. It only has pic related with the words "Is anyone there?"
How do you respond?
Adrian Wright
I reply with the logical thing "I am"
Nathaniel Carter
fuck off newfag
Gavin Gutierrez
Check'em
Levi Turner
Tits or gtfo
Gabriel Diaz
Send nudes
Blake Walker
Call him a newfag and start a new thread. >dick rate thread? Dick rate thread.
Jack Phillips
A/S/L?
Ryan Campbell
"No. Fuck you"
Sebastian Mitchell
Probably use a vpn to say that I am. If everyone else is gone, I'd be paranoid about the one guy on the internet
Ethan Cox
...
Adrian Davis
imagine having to spend your first night by yourself, like that. How long before Internet and satellite services shut down? Electricity eventually stops and you have to live by a campfire, for the rest of your probably short life.
Dylan Butler
Underrated
Mason Cox
I'd be freaked out by the fact I just "logged on" to Sup Forums
Brody Miller
How can the internets work if there's no one around to operate it?
Jacob Rodriguez
>the earth is better off than when I came into it >my life is complete >I finally kill myself
Mason Jones
>How do you respond?
are you a dentist? I had a pretty urgent appointment on monday before everyone disappeared.
Liam Gray
that's kinda part of the question, user. these things only exist for a very limited time without proper human maintenance. so what would you communicate with the limited window that you have?
Jose Price
"Sage"
Josiah Powell
I roll a GET, obviously
Justin Cook
like... this one 777
Thomas Evans
fuck.....
Landon Bell
>You call and text everyone on your phone's contact list with zero responses that's because I have no contacts
Isaac Thomas
>go out and find that no one else is around >go out Where, out of my room into the kitchen?
Lincoln Sanders
Sharpie in pooper
Nolan Wilson
Plot Twist: I'm in Russia at the time
Adam Miller
>There have been no new threads created in over 18 hours... server fucking sucks, m9
Brandon White
>You call and text everyone on your phone's contact list with zero responses.
nothing out of the ordinary then I roll over fap and pass back out.
Probably ask their location. If they're in the same country as me, try to set a meet up to pool resources and backup. If they're in another country then tell them I suggest they save as much trap porn off Sup Forums before the internet dies forever.
Aiden Sullivan
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Brandon Brown
"Tits or GTFO"
Benjamin Rivera
I'd use a vpn and respond with "I don't think anyone will respond, I think we got em all." logging on the Sup Forums, working internet, a new thread despite everyone being gone, everyone being gone, sounds like aliens.
Hunter Richardson
I'd spam the thread with banana
Jackson Morgan
And if it's a woman? I don't give a fuck if she's in Hawaii, we are repopulating the damn Earth you hopeless faggot
Connor Nelson
My first thought.
Benjamin Gonzalez
>before the internet dies forever. dog, you a faggot. you don't know how to keep power and servers running? what are you a dumbass?
Asher Murphy
how are you gonna repopulate the earth with 2 people?
Grayson Flores
with incest, obviously.
Grayson Jackson
Incest
Juan Garcia
I wouldn't respond outta fear of it being a trap. I would also use that knowledge to be aware that there are in fact other people out there.
Landon Martin
>incest
Lincoln Moore
"69 and I put a sharpie in my pooper"
Parker Hill
Wanna fuck
Cameron Jackson
Gonna have to save a load of wincest pics for the kids to accidentally discover.
Ethan James
have you seen the state of the British royal family?
Jose Phillips
What if the only thread was, "i just fucked my sister, check it out. "
Cameron Bennett
Topkek
Ryder Scott
"Have you even fucked a trap"
Sebastian Brown
Start a ylyl of course.
William Morris
I don't respond! I get in my car and drive to every place I need to go and take what I want / need to have This would be a fucking paradise if I was the last person on earth to do what I want and own all the things I have ever wanted And NO MORE FUCKING NIGGERS What more could you ask for?
Matthew Butler
>feels
Cooper Martin
>OP responds "OMG someone else is alive!" >post ends in 69 >OP: "Where are you?" > "Do you have a phone I can call?" >"Hello?" >PLEASE RESPOND
pic related
Michael Cox
the other guy left is a nigger.
Kayden Walker
>And NO MORE FUCKING NIGGERS
Hudson Wright
>What more could you ask for? a femanon to stick your dick in.
Julian Hall
raid the fleshlight factory or bang horses IDK
Liam Barnes
No more niggers
Thomas Martinez
I laughed
Jeremiah Torres
it's ok. I'll raid staples and print out ALL the hentai, save ALL the hentai to like 1000 hard drives for forever, and print out some body pillows
problem solved.
Nathaniel Ortiz
Best one.
Joseph Allen
Then it would be time to an hero
Hah, i'd be free to stick my dick in whatever I wanted, wherever I wanted, and whenever I want! I'd get a full size sex doll and grow melons to fuck/eat
Christopher Perry
>Hah, i'd be free to stick my dick in whatever I wanted as soon as I read this I pictured some retarded user trying to stick his dick in a power socket because there are no rules now.
Carter Flores
Hello, not sure what has happened but I'm going to be happy where I am. If you come near NW Ohio I will shoot first and ask questions later. Good day.
Dylan Foster
>23:18:54 >23:19:02 Good to see the old hive mind is still working
Adam Reyes
A power socket you say? W-would it feel good?
Hunter Lee
Do you know where the Sup Forums server is based? Do you know where all the passwords and security admin setups to bypass to give yourself access to said server or boot it back up if it crashes?
Get out of my thread, summerfag. Why can't I wake up and everyone by one other Sup Forums user is gone.
Elijah Nguyen
She's on Sup Forums, bro. At the very least she's a girl with a 'feminine penis'. No repopulating is going to happen there.
