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dubs decide

Your lipstick is the same color as my cock.

ayy yo girl lemme hit that

Reroll

this m9.

you remind me of my ex.

rolling for this

Good afternoon XX Chromosome Human being

I would like to pursue you in hopes of establishing a strong and meaningful relationship. Prior to engaging in any physical activity I require that you undergo a background check that includes blood testing and friend/family interviews, if you make it past that selection phase I will require written consent prior to any physical contact.

If you have been chosen as worthy we shall date and perhaps exchange DNA codes to make a more perfect human being.

After the offspring has expelled itself from your womb your presence is no longer required or necessary. I will keep the offspring and you will leave.

You can reapply for DNA exchange after 1 month has elapsed. However, you will have to go thru the same pre-screening requirements.

I look forward from hearing from you, I can make a mean ass grilled cheese.

reroll

My favorite movie is Frozen, what's yours?

I'm going to diddle you so hard

Feminism is shit

rolling

winnar

Would you like to go to an upcoming ABBA concert with me?

Made my day user

Fuckin hell

Winror

Hello miss, I hope you can smell the way my aunt smells yes I also like this haha you're so not retarded I like this please yes?

"Suh dude"

sup schmexi?

gona score mad pussy with that pick up line OP.

Kek

Rolling for
"are you willing to peg a man?"

Checka dose.

This

"There's a thread about you on Sup Forums right now"

you will get laid to night OP

nice

roll

be my cum dump

i wanna ram my cock in your rectum and tie you up so you cant do anything

let me shoot loads so hard in your mouth they come out your nose slut

WINRAER++++RRESEFG

ROLOLOLL

she didn't respond?

HAHAHA roll for this

nope
Trying to find someone who will

send it to all of your matches and post the first response

this. its basically what you need to do when you're really looking for someone to date.

its what i did on okcupid.

make 1 good letter, copy, paste, send to every woman you think is hot.

they always know when it's a line you've used before. this one will probably catch them a lil off guard though