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That's why I fucked your bitch, you fat motherfucker ~ edition

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gonna do a suicide

doing a 'cide at approx 17:00

Congrats for making it this far

>spending 3 hours worth of your wages per day on a food van

>tfw your crush will never trick you into having sex with her in a secluded area near a public place before wrapping her arms and legs around you as you're about to come and screaming rape as you get her pregnant while trying to push her off, attracting the attention of all nearby

It's a complex kind of feel

i don't like marmite, big fan of cheese & piccalilli though

why would you pay a van lady £20 when you can walk to the pakis down the road

never got into piccalilli because it looks so weird on its own haha would give it a go if someone assembled it for me
cheese, marmite and cucumber is fucking top ngl

>he earns 7 pounds an hour

Absolutely dire

Because she's white

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hayde haydeeee hoppppppaa hayde

I wish I were religious so stuff like this would be meaningful since it's one of the only things keeping the white race going.

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I'd guess he's making around £10 per hour, if it's £20 plus cost of the food

haide haide turci

bro just be yourself

If I ever went back to religion it'd be Catholicism. I was protestant before I stopped going to chucrch but it never did much for me in terms of feeling spiritual.

The few Bosnians I've met where completely shit.

Fuck, I consider it a special lunch with one hour's worth of wages

nipping out to the food van lads, you want anything?

but I am myself

£20 worth of crisps

Thank Christ we're leaving the EU

Wouldn't want them to stop the Snooper's Charter now would we haha

cornetto and a gf

just spent 45 euro on a book I already read

haideeeee haideeeee turcia

*hands you a single, locally-made artisan crisp*

>we want greater freedom
>yes I think the snoopers charter is a wonderful idea get on with it

Guys spend money on girls they've already fucked, what's the difference?

>tuna aioli and onions

my breath stinks but god is this delicious

wherever I am, I must also shart

Maybe you tards should elect UKIP instead of Tories in your next election.

Had an incredible sex dream last night, it hot but also gave me valuable insight into my way of life and my moral values.

It's interesting but a bit too embarassing to share with /brit/ right now though so maybe in the future

who shot ya?
*separates the weak from the obsolete*

UKIP are shit and unelectable
also they're not going to exist soon

>tfw too intelligent to be myself

don't think Britain wants any more economic illiterates in power

wasn't Nige literally a banker?

but it's worth it, nicest edition of The Divine Comedy I've ever seen, 22 carats gold, mutton leather, watermark paper, iron branded

my bad, he was a commodities broker

the worst thing about being a neet is the inability to develop crushes on girls

The gf

chuckled at hits

best thing IMO

I can develop crushes but only for the unobtainable.

it is worth it lad

Well, time for me to hit the sack.
Goodnight lads.
>another night with no gf

Ate too much and feel sick

but then what do you dream about? i'm still having to dream about girls from when i was 14

all bulgarians should be killed

Only 70kg @ 6ft2but my thighs have gotten fat

Dire

>tfw no gf waiting in my bed for me to pull the covers up from my side and say come on user get in so we can cuddle

leave the sack alone

bought some of these at the polski shop.
time to get into the xmas spirit

literally me

i'm t-rex mode though

I would absolutely destroy any of you with a single punch.

>and then she dutch ovens you
*sigh*

I am macedonian :)

REAL /NEET/ HOURS

put the deccies up

They look like shit, makes everything a bit more depressing

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what do you neets do on xmas day? must be pretty humiliating to spend time with your family who probably think you're a pathetic runt

fuck off dundee

SPLASHED out and got a tree that touches the ceiling almost

pretty comfy

haven't read a single post ITT

REAL GIRL FROM POKEMON HOURS

same thing i do everyday

Not even a NEET but I spend christmas with my family, it's normal you utter runt.

New Year is the time supposed to be the party time.

pics x

You're retarded.

tricked my mummy and daddy into being semi-proud of me

No, you're retarded.

>11-inch biceps
>20-inch calves

Ah yes

>Not even a NEET

then why are you replying? idiot

gf just told me she's never had marmite.
ah yes very interesting

i've done so much walking and swimming recently that my legs are too big for most of my trousers. look like one of those skinny jeans wankers.

I replied because I can, idiot.

Don't make me kick your teeth in.

listening to some Lydia Lunch while fantasising about having a post-punk gf

You're the retarded one.

I know you are I said you are so what am I

looks like victoria coren

time to chuck her lad

you replied with a completely stupid answer that had nothing to do with my post. think on.

A retard

retard

Shan't.

My day doesn't start until I cough up a big ball of phlegm

Honestly lads can we stop using the 'r' word? It's honestly quite offensive to those of us with mental illnesses like autism.

muslim gf just called me a filthy infidel pig-dog

runt

But autists aren't always retards

Rasheed

Rorke

What would drive a lad to spend £20 a day on a couple of quids worth of lunch when you're on close to min wage, is it 'tism?

My day doesn't start until I cough up my bollocks

>dating a Muslim
Nah that's not me

Too perfect

update on my sarnies, turns out the gf has snuck some sweetcorn in with the tuna one
full of surprises, that one

Dangerously sexually frustrated

'sheed

The gf cooking up some greens