Try to get me laid Sup Forums #virgin

try to get me laid Sup Forums #virgin

r u a tunnel? cause my choo choo is going in ur poo poo

hey gurl wan sum fuk?

I'm a virgin at heart, and a faggot at ass.

if you will be my girlfriend I will pay you 1000 dollars every time you fuck a big cock stud and let me watch

Why haven't we fucked yet

roll

WINRAR

kek not today OP

come on guys, where are your dubs?

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Lets cut the bullshit and get straight to having the kind of sex sacrificial virgins fantasize about ;)

dickpic

Did you just use a hashtag on Sup Forums ?
I'm not surprised you're a virgin.

My cock is 2 inches will I be fine when it comes to the sex with a girl. Pls answer

WANT TO SEE A MICRO PENIS?

Roll

You look like you could be my next victim... Hi there.

Rolling

i'd like to penetrate your slightly moist vagina with my intergalectic sized dick

gas the kykes race war now

I’m a virgin and my cock is only 2 inches, please send me a pussy pic because I’m sad

The fact that you ask Sup Forums to help you with a girl that messaged you first pretty much means you don't deserve to fuck her. Tell her to have a nice day and pursue someone worth her time, faggot.

Roll for both!

Winrar!!!!

She's cute dude. Why would you fuck it up coming here

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Winrar

I eat ass.

sponge

Baby I would drag my balls through a field of broken glass and mouse traps just to hear you fart into a soup can on a string.

not my type, accidentally swiped right

Good op nice op

>not your type
nigga you gay?

What's your type. Men?

you'd be a perfect woman species to do the breeding with, we would have truly excellent babies

HE DID IT

Wubba dub dubs

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Have you heard of Sup Forums? I browse there often! I've met all my past boyfriends on there

Will op delivar

She has a vagina and you're a virgin on Sup Forums
She wants homework help or some shit like that.
"Not my type" fuck you

My life is shit and has only gotten worse since you started talking to me

*what

Hahahahaha she is obviously intrigued! That’s hilarious

Rolling

Do you have a penis? God I hope you do.

fullonrapist

Roll

Win.rar

Winrar

I'm a virgin and I can't get laid ;*(

If not then tell her we are loose

KEK DO IT OP

I've got the same IQ as Forrest Gump. Will you by my jenny?

Hahahaha OP just got knocked the fuck out

HOWDY DOODY M'LADY

Will op eventually deliver

$2000 if he finishes on my face after

I let my 9 inch friend tyrone fuck every girlfriend i’ve ever had
Bitches love Tyrone

FUCKING WINRAR DO IT FAGGOT

Do you like subway? Wanna come over and have a bite of my footlong?

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Rolling

WINRAR!!!!!!!

I'm currently taking a shit. Tbh it's taking way to long. I've been in here from 15mins and only heard 2or 3 splashes tops. I keep squeezing but it burns.

This

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Fucking kek roll

This could save it...

I have a disease that makes my semen come out a yellow mucus color, I hope this won't be a problem between us

Roll

Samefag

op here, im starting to think its a bot? shit

HAHAHAHAHAHA REKT

Winrar

Fuck you

God fucking damnit
The one time a girl matches with you and it’s a fucking bot

this is a fucking bot

Smells like bait OP

Waste of good dubs In This thread

Rolling for this

trips truth

kek

It's a bot, you dumbfuck op

its a bot guys, thread over. gg

m8...

OMG Rollie-pollie-ollie

NEXT

Today OP was retarded..

Go Fuck with the bot on skype