Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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The best part was waking up?
Shocking. Didn't think anyone here could be a morning person.

I enjoyed being accomplished and doing things.

State

Mai~
You didn't answer my question.

memes

I never understood how smokers tell me to avoid it like the spawn of satan yet they continue to smoke

Motherfucking trials of osiris, had the most sweatiest fucking match ever
>6 wins flawless
>Friend disconnects
>its 2v3
>Dominates first half
>Outta fucking nowhere sweaty tryhards pulls the biggest asspull than naruto's whole series
>lose
>No more lighthouse time
FUCK destiny man

Not really, still coughing my lungs out and nose is still a boogie factory

kagami claimed
>not part of a harem edition

Iowa claim

A very cute one.
FREEDOM IS WORKED FOR NOT GIVEN.
>FREEDOM ROLL 3: FREEDOM HARDER

What question?

I'm leaving

Bye

>rolling for kagami one last time

Nice meme.

kinda tired

guess I should sleep
can't wait to wake up in four hours being unable to breath

nya

Cigarettes aren't even the good stuff!
>Baby cakes
We have pet names now? Your so forward.

>Mizore

claim

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I just want to know how you're doing bby~

farewell
Breath well and deep.

Dio-sama...

There seems to be 3 scenes I'm having trouble finding, think you could help me out?
Go to sleep.

dumby, birds dont say nya

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Sunshine.

yeah man you might want to try to sleep

Fuck man theres this one cigarette smell that smells so sweet that I smelt my whole life, its driving me crazy trying to find out what cigarette that is
I'm always forward, pumpkin lips~

I want Kagami to wear lewd clothing all night

:/

Roll trips about leaving and you're good

Let's see you roll a trip then qt 3.14~

Bye

Galky

Wew

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Shinoa claimed

It's addictive and creates habits, your brain won't stop thinking about it if you don't smoke for a while. It also creates habits, say you usually smoke after leaving work, you will start to stress badly if you don't.

It doesn't get you high, just reduces your stress at the cost of your health and money. It's pointless.

i could avatarfaggot as i-19 if i wanted to, but ill just stick to best girl.

fine

I should.

Smug.

what if i rolled for shinoa? would i gain control of the smug harem?

Sure, just show me a pic of your scene select and I'll try to help.

Sugar.
>We both got 88.

Haha, I am no morning person by all means. Just glad I woke up at all.

That is a good felling to experience, let's you know you're on top of things.

Machines

Nah, tuckered out of it at the moment. Pulled too many clutches for one day.

>Milinda
Ah I miss her already

>Best idol claimed

I'M TRYING MY BEST
Shame we could use more boats round here.

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Smells sweet? It might be a black or cigarello. That's all I can think of.
>Pumpkin lips, kek

>Mizore

honey dew

>Rattle rattle

I really hope my symptons goes away before E3, I wanna enjoy it with my friends and get my drink on..

>It dosen't get you high
Fuck that noise, I can wank my stress away

Ah damn, maybe I'll go to a bowling alley or somewhere smokers chill, I usually smelled it there

fish

Ren

Moonpie

: (

You're not going to die anytime soon.

Cute pic.

I'm going for my run now guys, bye!

>Shiro

i want to die

Lemme see em smugs. I also rolled trips so you're part of the smug harem~

You may try~

Oh damn homie. You good?

Haven't talked to the guy today?

Keep at it!

I don't drink lol
>rolling

Rolling

Too bad you can't wank 10 times a day and between your work shifts tho.

No haiku this time
Just my love for Akiko
Akiko is claimed

Yeah that may work.
>Be weird about it to and ask to smell them
Zuzuzuzu

>Mizore

I shall reward your good choice of waifu by laying down my holy Dio blessing upon you, it may help you reach the trips you seek, only, it shall work only if deep within your heart you have the ambitions to reach your objective.

>Too bad you can't wank 10 times a day

Is this a challenge?

i shall prevail

>the pastels on that pic
rlly nice
very enjoyable

you should sleep babe.

I dont drink often

I dont see how people can get past even 3 wanks..

