Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
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Rolling for Kyouko.
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When you fapped with your fucked hand bro.
>they have no idea
>I cant find that pic
Naw. I dont have that kind of money. Need to save up for my JSDF uniform.
>cosplaying a JSDF soldier from Italica using a patch I got
Rory-sama claimed
>gonna be at PAX Melbourne
>shame that airsofts are illegal
rolling for kagami
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When was this?
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Nope. You're way to cute to give up on ;)
Ravaging you would be fun too
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Well then
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I bet
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DAMMIT!
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Checked
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Nah
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Oh you~
kagami claimed!!!
Please stop with these threads. They're not OK
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Claimed
inb4 mugi
>Drunkard
Am not!
Dio-sama...
I thought some sort of stand power had destroyed the waifu threads, it was unthinkable. Until I realised that someone did not use the word "waifu" or even "claim" int he OP post.
I wish Dio was here
ya'll are pretty boring
Claimed
I do that every day off i have. I just always feel like i have no time and doing that gives me time to enjoy myself. Also after i did crash i slept for 12 and a half hours. All i do is sleep because of my terrible schedule.
Clams
Damn it.
shower me with (you)s
That timing.
Messed up
>alcohol poisoning and dehydration
Damn be more careful about that, im sure you already know now but still. I do live in a shitty area but all the people that come in are just stoners or drunks who want more cigarillos/ beer or more things to snack on. The people are alright, just the job itself kinda sucks.
Rome huh, hows that going for ya?
Ayy lmao
>Dio
>mfw I get trips
>mfw I cuck op in his own waifu thread
Stolen
>Sugar
Why should I, damn it!
@688923858
rolling for this
Rolling for these two
Oooooooohhhhhhh I remember! I can fap with the right now! It has a scar on the knuckle
Speak of the devil, and he shall appear
Bloop
(you)
Grand
Pretty awesome seeing a Mugen as a waifu.
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Another haiku
The gets are plentiful here
I claim Akiko
>Mizore
>cook
A most honourable profession. You hope to go big some day? Make your own stuff and whatnot?
kek
Wish granted
no
yeah I always want to get more stuff done. There's just not enough hours in a single day
I just stole your waifu faggit
Midna claimed!
>Sunshine
Is it science time?
Maybe next time.
Hey, stop that!
MM > TP > OoT > WW > SS
mugi is a cool waifu
nigga kagami is mine >:(
shit fam, that sounds like hell to deal with (other thread) welcome back to home base, solider.
papi wants to be smug too~!
>RRRRRRRRRRRRRRROLLU DESU
We are well met, Pixelface.
You better believe I'm rolling for trips right now.
who broke their dick?! O.o
be smug
who is this mystery user :O
me too
>rolling for kagami
fish
>bubbles
Don't fret, I always believed you were a failure.
I'll claim you too
NO SHE HAS PURPLE HAIR AND SAME LAST NAME AS SHINOA! SHE'S MINE >:[
Smug you say?
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Kek no I had a fucked up hand and couldn't fap with the right but I did it anyways
God I use to stay up at night dreaming of being a chef. I love food and when I cook for people and they enjoy it, theirs no feeling I can use to describe how good it feels. But now. Now I just want to survive. The people at my work think I'm great, but since I didn't go to school or was trained professionally I'll probably never be big.
>the title "chef" is earned and hard fought.
But it's a skill I'm proud to have even if I'll never be a chef.
>Got a bit deep
Roll for bird
>Mizore
Nope.
Maybe.
(konata)
things :^)
>You make my day better
>Just by saying Hello.
half the people in this thread are failures
You better believe it fam.
Here is your haiku
With trips I steal your waifu
Say good bye ha ha
Are you being a fair ruler or a giant jerk?
Once i find a new job life will be infinity better. Until then im gonna chill and feel bad.
Its all good. Actually the second half of it i was just laughing to myself. Surprisingly enough, thats been the only crazy thing thats happened so far.
what if i called you a nerd?
>RRRRRROOOOOLL
>tries to smug
>cant smug
>birbfailure.exe
Why is she so perfect?
Hi thanks for the waifu
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thats pretty hardcore fapping
:3
no smug ;-;
>rolling for kagami
Worst monster girl shall never.
>don'tbitethebaitdon'tbitethebaitdon'tbitethebait
>Stops getting (You)'s
>HURRR IM DEPRESSED
Good personality I'd assume.
>rolling for konata
Thats really nice. Thank you mero
youtu.be
You're my big sis though
Practice!
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FUCK!
Almost an hour!
Opinions on suu?
Good to know. At least you learned to be ambidextrous.
Why even reply to the bait
Ha, you are predictable.
How are you doing?
My one and only
i was drinking all day in the desert and someone gave me a bottle of whiskey right before i blacked out. So i drank it all and then i was vomiting and they made me go to the hospital. i would have been fine if they gave me the IVs in the medical tent. EMS didnt even want to take me because i had already thrown up everything.
because it's da #1 ruuuuuuuule
thanks bbi
rude, now im not gonna eat your ass
you can't steal my waifu. i dont have one.
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cute art
PAPI WILL NEVER SURRENDER!!!
ROOOOOLLLU DESU
QOTT: can your waifu kick ass?
Fuck yes!
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normally i'd say something about that tumblr hairstyle
but i gotta respect those trips
but then again
either her head or that helmet is really fucked up
Hope this works
Conductor we have a problem
It's not fun not to trash talk.
Better than bird horse and spider I guess. Not too sure how to feel about Fish.
I almost admire your persistence, but trash shall forever stay what it has been destined to be.
Trash
Rerolling
its still friday here
nice trips
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>rolling for kagami
I'm going to try and go to sleep early, I have things to do tomorrow.
>if I come back yell at me
>be me
>bored
>come to this thread
>same fucking faggots with overweight waifus
>every fucking time
pic related, its the mood this thread puts me in
>if I come back yell at me
I'll try to yell at you, even if it will be hard!
Good night.
She'd kick every waifu's ass currently in thread.
I wish you luck on trying to get sleep Galks!
My waifu is not overweight.
YOU WERE DEFETED TWICE, AND YOU SHALL BE DEFETED AGAIN!
RRRROOOLLU
papi can kick anyones ass!
fish
youtube.com
shut the fuck up
lets suck each other?
sleep well
rolling for kagami
I've always been ambidextrous when it comes to fapping
You're welcome bb
Catto
Who's your favorite?
Thanks. Should've claimed kyouko, Galky, AND kagami
>roll
Night Galky, as your little sis, I will
You have rhymed in vain
You get no three same numbers
better luck next time
Good luck on your hunt. You should always remember that only today is certain. Tomorrow might never come so you best do whatever must be done
>checked
Because she isn't real
Nigga that's gay
No, she's way too sweet for violence
Is that something about Spike? Because that was just a prank bro.
I shall give you a (you) for your effort on making a question, but clearly I do not need to answer that Dio is unmatched.
>looks at waifu
>overweight
>v>;;
very much
>every
>Shiro, Kurumi, and Dio fight, who wins?
The one who's most immortal
Relax buddy.
I love you.
No...
Don't worry about the guy. Shit posters come and go
Who hurt you?
I'd say so.
Unmatched?
I'd win.
>dio
>unmatched
Violence?
Cute a best.
the war continues
>rolling for kagami
She can kick ass with cuteness!
r-roooollu...
Rolling for Galky, Kyouko and kagami
>shane
Rolling for quads. Mama needs a new pair of dubs
also a fucking spear
rolling for kagami and shinoa and renge
>konata