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Come Back Here

Destroy that pussay mah boy u make me proud

Tell her to send you a preview of what you're getting

New thread here

Anybody have that screenshot of the korean user?

What does she look like?

was hoping for the quads to deliver

Pic?

the saga continues and it surely wont end in op being both people ;)

Help me faggots

thanks

You're done for

Say "The only thing crazy is me in bed"

Don't be a crazy fag

you can make me sane again.

werent we all

How does she look

Be like, YOU NEVER HAD CRAZY BEFORE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR MISSING OUT ON THEN A WINKIE FACE. NO CAPS THO UR NOT TRYING TO RAPE HER

It's over, move on to the next one. If they don't respond positively or act coy in the first two or three messages, they're not down. Just message different person.

this.

not me texting. Last thead 404ed and wanted moar

Fuck me.

That racist line killed it

Nobody fuckin you

Dude it's OVER. Try a different chick, this is fucking asinine. You can't seriously keep trying with the same chick, that's retarded.

Bet it's not as smooth as your pussy. I've heard your tighter than a two year old. Good thing I've got a great spanner to loosen it up a bit

Lol who's that? Ur friend maybe she needs help with something

New chick, singer for a band I play in.

How Not To Get Laid

Step 1:
Compare her genitals to those of a child.

someone fuck with this chick

Too late.
I s2g if anyone can rescue me from this you'll pull off a better magic trick than Jesus did tricking a bunch of jews that he was dead

this is vagina poison

you will most definately die alone mister

That shit is so cringy, it's gonna haunt you in your sleep.

>quads

Dun goofed...might as well own up and fuck off. Live to play another day

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Holy fuck user kek

stop tryin to hard. You dont have to be to clever on every text, or els you fuck up like you just did.

Holy shit. If this isn't fake then you're literally the most retarded person I've ever seen. End the conversation, hope you never see or talk to that person again.

stop while your ahead

"You mak me feel like a winner"

What the actual fuck am I reading

Based on the texts that came before, do you think she's kidding around? If so, then play around and get serious after a few messages. If she's not messing around, then move on to another chick.

She thinks you're a pedophile now, dipshit. It's over. Put the phone down.

Tell her that was just for shits and giggles and some cheesy pick up line you read. You wanted to see if she'd roll with it

hahahahaha what the fuck are you thinking
also roll

you moron

I can't stop faggots

man you need game bruh just play cool nigga

You lost already, what are you doing? inb4 restraining order

you're not very good at this. you coulda pulled it off, but you brought up baby pussy and spanners

user isnt as fresh as prince but he's as dead as prince

Say you're friends call you Subway Sam. Because you've got a foot long

"let me explore that meat sock babe"

But what if I'm crazy about you?

quit being known as the kid thats fuckin horny and weird and be more humble with your shit. Quit asking xbox queers how to sext, they dont know how

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You're done for the night

Kek

Nice save retard.

Oh my dick, what the fuck are you doing?

She wont pick up

Yes please user say this

you've gotten like three "no"s, I think you should get out while you can, champ

when she pulls out the memes she's serious

she's never gonna fuck u, u made sure of that right now

I see a court room in your future

you need to stop

The ride never ends

And you were in a special club with Jarred and his kids...

My wayward son, there'll be peace when you are done, lay your weary head to rest, don't you cry no more...

This x100

Better hope she doesn't have hot friends too. This autism will spread like wildfire

say "I got a flashlight and a spanner that say you want your sphincter tickled"

> Don't want to miss this opportunity
Are you fucking kidding me?

Stream it

I hope she never has to see your face. Even I'm embarrassed.

Dude, just please turn off your phone already.

Isn't this kinda rape lmfao? Blackmailing something into having sex with you

ITS GETTING WORSERER

pls stop

no fucking way this is real

just kill yourself OP,
u cant blackmail a girl with suicide to fuck u.
She couldnt care less if u did it

holy shit. you're actually going to get the cops called on you and/or a restraining order. this is simultaneously the funniest and the saddest shit ever

The ride needs to end.

delete your life

QUADS OF FUCKING JUSTICE!

i thought you were a bitch but now i know it

This is the best thing Ive read in forerver. if I was thinking about killing myself, I would think life isnt so bad after reading this. hahhaa

dont an hero

What

And dubs of truth.

livestream it

it's time to stop

where the fuck are your parents

1000% triggered.

The ride has ended.

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wait holy shit is he serious

now you *have* to kill yourself

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James you fucking dumbass. Should've called the cops to teach you a lesson. Learn when to stop nigga.

The ride has ended, and so should your life.

any other chicks, james?