Na nigga I'll follow the smoke smell and ask what they're smoking

Glad you enjoyed it

ANOTHER ROLL FOR MY FREEDOM
Thank you Lord Dio.

I would like it not to be challenging, but do you think you can tackle it?

>Smug kyouko
I don't remember this when I made kyouko folder.... Did I seriously missed something?

I think my record was 4.
>H

Yuuko.

This is cute, thanks

I can claim taokaka right?

id like to see you try

Okay.

Fine fair enough.
4?
>Try 7 m8.

>Mizore

>I don't see how people can get past even 3 wanks..
Clearly you are but an amateur.

Nothing wrong with a bit more pussy.

Akiko

>yuuko

just going to get straight the point i think my record is like 6
>just fucking end me

Yes you should.
Here you go.
Fluffy Hair.
-Holstaur.

i think i could break the record for least times....
>kagami

Damn, maybe, I could try, as long as I don't die from it.

Could be, kek

Good lord man, how horny or bored were you?
My third wank stings

Why you posting with no images, you out?

Is wanking multiple times REALLY something to be proud of?

Jesus christ, gg your dick, no re

HOW DID I MISSED THAT? I LITERALLY PAUSED EVERY MILISECOND

>Time to rewatch meguca

I sure hope not. Other than that, gradually easing through the day is just fine.

Why has God abandoned us?

Absolutely, all is well. Just had to try extra hard today since my main man wasn't down for OW today.

We did but he's gonna be in the field for two weeks, like out there out there. He had a solar charger but it broke and the chances to repair it our slim. So we kinda said our goodbyes for the 2 weeks until they return to base.

But I just woke up silly. What about you? I'm sure the best idol needs her sleep.

fish

Nope~
>rolling

Oh I'm still underage till next year I can legally drink
>rolling

Try again!
>rolling

Try wanking with a fucked up knuckle

This pleases the smug ^_^

Unfortunately I don't have enough steel for that.

-1 a day?

You certainly have enough subjects.

Enough.

hey yuno whats happening?

>english
how do

my dick hurt like a bitch for the next 2 days

i shot a boy the other day but it was ok because it was in Florida

QOTT: WHATS the most you fapped off in one day?

4. Tried going for 5 but dick was kill and I felt like shit

>Breakfast scene
>The Ring
>Entrance 4

Try to go to bed early after you get steak for dinner.

Other two will randomly appear in the main menu.

>is almost 2AM
>sweats
a-a good idol endures!

g fucking g ochinchi

You've been gone a few days. I'm on mobile until like July, and like an idiot I left YouTube open so now my data is capped.
>Captcha refreshes faster than my images upload most of them time
It was in middle school when I did it. I had a day off and alone.
>Spent all day jerking it

>Mizore

Rolling again. I'll even give you my old Shinoa folder for my freedom
3

I will.

I claim potato moon

can you guys recommend me good cute+lewd anime?

Pleasurable pain?

Damn, you were faster than me.

Like 6, I think

12 I puked half way 13

3 i was panicking by the end cause esdeath was not giving as much of a Bonner

>pic

6

RIP

>-1??
is that possible???
nawww my last two years of high school, i didn't, i don't know how..
>kagami

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
COUNTER ROLL

Probably 3 or 4

I love that you know so much about this.

Oh right, forgot yous underage, still alcohol is only good for social and special occasions anyway

Dayum on

Feel like shit, how are ya?

Wouldnt doubt that LMAO

3

Ah shit so its finally happened?

Bottom right corner, right side options box.
I got the ring, unless there's more than one. Thanks though I'll try that out.
Good.

7,maybe 8, I wasn't even that aroused for most of them, it was just a very boring day and I wanted to waste time.

No, but there is something to be ashamed of if you can't even wank 4 times.

Hey Yuuko
I've been trying to switch up my claims
I felt they were losing their meaning if I would just continuously say ".... claimed"

Wut, how can you neglect this from yourself?

12
twelve
t w e l v e

ttttttttttttttt w e e eeelllv eeE

>9

Yeah. I es dead.

>that pic
i don't really know....its something i have to remember most of the time lol
>kagami