Repent and turn to Christ, or die in Hell

Repent and turn to Christ, or die in Hell.

There is comming a day when all men shall be judged, and those who do not accept the Lord Jesus Christ (the Godman who was willing to forgive your sins) shall burn and die in everlasting fire.

preach.

getting ready for sunday school?

Getting ready to acking off to gay porn? you secular piece of shit

My god has a hammer. Yours was nailed to a cross.

Just saying.

REPENT, YE SINNERS, LEST YE BE CAST INTO THE BUSOM OF SATAN!

The birth of Eve was the birth of hell and her son, Humanity, is the devil.

Your god was a homosexual nigger of a human being, better nailed to a cross than a virtueless nigger.

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belief systems like yours are B.S. Get behind jesus, tongue his anus, give him a sloppy handjob

no but thanks for the idea. your big gay daddy loves you. go pray to his mighty dick

suck my gay cock and cum like the faggot you are, christ cuck bitch boy faggotron 16000.

You God fucked his own mother.

Fag

Til Valhalla, bretheren

god sucked my cock once. he's such a slut

I want to tongue god's anus and give him a little handy :)

You mean Thor? no thanx

You LARPagan faggots can burn and die in hell. You're just literraly NiggerFaggot: the white version. Bunch of useless cumsucking pieces of thorshit ever created

Just talked to him, and hes pissed. Zombie jesus will be knocking on your door soon, shit he already knows where you are.

>cumming a day
I already do that

Religiousfags, I'm curious.
Is there any actual scientific evidence towards a god?
I don't mean a picture of a god looking figure in a cave, I mean legitimate proven evidence that a god could be real? Not an athiestfag btw, more of an agnostic.

>die in hell

Not gonna lie, heaven sounds pretty shit to me. At least if I convert to Islam I can claim myself some virgins.

no there isnt. and thats the point. God didnt make any scientific (measurable) evidence because he wants us to CHOOSE to have faith and believe in him. call it a test if you will

What the fuck was that you stupid fucking little pathetic piece of ridiculously homoerotic queerbait shit? I'll fuck you in your ass so goddamn hard you'll taste bacon if you open your disgusting cock receptacle one more time

>What was that again...?

Didn't know LARPaganshits can't hear, it was

>You LARPagan faggots can burn and die in hell. You're just literraly NiggerFaggot: the white version. Bunch of useless cumsucking pieces of thorshit ever created.

Looks like you failed the test to believe in dragons without evidence. Or to believe in unicorns without evidence.

Watch Common Filth channel on youtube to find out

And lo, the flying spaghetti monster said thee, " bear no false gods before me for I am the one and only."

Where is your jesus now fuckwad? Bow before the real god or be smitten.

Why test faith? If you can create humans, why not create them to worship you? Or know you exist? Why even test at all? That's completely pointless.

He's real, but your puny mind can't comprehend philosophical, spiritual immaterial truths outside you autistic little atheist hallucinations about flying monsters anyway.

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Oh shit, thanks for clearing that up bro. I'm a little hard of hearing!

I certainly can't comprehend nonexistent things, you're right.

Provide repeatable, verifiable proof of your so called god.

First you provide repeatable, verifiable proof that Bruce Jenner is a woman.

You're puny little mind thinks anything it can't see is nonexistent. I bet you deny gravity since your narrow-minded atheist glob of a brain can't comprehend science

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I would love to see the science you think confirms the existence of your magical sky hallucination.

I am Christ you blasphemer

So.....you have no proof. Your god isn't real and your just a delusional fuckwad without a clue. Funny how that's the way it always ends.

I feel like this is the reason nobody likes Christians. I myself am a Christian, but I don't push my beliefs on others, and I respect the religious beliefs of others

Wanna know how someone is a Christian? Don't worry, they'll tell you :)

>Hurr durr muh sky fairy derpa derp

Funny how you think gravity and God, two scientifically and philosophically proven concepts are magical sky hallucinations. Oh well, did an atheist have the capability to comprehend anything other than getting AIDS and drug hallucinations.

So you have no evidence. I didn't need to ask to know that already.

Noli adorare deum falsa. Tenebris est fatone res mortalium et incurventur ante faciem tuam, Domine Satanus. Ave, Satanus!

>Imagine there's a group of people that believe there is a teapot floating around in space
>People say "hey no that's retarded."
>teapot people start saying "you can't deny its existence" and start worshipping the teapot.
>non-teapot people rebel against their word saying "that's dumb there's no proof for a teapot in space"
>teapotters build places of worship the existence of teapot
>anti-teapotters uprise and act as a community to try to convince teapotters they're idiots for believing in a teapot in space
>all they ever fucking do is argue and they never change their opinion even if they know they're wrong.
>like 12% of the planet looks at these people questioning why the hell they're arguing because they're both a bunch of spoons yelling at each other over an idea that doesn't make any rational sense.
Let's get along you fucking nerds. Think about your life and don't argue with someone unless you're prepared to change you think you know.

