This is the story of D. I've got several if you want them

This is the story of D. I've got several if you want them.

>in class with some tard
>we'll call him D
>D is quiet
>fairly smart for a tard
>but he explodes like a fucking bomb randomly
>sitting at table in cafeteria
>hears screaming that sounds like a pterodactyl getting raped
>look up to see D running around cafeteria
>toofunny.jpg
>Gets tackled by teacher/tard wrangler
>Picked up by teacher while D is screaming no over and over
>Placed at tard table in corner of cafeteria
>D is giving all of us school shooter looks
>throws chair at wall
>Gets dragged out by teachers.


This is his most tame story.

hint: He thinks he's an expert fighter. (never ends well for poor D

cont?

cont

Cont faggot

>Be me
>english class
f>uckingkillme.exe
>D is in there with me
>Also so kid who wears cowboy boots and stuff
>D must be itching for a fight
>Before class starts
>D goes up and takes kids phone
>"D, give me back my phone"
>Kid is real calm, knowing D is a tard.
>Come get it queer.
>"D, don't piss me off."
>D "punches kid in face" it was more like a >baby bitch slap
>Ohshit.jpg
>Cowboy kid stands up and clobbers D in the >face.
>D is once again screaming like a pterodactyl >getting raped
>Cowboy kid gets on top of D
>bringing down hammerfists on his face
>D's glasses break.
>FINISH HIM
>Cowboy kid drags D by the throat to a chest >high book shelf
>Slams his head in the top, breaking the shelf.
>D lies there unconsicous with books and >shattered wood all over him
>glorious.gif
>Teacher comes in
>Escorts cowboy kid out of class.
>Principal and counselor come into classroom
>D is still unconscious
>Drags his limp body out by the arms
>Flawless Victory

cont?

Indeed continue

MOAR

Don't stop OP this shit is great

>Be me
>P.E. time
>yay.png
>D is in class with me
>this gon' be gud
>Halfway through class D is picking a fight
>Some scrawny four eyed kid half his size
>D might win this one
>D strikes first
>Somewhat decent
>lands on four eyes cheek
>it was ineffective
>ohshit.exe
>D tries to run away
>Even has that tard run
>don't forget that pterodactyl scream
>kid swan dives onto D
>D's glasses get knocked off
>middle of basketball court
>four eyes is on top of D
>groundpound.exe
>blood is pouring out D's nose
>kid gets off D
>"I ain't done yet you retard"
>str8 savage
>D's screaming in pain
>blood is pooling on the ground from his nose
>four eyes rolls D onto his stomach
>nofuckingway.gif
>Kid sits on D's back
>Drives his face into concrete about 3-5 times
>This shit was hard to watch.
>D lies in a puddle of blood and tooth chips.
>Principal pries kid off of D
>D is once again dragged away
>Only now he is conscious
>Crying while he leaves a blood trail from his >face
>feelsbadman.jpg.
>butnotreally.lol

cont?

It only gets better from here.

D joins the football team

Stop asking to cont you cunt and just type it

Continue so we can screenshot and post on meme websites

>"D joins the football team"

You better keep going faggot

Here's a little prologue

>Be me
>on football team
>2cool4u.jpg (jk)
>Get word of D joining the team
>nofuckingway.jpg
>D walks into locker room
>holy shit

note: (I've never had a problem with D, but I guess he had one with me)

>Looks at me
>"fuck you user"
>wtf?
>"okay, D."
>"You want some, fatass?"
>Oh hell no
>D pulls out the tard-jitsu stance
>I go just regular boxer stance.
>Waiting for D to do something
>no way in hell I'm getting into trouble for killing >a tard for no reason
>D runs into adjacent room
>pussy
>Comes back with a fucking bat
>Sweet Jesus Almighty
>Still don't know where he got that.
>Charges me.
>Brings down bat, like a tard of course
>Catches bat with hand (savage as fuck) and >pushes D to the ground
>"I'll kill you user"
>Sure m8
>flips me off and leaves.