Josiah Barnes
it feels electric
Thomas Moore
Didn't think about it from that angle
Logan Morales
spaniard spoted
John Reed
Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I entered this thread because you're a femanon, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.
Julian Jackson
>Why can't I wake up and everyone by one other Sup Forums user is gone. New scenario. You wake up and the only person left is that fag you just responded to
Chase Foster
>wincest
Brayden Nelson
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Brody Mitchell
>How do you respond? Fucking cancer
Christian Lewis
The Eddie Money part of me tells me to have electric sex with my outlet
Wyatt King
It can't exactly get wet for you tho
Dylan Wood
I didn't particularly refer to the Sup Forums server. However, I'm IT, and I know more than my fair share about various other pieces of tech, including power supplies.
You, sir, are just a dumbass if you can't drive around and collect all necessary data.
Furthermore, as long as I keep the electricity up, I have several 10s of technical books on numerous different scientific and technological crap, not to mention you can always raid a Barnes and Noble if your Kindle breaks/Amazon goes offline.
Dude, you're a fucktard. And I'm not summerfag; I fag up this and other boards all year long. I'm just a general fag.
Nicholas Lee
I like it. It feels comforting and a bit soft
Jonathan Miller
I too shitpost and fag things up quite a bit
Nolan Gonzalez
If everyone disappeared that just means that the person behind that thread is the me from the future or some shit
Asher Collins
to complete that statement, I'd probably go hack a fuckton of factories and power systems, build my own custom robot construction network, and do what I wanted to do anyway: spend Earth's resources on building spaceships, because money REALLY wouldn't mean anything in that world.
Nathaniel Edwards
Kek
Isaac Morgan
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Daniel Long
No, John. You are the demons.
Ayden Brooks
The feasibility of actually finding all of the important servers in the world is slim, unless you're a pilot. It would be smarter to stay put and download as many websites as you can. We're talking Wikipedia, scientific journals, news websites, anything with information that could be useful at some point. By the time there are enough humans to actually use this information again, those servers might have been damaged and some knowledge may be lost- especially in scientific journals. Find a means to store all of that data, make copies, then travel.
Anthony Brown
Fuck yeah, someone who gets it.
Adam Moore
"Fucking newfags, btfo"
Grayson Reyes
"Fuck off newfag"
Luke Rodriguez
"Don't worry, I've found you"
I'd scare the ever living shit outa someone
Juan Smith
Well, fuck me.
Gabriel Clark
I actually have some pilot experience in simulators. And it's not difficult to read a manual.
However, as I said, I'd probably hack power plants and factories to turn them into my own custom construction network and large-scale AI super-brain.
Not to mentioned my many many technical books. I'd probably have, if not escaped this planet within 5-10 years to find a new civilization somewhere, at least a personal utopia that I could hand down to my own AI, so at worst, humanity would be replaced by some grey goo motherfuckers... kawaii grey-goo anime motherfuckers, to be precise.
Henry Hall
plus, come to think of it, with the ability to successively bring back online every major server on the planet by hacking satellites, I would probably be able to create a massive AI node network far beyond ANYTHING that exists today and dedicate them to even developing proper cloning and/or immortality technology.
So, to be fair, I'd probably have the Earth up to a Class 1 civilization on my own within 50 years. Class 2 within about 200, having uploaded my brain to a quantum computer OR stopped aging using perfected telomerase therapy (developed from my massive AI net)
Jonathan Gomez
Surrre
Daniel Hughes
dude, China has a supercomputer that alone is almost as powerful as a human brain in terms of FLOPS. Imagine nodding that off to what once was the CIA, the EU, CERN, TRIUMF, etc. Fucking Google, Bing, Cortana, Siri.
You do realize I'd have WAY more than enough technology to create an ASI entity.
Hack together Watson, Cortana, and Siri into a node system of all the major particle research labs, all the major government computers, and every banking system in the WORLD. Even I'D be at a loss with what to do with that raw computing power. Make the right neural net and I could have them producing the most powerful materials in existence within HOURS of making the full link. Mere DAYS later, and I could have every factory on the planet building things never even conceived of by the engineers of today.
Dylan Morgan
Check'd and kek'd
Easton Thompson
I'd talk to them and determine a place to meet. We'd continue communicating as long as the Internet and cellular networks remain up. Power grids would actually fail pretty quickly, so the only remaining options would be satellite phones, which will last considerably longer. Download as much as possible from the Internet, and instruct them to do the same. If they're a woman, the need to preserve genetic diversity is incredibly important, so I'd find the nearest sperm bank and figure out a way to keep those samples frozen for as long as possible. As much as I would hate to do that to someone, humanity must survive, and I would hope she'd understand. I'd also ask her to do the same where she is, and if at all possible, to inseminate herself now.
Once I've learned how to fly from videos downloaded off of YouTube, I'd go to them and we'd travel together. I wouldn't bother landing planes at first- I'd just fly to areas with large bodies of water, point the plane in that direction, and parachute out.
While she's pregnant, I'd learn to land planes and we'd travel everywhere searching for humans. If there's no one, we'd find a nice place to settle and start raising an hoarde of unrelated children. It's possible we could crank out as many as 20, but that's asking a lot. A minimum of five, though, with three girls. From there, the reserves of sperm I preserved earlier should provide the genetic basis for the rebirth of humanity, and within a century, provided every woman has at least five children, there could be thousands of people- enough to recolonize a single major urban area, such as New York City- with the ultimate goal to be to repopulate the entire Earth.
I'd focus on education adamantly, to ensure that by the time I die, the hundreds of people alive would be capable of learning it, using it, and passing it on. I would want to see recolonization begin before I die.