Are there any doctors on this board?

Are there any doctors on this board?

Pic related just fell out of my nose and landed on my arm. Am I going to die?

>Am I going to die?

Yes. You are absolutely going to die.

That's part of your brain. Put it back.

I already ate it. Will it go back to my brain?

I think that's uterine lining. You eat someone out recently? Ah who am I kidding, this is Sup Forums.

I ate my girlfriend out two weeks ago. How would her uterine lining get lodged in my nose?

Looks like necrosis tissue from nasopharyngeal carcinoma.

What does that mean?

what a fucking pussy ass nigga, fucking kill yourself did you actually fucking make a thread about that you fucking nigger

Nobody finds me funny.

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It means that you need to find your balls because you lost them you fucking spineless faggot nigger

it's snot anything serious

Alri Jamal

Go to the doctor maybe

Please be nice

Too expensive lol

>I already ate it
ew

Yes this board is full of doctors and lawyers and architects

What is gross about that? It tasted good

I'm an engineer lel

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Try picking your nose with a fork

just glue it back

everyone is an engineer these days

Go engineer another tomato slice on that burger

How about I engineer more refugees to invade your country?

Im an asstronaut

This is result from all the chemtrails you see.

it'll only get worse with each passing autumn/winter

if you cut off the arm it touched rn you can still save yourself

How did it land on your arm? What where you doing America?

In my professional opinion, my diagnosis is you have AIDS

this

A little duckling looking up to its mother?

Rejoice! Its a good omen.

Americans can't afford to go to the doctor

French can't afford to buy multiple AR-15s

Burn that foul slug of a thing

Like mexicans on your mom?

fucking pussy just snort it back up

>be american
>have a booger
>die

I already ate it. This was specified earlier in the thread.

me too

fetal membrane of alien baby living inside your head