Where is this so called scientific proof god?

>die in hell

Nigga this retarded 13 year old is obviously trolling. Come on.

Well at least you found a way to feel superior to both

Judge not, that ye be not judged.
For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?

How can we die in hell?

Don't we need to die to go to hell?

The fuck.

Now, now, don't spoil the fun.

you do realize gravity isn't technically proven, right? it's a theory. it's stupid to say it isn't the correct one, but my point is that it is not a law, but a theory, therefore it has not been proven, nor can it ever be.

Judging by how skilled most members of anonymous are at creating bullshit on the fly, why not make the effort to become a pastor and legally scam people?
Once you've cashed your chips you can even announce that you were an atheist the entire time for lulz.
Seems like a win-win.

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i love this

You realize you've just proven you no fucking clue what you're talking about.

>There is comming a day
>comming
stopped reading when OP displayed the spelling of an 8 year old

Look up what scientists say when they mean theory. You're almost as retarded as the user you were responding to.

Any god who will not reward goodness and seeks only obedience is a god not worth believing in. I can only hope that death is the end. If it isn't, Satan has a new soldier for his army.

*mean when they say

Believing in fairy tales.

Red pilled.


Pick one

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>mfw when christians become radical like isis
>mfw when christians now are called "Chrysis"

God, I know this is bait, but fuck it. "Theory" and "scientific theory" have two entirely different meanings, you retarded fucking bag of fat cocks.

OP is rude but needless to say I believe Spiritual things are proven through philosophy and logic. Same has how the existence of morality is proven through philosophy and logic.

Wow what a solid argument, I guess I believe in god now.

Provide verified repeatable scientific evidence that homosexuality, abortion, and transgender is moral.

Pro-Tip: you can't

Morals are subjective you goddamn monkey, certain cultures think fucking 10 year olds is moral.

You know, if you quit being so condescending, and just debate nicely like I did here you wouldn't have people being assholes all around you.

So its morally acceptable to fuck 10 year olds then because "muh relative morality" ? You fucking retard. Objective morality is obvious to mankind. That's what makes us human. There are things that are obviously wrong.

Philosophy and logic are not proof. They are are just word games. Useful for conceptual matters and as aids in understanding, but they can never be proof.

You are obviously wrong

A god that would create a universe where infants can be born without a neocortex is either a sadist or an incompetant creator. A god who creates a universe where the innocent can be born without skin, born with crippling infirmary, blindness, hydrocephales, microcephales, down's syndrome, a god that will give a child cancer for fuck's sake. What did those five year olds in the pediatric ward do to deserve his wrath? What did those children in the neonatal ward do? Why do children suffer while rich psychopaths live lives of indolence die peacefully in their sleep at the age of 90?

>Provide verified repeatable scientific evidence that homosexuality, abortion, and transgenderism are immoral.
>Pro-Tip: you can't

See what a faggot you are now?

OP is right everyone

What is an example of something obviously wrong and provide irrefutable proof it is wrong.

gay marriage because it is unnatural and not observed in other creatures

Except that homosexual pairbonds are observed in nature all the fucking time.

>but they can never be proof.

Care to explain? For example, I can use arguements of logic and philosophy as proof that man is more than an animal, this would be called "Circumstantial" evidence (as in based on hypothetical cicrumstance, as opposed to direct evidence) in a court of law. Google this "Three types of evidence"

What is your irrefutable proof it is unnatural? It has been observed in numerous species. Next.

No its not its unnatural

>Your obviously wrong

Wow. What a cheap cop out, for a cheap brained person. Your shit defense is +1 evidence that atheists have small minds incapable of reason.

So saying something is obviously wrong is not an argument?

Never known any animal to have a strait marrige either.

Really? Prove that man is more than an animal. Man has no biological process or biological structure that is unique to man not possessed by other animals.

>Muh animalz iz homosexuality

Animals also commit pedophillia, beastiality, rape, incest and necrophillia. Humans are more than animals. Can't say the same for atheists who think we should act like animals.

No. That's not my arguement, I was saying philosphers use circumstancial evidence to prove a point. That was just an example of point they use.

How can it be unnatural if it's observed regularly and across multiple species?

>animals commit beastiality

This dude is a troll guys. Move along.

*growl*

Because it's against how things should be. It's not okay, okay?

Drink some jesus juice and stop judging others.
Lest you be judged, you ginormous faggot.

Ithink he meant Obviously Immoral

What is your proof that man is more than an animal? You've yet to provide proof.

Beastiality is known as "inter-species"in the animal world. As in a dog fucks a cat. If an animal gets horny enough, it will fuck anything.

"Just because" isn't proof. Next.