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northern powerhouse edition

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gonna do a suicide

NORTHERN POWERHOUSE MENTIONED

OI OI OI

eating my sandwiches in my car in tesco car park haha

oi

it's his sister you spastoid

youtube.com/watch?v=WM5VMrCBOL8

right

want to cum inside that lads prozzie sister 2bh

don't see how that's relevant

gave myself a rim job

Me and the misses want a threesome with another guy.

>no one likes their job, you're just gonna have to suck it up

I've actually came across profiles with that on tinde r lel

impressive

Need her to take my virginity desu, wonder if she accepts GBP.

in a group chat on facebook with jordan ed and tim haha

what movie should i watch lads?

home alone

it's true, even people who turn their hobby into a job end up hating the hobby.

wheres my invite?
can i come over tomorrow?

kidulthood

I like to suck dick, she likes to tease and cuck guys.

nightcrawler

unironically in this group chat
no discussion since May though

Peng recommendation

sorry you'll have to ask jordan, he's the admin

then I should be given the option to leave

don't like jordan and ed now that i know they're normies tbqh

The gf

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how much for a ride on your sister

haha bitter saddo

>tfw ed nor jordan will never post in /brit/ again
miss their postings desu

jordan still posts mate

Almost time for my yearly LoTR marathon, not sure if I should watch it on eve or boxing day though.

saw ed's best friend (pete) on saturday night
said we'd do drinks soon

really? don't even notice it anymore.

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was it them who used to do the mental action posting
miss that and miss being a neet experiencing real aussie hours

yeah ahahaha
ed did one about being a vet was pre good

>tfw too intelligent to enjoy aussie humour

[citation needed]

>£35k at 21 from an apprenticeship

fuming. why are some people so lucky

fuck off cunt

its usually at the expense of me so i don't enjoy it either

stop talking about your arse then

it was mostly just ed, and i think he's the one who started it.

i think he was my fave action poster but it was kind of hard to tell who was who since we're all anonymous haha

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giz a piece :)

feeling good lads
anyone else?

inb4 the jap breaks it off wrong and fucks it

>UK version.

why :(

why did you take the foil off the chocolate? there's no way you're going to eat all that now and it'll go stale

waiting in line in subzero temperatures to get an NES Classic

reee

are apprenticeships any good

30 died in this.

>shared interests: Antony Joshua

literal child

context?

I took it because it is not necessary. i eat half tomorrow

bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-38387239

>got paid
>bought mum's Christmas presents
>bought the cat's Christmas presents

All sorted

>trying to get an apprenticeship past the age of 18
not gonna happen since they can't pay you bare minimum

>Mexican fireworks factory

> Eruviel Avila, governor of the State of Mexico, said some children had suffered burns to more than 90% of their bodies and they were being sent to the US city of Galveston, Texas, for specialised treatment.

ouchie

What's the cat got

aaaaallllllllllllllllllll
daaaaaaaay iiiiiiiiiiiii
dreaaaaaaaamm
abouuuut deaaaaath

>bought the cat's christmas present

your tongue

I wasn't aware of this age limit

Christmas hamper thing with toys and treats in

>jealous because you didn't get a present

Used to buy 2 litre bottles for 20p at neto and blow them up at the park

not aware of much are you mate

Doing a poo

there is literally nothing wrong with cuckolding

what's wrong with letting someone you love and care for experience all the pleasures their body is capable of giving them?

Kin ell

i can respect open relationships, but actually getting off to being denied sex and seeing your partner have it is just weird

>i can respect open relationships

>how to win friends and influence people

ah yes the ultimate runt book

Just got out of the shower. Now my cat is in there licking the water off the floor.
Daft bugger.

Do you leave its water bowl by their food? They don't drink it if you do

*sneaks up behind you and points my arse towards your back*

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBTTTTTT

*runs back into my room laughing*

>i can respect open relationships

my jap's eye's daily release

How old is your cat?

>mfw I get no (You)'s on an absolutely potent piece of bait

fuck off morning /brit/ is shit

was a great firework show tho


also, what the fuck is this captcha

Only 90 (ninety) minutes before I can clock out and have 2 (two) weeks off for Christmas

says more about you runts than does me

>Have autistic long-hair cat
>Even though it's totally meant to go outside in the winter it fucking hates it
>Doesn't even meow to ask to get out
>Leave the bathroom open for 2 minutes
>Fucking pisses in a basin

Holy shit what type of cunt cat actually choses to not leave a house

>tfw only 4 days off

Too obvious rebbit

epic captcha

me buning a spliff fuck the feds

in dire need of a rewatch

how old were you when you realised you'd have to lower all your expectations and standards of living to be happy?

Hey as long as you don't have a kitchen knife

>potent piece of bait
this isn't the 'ddit or /'v/ mate