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repsting

Anyone wanna meat up at KFC on christmad bros? ;_;
Anyonwhere around Tokyo is fine

First for DENMARK!

3rd for Shiro Ishii

Is Seoul ok?

How about you acknowledge my reply?

クソダンスクジェウォール

sorry, my schedule is tight because I've been busy making preparations for celebrating Christmas with my waifu.

Are we bringing girlfriends?

I'd love to go, but I won't be in Japan for Christmas.

how do i get a nihon waifu?

Watch an anime and find a girl you like.

Mayuyu, can you get me a DVD rip of the Quiet Country Café OVA? Preferably subbed.

This one?

The F btfo

やっと仕事終わりました
電車で帰るんでしばらく回答出来なくなります


ちっちゃいころはDobos(読みはドボッシュ)というケーキが凄く好きだったんです
チェコではみかけたことないんですけど

で結局チェコでの旅行はいかがでしたか

Yup. I can only find shitty VHS rips with strange subtitles.

People here don't like piracy and I don't want let them down.

O-okay...

as the ownet of this thread I condemn illegal downloading and will inform the Norwegian police if you continue asking for such disgusting and illegal porno movies

I would totally watch a porno called Ruhiges Landcafé

おつかれさま

>ownet
HAHAHAHA
You're the ownet of this thread

youtube.com/watch?v=HRed-L1W9V0

Can someone explain this meme song and dance?

über racist

i have autism

ポルトガル人の女の子の体をペロペロと舐めたいんだけどどうしたらいい?

The government must be strong, not big. Sovereign power is absolute, and instead of building bloated institutions as futile counter-measures, we should recognise and accept this fact. A king left to rule rightly will do things efficiently and properly, instead of wastefully and cumbersomely as now.

The world where the strong are above and the weak are below is a just world. It is not the relation of hierarchy, but the form that hierarchy takes, which defines civilisation. Moreover, all men are equal in one respect in the state of nature (the war of all against all) - as Hobbes said, any one can, by strength, cleverness, conspiracy, or cooperation, kill any other. Civilisation is the destruction of this equality and the creation of well-ordered hierarchy.

A "problem for democracy" is a good thing. We need to throw democracy in to the bin, where it belongs.

Most people not only don't need, but are better off without education. Moreover, luxury medical care is just that - a luxury. Extending the lives of the poor from 60 to 70 is not really useful (and actually harmful, given the costs).

why nigger is so creepy ?

i hate nigger.

Because they're hard to see at night, and in daylight they look like an unlockable character in a fighting game.

another dane reporting in
how to live in real life

also lmao

your thoughts on david bond?
youtube.com/watch?v=GuDBvcwwxVo

ビットコインの相場の高騰の前触れだ
よしっ、俺金持ちになるぞーー

人間への道半ばで進化が止まった動物だからな
人形やロボットやゾンビーなどと同じように、人間に近いのに何か小さなところで違うから、気持ち悪く感じられるんだ

I love nigger girls but I know I can never date one because they don't like white men

A dance skit from TV drama airing now. It means nothing, just what you see is everything. Someone doing something.

the fuck you doing here brah

Is the show good?

weebing out

white: intelligence, strength, beauty
black: extraordinary strength
yellow: little dick

do you celebrate hanukah?
do you eat guinea pigs on christmas? if not what do you eat on christmas/hanukah?

send help
stuck in the countryside

Where in the country are you from?

aalborg

I don't watch it but I don't think it's good because J-Dramas generally suck. People only watch it for gakky (main actress).

Huh, neat. Copenhagen here.

oh yeah? you probably think you're some big shot huh
that you're better than is that it
FIND ME IRL BRO I DARE YOU

is there a castle protected by electric eels?

dogecoin skyrocketing when

Dude, I'm from Aarhus originally.

デンマークは間違いでした

nah
just regular eels

Doge meme's too old. Invest in another meme coin instead. I think Trumpcoin or something like that is a thing now. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it were to perform well.

The F . is nigger .

一番右の子が一番かわいいよね?

Oi! Cut it out!

They rook arr same but i don't mind.

俺はおんぶしてる娘かな

僕も

クリスマスは、たった一つのプレゼントが欲しい
日本大帝国の復活

moshi moshi buraku peeporr ar disgurasu to homanaty

おーおー、韓国軍が竹島で訓練か
下痢安倍は北方領土みたいに韓国に竹島献上しちまうんじゃないの?
早く死ぬか辞めさせないと日本が物理的に減っちまうぞ

金髪より、茶色の髪の毛や黒髪が好きだ
金髪のいいポイントよく分からない

ここって日本語以外の定期スレッドはあるの?
英語と韓国語以外読めないから分からん
あんまり見かけないし

rate my room

金髪良いじゃん、超綺麗

Isn't Tom and Jerry racist?
Since I went to Korea I sleep on the floor too, it's great for your back

みんな同じ顔にしか見えなくてワロタ 全員可愛いからどうも迷うねえ・・・
強いて言えばおんぶされている子が一番可愛いかな

>old meme is old

ワロタ
これ問題だろ

...

