>open bedroom door
>see this
>what do
Open bedroom door
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wrong house. apologize
Pin those ankles behind her ears
Pound her with the force of over 9000 suns
Inseminate.
Turn 361 degrees
Close bedroom door.
Let the power of Christ destroy your pussy
you'd still be facing the same way minus 1 degree tho xd
Ask to take a sip out of cup. What am I ingesting besides cum?
Compare cock sizes.
Intercoarse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of pro creation.
fuck the living hell out of her
Fucking putrid. How do you sleep at night
I rape her, decapitate her with my machete. Pull out all of her teeth from her severed head and along with her contacts I shove them up inside her uteris.
Allah hu akbar.
Hope she sucks more than blood
>obviously a girl's bed
>fur rug on floor
Well either you've opened a door to a bedroom that ISN'T yours, or you are seriously gay, which means that's a trap.
>361
brilliant
either im gonna die or get laid
idk but here , a girl addicted to memes :
...
>close bedroom door
>go up to her
>take coffee and put away
>lift her chin up with a finger so she looks into my eyes
>compliment her eyes
>ask if she minds when i kiss that lips
>don't wait for answer, kiss her
>????
>say "that tastes nice, i wonder if you taste like this on your whole body"
>test this on her hands
>"yes, that's promising..."
>go up arms, still kissing sometimes
>profit
at least i got to kiss a very beautiful women.
>tips fedora
don't forget the eggs
>chick with contacts and a weird...corset/dress?
"The hell? What are you doing in my house?"
>some kind of unmistakably supernatural female
"...huh. Are you here for blood, dick, or my soul? And if it's not the last one, how much?"
>supernatural female in a different room in the location mine used to be in
"Time-space fuckery. Great." close the door. open the door again. "Still here. K. Who are you and how can I help you?"
stop living in your head and get a life
...
turn 180 degrees and moonwalk out of there
unzip my dick
i'd give it to her like POW POW POW and grab the titties and tongue kiss her antil her lipsticks all smeared and i'll cum RIGHT IN HER
> Sigh and walk in
> "Well, had to end sometime. Want a drink?"
> Pour myself some tequila
> Get about 3 shots in
> "So, wanna be on top?"
let's see...
>chick
>brunette, semi-tan, probably 5"8-10
>contacts, choker, rings, halloween makeup for a gashed throat
>dat outfit
>but dat facial structure, tho
"Get out."
she got vampire teeth in, that's the pouty lips.
don't you see she's going as vampire bitch this halloween?
and damn she's good in looking like that, Daywalker would be proud and present her his third sword.
So why shouldn't i?
With girls