I had sex with this guy last night and now he is in love with me...

I had sex with this guy last night and now he is in love with me, the only problem is that i'm still straight and je doesn't leave me alone anymore, what should I do?

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How are you still straight after a night with this Sasquatch?

>I had sex with this guys last night
>I'm still straight
Sure OP

ayyy lmao

Enlist the help of Sparta. They are good at fighting off Persians

Bet you're still pickn hair out of everywhere, also you're a faggot.

you could always kill yourself.

Just go for it OP. His long flowing hair is as close to a woman as you could hope for.

lol'd at your post but this is copy pasta

Hi, Pirulla.

This

Accept it. It's the only love you'll feel in your life since your mom will disown you for being a faggot.

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big fat fucking eyebrows

You had this problem last week too...

Thunderf00t?

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You're probably still picking his pubes out of your teeth.

OP the type of nigga to write white genocide comments cause he can't get any pussy

Br no Sup Forums é demais

Theres some dinossaur envolved?

MACACO.

Why tho, u got to fuck Syrio Forel dude!!

DANDO BOURA, MOPHOBICS!

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>I had sex with this guy last night and now he is in love with me, the only problem is that i'm still straight and je doesn't leave me alone
>i'm still straight

Um, I don't think you're straight, faggot.

Rolling for dubs, OP post picture of anus.

Combined with this guy

ok

DOUTOR PIRROLA

He is the Brazilian Thunderf00t

you call that an anus?