Can we get Sup Forums to help convince this girl to feed herself to a snake. She's short enough, thin enough...

Can we get Sup Forums to help convince this girl to feed herself to a snake. She's short enough, thin enough, and gulible enough to do it.

How big of a snake do we need to realistically do so

Not OP, probubly a 20-25 footer, depending on her actual size

Okay how dumb would an individual need to be to try and feed themselves to a snake, getting crushed and digested?

>this kind of retardism at this hour

there's always a way

Someone tell me what I should text her

Bump for interest

Ask her why she decides to match her appearance with her level of intelligence.

Kek do it

One that's snake related please. She needs to be snake shit before the year's end

I'll post what she's been sent so far

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Still here?

If dubs you text her that you'll feed yourself to a snake if she does.

Deal

Just sent
" It's better for a snake to have willing food than prey that doesn't want to be eaten"
What else?

Bump for ideas on what to send

Sent this too
You'd go into his room and just calmly lay your back on the ground and stay still. When he touches you breath calmly and remain limp through the feeding.

Roll

Anybody?

Retardation is strong with this one

Gril or op

Op. Obviously this girl blocked him after his first attempt to contact her and he keeps trying.

Lurking. Waiting for better proof.

shit thread, shit idea

I'd like to introduce her to my snake, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!?!!

Try multiple accounts
What do you want?

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you dont honestly think you can convince her to feed herself to a snake, do you? if she were really stupid enough to believe she would live through that she couldnt use a computer, and if she is suicidal who the fuck would choose to get eaten by a fucking snake?

She's a vegan

I can't find this pic on her account

of course, shes a vegan! that explains everything! we all know that vegans love to throw themselves in front of hungry animals. in fact it comes to mind just yesterday a pack of vegans fed themselves into a woodchipper to fertilize a public park, i had just dismissed it because it happens so often

She's dumb enough to think it makes a difference.

>it
the fuck do you mean by it, you mean her being a vegan?

you might want to try to give (8)chan's Sup Forums a ring for this one, they might be a little moar positive about all this

Lets Git sum C*** P*** goin on

cuck porn?

cheeze pizza

Haven't kek'd this hard in a while.

Someone screen cap this shit I'm on mobile