D's in for a beating.

more

>At practice
>Still fuming from locker room
>D comes out
>In full retard attire
>Ass crack is fully visible from football pants
>Helmet is crooked
>Cleats don't even fucking match.
>You kidding me?
>He says it
>"user, I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET >BITCH"
>No holding back now.
>Charges me like a deranged cow.
>I'm 3 times his size.
>Why fucking not
>Catches him and picks him up
>Souplex his ass into the ground, so hard his >helmet come off.
>D is rolling on the ground, moaning in tard >language
>gets into fetal position
>sadistic idea comes to mind
>entire team gets in on it
>go fill water bottles with ice water
>pour it all on D
>Never seen a tard move so fast, while crying I >might add.
>Goes inside
>Quits that same day.

Trying to remember a couple more.

I saved a bunch of tard stories

View them here:
I saved a bunch of tard stories

look at pic i tried to butcher the link for 15 goddamn minutes fuck you Sup Forums system and the mods you faggots are gonna be in a tard story

Confirmed for malware

>be me 10 years old
> share lunch period with tard class
> one tard named Scotty one tard named Bob
> Bob has palsy or some shit,Scotty has the downs
> Bob is drooling chocolate milk all over electronic wheelchair and mashing banana in his hand.gif
>Scotty don't like Bob or bananas
>Scotty starts screeching Nana Bob Nana Bob .mp3
> Bob now freaking out shooting chocolate milk out his nose onto Scotty.
> batter up Scotty. PNG
> Scotty cocks back full downs mutant strength in effect.
> jams un peeled banana into Bob's eye.
>oh shit web.m
>Bob smacks Scotty in his lowered ears with banana palsy hand.
> Scotty mad now jumps on Bob in his hawking chair
>Bob and Scotty now doing donuts in tard chair in middle of cafeteria Scotty going full throttle into Bob's stomach with fists of fury
> Scotty's sweatpants get caught up in tard chair wheel and get pulled down to his ankles with ass in air
> mfw Scotty has huge shit log in whitey tighties poking out leg hole
>Bob grabs doo doo butter with banana covered palsy hand and smears shit on Scotty's mouth and in eyes while tard machine still rotating 360
> ding ding ding! Here come tard wranglers Scotty likes one tard wrangler a whole lot
> Scotty cocks back and punches Bob right in throat before tard wrangler gets Scotty untangled from hawkingmobile.
>Scotty gives tard wrangler big kiss with shit covered face. Tards get carted out of cafeteria and get hosed down.

Nice trips

One year later...

>D is still kicking, barely
>Still as retarded as ever
>Joins team again
>Not my problem anymore
>Doesn't even look at me
>Fine by me
>Found a new target
>Call this guy Bill
>"I fucked your mother Bill, call me daddy."
>Bill stays calm
>D flicks his head and walks off laughing
>Bill comes up to me
>"watch this user"
>Bill sprints full force into the middle of D's back
>Hear his spine pop
>AUGHAGUAHAHA D says as he is drilled into >the ground once again.
>His pants get pulled down by the ground
>His ass and baby dick are visible
>Entire team is pissing themselves with >laughter
>D is busy getting rekt
>Bill gets up, victorious.
>D is lying on the ground motionless.
>Sees something
>Oh. My. God.
>D has shit himself
>His ass volcano spews from his rectum
>The smell is a combination of a body farm and >sulfur.
>entire team is gagging
>Entire team runs inside
>His ass fumes are no longer a danger
>Couple of guys are puking into a trash can
>Thatfuckingabad.exe
>We look out the window as the bell rings
>School is dismissed
>People are walking home, looking at D.
>Laughing, gagging, and all around staying >away.
>D begins to wipe his ass cheeks bare handed
>everyone gags
>He begins to walk back screaming curse >words
>I'LL KILL YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS"
>Get our stuff off and leave before he can try >anything else.

its google drive you faggot if you want a virus I can link you to one

found this jem

Epilogue

>at school
>Final bell rings
>leaving
>see D walking out
>Hey D, see you tomorrow buddy
>looks at me with hate filled eyes
>Hisses at me
>can't help but look at his chipped teeth.
>D walks out.
>Into the sunset
>neverforget.exe

This is the end. That was the last time I ever saw D, he must've either been killed by his own stupidity or moved away. Either way I kinda miss watching him get his ass kicked.

kinda

Anyone else got some good tard stories.