嘘でしょw?

If most of the world is not sleeping on the floor there is a reason for that

Better ventilation and insulation against the ground. But tatami mats make up for that.

have you tried it? It's really good. Getting up in the morning is easier, your back doesn't hurt and the bitches like it because they think it's cool (not that I've ever had a girl in my room)

iPhoneで試した
マジだこれ

>みんな同じ顔
So racis... it's sad

左から二番目の子と、抱っこされてる子が可愛い( ´ ▽ ` )
一番右の子は、可愛いというより美人だね。

One of my friends specifically sleeps on an air mattress to keep ladies from staying over. He's a late 20's super handsome philosophy student who pretty much is the living embodiment of "fuck bitches, get knowledge".

俺は一番左にしようかなー
なんでこんなに可愛いの?みんな

who cares about your normie friends
fuck off you stupid normie faggot
this is my thread and it's not for normies
I wish a girl would sleep in my bed every day and you tell me about some asshole who thinks he's great because he's a normie
nobody cares about those people except for them. you're one of them. kill yourself and your friends too

オフ会すんの
ケンタで?
何でケンタ?
何が悲しくてケンタ?

まあ、俺は行く気はないので関係ないけど
子供がいないのなら、嫁はんとホテルのピアノ付きのバーで飲んで一泊とか
子供が生まれるまでは、そうしていた

時差がよくわからん

>a porno called Ruhiges Landcafé
家庭内撮影とか
洒落がわからん
なんか
今日は恋ダンスを何回見たのだろうか
Even person like Kennedy danced it
youtube.com/watch?v=7xuXlpvWw1I&feature=youtu.be

文字どおり、ケネディの逃げ恥っつうやすですか?
それも、トランプ効果?

これを言うと怒られるけど
現生人類にも「種」はある

ワイも

今上陛下にご退位をプレゼントしてほしい
実は、天長節(天皇誕生日)が12月23日

me
Babymetal's dancing in "Tales of the Destinies" is like 恋ダンス
because MIKIKO produced them

ただいま帰りました

様々な果実(確かに毎日最初のスレはリンゴ、二つ目は梨、そして三つめは梅)のスレはハンガリー語
v4は文字通りv4所属の国
slavはスラヴ語スレ
トルコ語のスレなどもあります

おんぶされてる子が一番かわいいです

What does japanese girls butthole smell like?

shit

my jew mom says sleep right over the floor is bad luck because its like coping the life conditions of a poor person

Holy fuck dude I was just trying to share a story about one of my turbonerdy friends.

>おんぶされてる子が一番かわいいです
以外にロリコンって
皆、同い歳やろな

ええで

Do you celebrate hanukah? do you eat guinea pigs?

NOT IN MY THREAD

...

なんJ
東京出張か?

Don't trigger my PTSD.

as all christmas electric power gets shut down on the non-whites commercial zones of the city
this is done by whites who control the electric grid in order increase sales of white supermarkets for christmas
of course I have several power generators
so not matter if everything collapses I still having electricity
not matter if the US army comes and destroys everything as they did in irak, I still having electricity to shitpost here
enough for a year , who knows , kek
enough to burn the entire building with 80 white soldiers inside, who knows, kek & lel
the bad thing I forgot to buy gasoline
I must go outside again

do you love alpacas?

You lost your right to call other people normies when you banged that Vietnamese girl.

プラハに行ったんだが、RudolfinumやSpanish Synagogueでやっているクラッシックのコンサートに行ったり、Beef Goulash食ったり、朝からビール飲んだくれてプラハ城行ったり楽しかったですよ

画像はいじられすぎて可哀そうな少年の像

No, because she doesn't love me and I'm still alone
I haven't met her since Sunday. I asked her if she wants to spend christmas together because she's a buddhist but she hasn't replied yet
It's been 3 days, I think my dick is too small

不童貞は出て行け!!
リィイイイイイイイア充、死ね!!!

「いじられすぎて可哀そうな少年」の像
多分、包茎チンチンいじられ過ぎ

それにしても、帰国は、空港で一泊だったけ?
なんか、暇つぶしにスレで書いていたような記憶がある