What did she mean by this?

What did she mean by this?

That she thinks youre sophisticated because youre reading.

She thinks ur pretentious

Tell her you was reading your summons to court for aggravated rape.

She thinks you're pathetic that you would much rather read than try to fuck her.

When people say "oh I just finished reading" I instantly go to that they are a big fucking smelly penis.

She thinks you're cute because you've just finished reading.
She's the type of girl who thinks guys who read are cute.
I guess you should read more to look cuter.

What do I say?

Say "By the way I think you're beautiful and we should go out sometime"
Works every time

Gay ass small talk

Tell her you've been reading her mind and you know as well as she does that she wants your fireman

Let's see what happens

It's your own fucking fault for announcing it like a faggot. You come across as a bell end making a huge statement. "Oh yes I read books m'lady"
Why didn't you just put nm if you can't manage a sentence.

Ask her if her curtains matches her carpet. Then say it doesn't really matter, because I'm more of a polished floorboard type of guy

Our work here is done boys.

Game over OP. That's a typical "I don't want to be rude, but I'm not interested" response.

UH HI GIRL IM UHH *wipes nose* READIN MY BOOK HUHHUHHUHUHU
>OP is a fucking faggot, thats how you come off when you're talking to a girl

smooth operator. good work.

It seems to work most of the time

yes op. good boy

New girl help me Sup Forums

This. Today OP was not a hetero sexual cis white male

This.
/thread

Sweet keks, I see a theme

Say my dick has a wart on it after I let my dog lick it. What do you think it is?

You come across as a giant douche. Nothing wrong with reading but it's not the same as doing the windmill with a 10 inch cock.

Woke up with a massive 8 inch erection this morning, haha. I must have been thinking about you last night.

Tell her you would like to have sex with her after you are finished shitposting on an Taiwanese Watch Collecting Forum

This isn't working

I just noticed that my boners get extra hard and big when I think about you. Just measured myself at 8.5 inches

+1

Nobody told you to do that you massive faggot

>i suggest reading some aristotle
>i have actually read not even half of his work
>i'm a fucking autist who browses a trap porn imageboard on a daily basis
>look how sophisticated and smart i am

You're an idiot, she's clearly into you. Make a real move you a pussy.

You pussy*

Dude, use your brain, she started the convo you had.

This guy says it..

Yeah OP. She actually messaged you first to say good morning. Which means she was interested and could look past you being a pretentious cunt talking about philosophy. Dont have to believe me but I have been with many girls and something I have learnt is that girls dont want a guy who is smarter than them. I know its pretty hard OP since most girls are fucking idiots. But you need to find the line between not appearing too intelligent and not being boring. Talk about something that is interesting but you don't have to be clever to understand. You can be as smart as you want once you have them but while you are trying to pull them its best to let them think they are smart/better than you.

"conversations are overrated. You're damn cute, what do you look for in a man"

Send it, she laughs the earlier comment off then reveals some preferences, you subtly show how you fit them whilst sexualising her subtly, make her feel desired but that you are in control.

I'm a trans girl and this will likely work on her, if it doesn't then ignore her til she opens conversation with you again

rolll

Learning a lot thanks everyone!

Found another girl she seems nice

thisss

that's pretty good

you know what else feels empty? your vagina until i put my penis in it

Autism, your too vague for the female species my friend

No still sex, but I feel empty ya know? Would you ever consider wearing a strap on of my choice and sticking it where the sun don't shine?? Pls respond

What app is that?

ifunny

^_^

> I have been with many girls and something I have learnt is that girls dont want a guy who is smarter than them.

That is absolutely wrong. They do not, however, want a guy who will flaunt his intelligence at the tiniest occasion.
You can have a brain and stay humble.

Doesn’t get any more cringe worthy than that

Oh shit

OP got gamez

Imma learn from him

this was from last night you faggot

On this one you should've said "sorry my penis grabbed my phone"

reposted from yesterday, move on

someone posted this shit yesterday

You're matching with plenty of girls I'm guessing your looks are a bit more developed than your social skills. Goods keks though. Stop talking about sex with these girls and you're probably in there.

>you should probably over think this

Rolling

Girl from above post, don't do this be vague about what you are looking for, maybe a little suggestive eg. Her:"what are you looking for? You: a cute, good girl to share some time with ;)"

Her response to that will give you information on her, how receptive she is to you, what she might be looking for, she may object to what you say, but bat it away playfully and show you don't care and arnt being too serious.

Also out she responds positively to it there's a strong chance she's sexually submissive, girls who are often crave being called good girl by a dominant guy, or made to feel that way.

I may just be protecting though, but in my experience my own desires and things i look for in a guy are similar to most girls, trans thing aside :)

Tits or GTFO

she thinks that it is cute, that even retarded people can read like you

How do I respond to shit like this??

This is why I love Sup Forums
Stay classy.

Op your boned, RIP

bot

"Nothing, really. How about you?"

And if she says nothing, ask her to go out.

Respond "Hi Makayla, you look lovely"

Or "wouldn't you like to know ;)"

Or actually throw out something you are doing, then take control of the conversation by asking her something, commenting on her.

Key to this is take control of the conversation and don't let her lead.

We like that in guys

Wtf is your problem you total stranger? Stop harrassing me

>We like that in guys

Tits + timestamp or gtfo

THIS!

You were right it was a bot :/

NP mate, Its obvious really.. A "normal" person wouldnt talk like that.

...

That is why I fail at girls. I just cant read them correctly. Girls being sophisticated as always.

>Yes I am single. Have been for my entire life.

she does not care for you

You can improve on that :) but work in yourself first

Your confidence, posture, voice, eye contact, work out and become muscular // fit.

It will make you alot more attractive to girls if you are strong in body and mind.

we sense weakness in guys like a shark senses blood in water :)

I'm not sure how I feel about this one

This is all copypasta. Btw

Some is new, some is reposts

>we sense weakness in guys like a shark senses blood in water :)
As I said "Girls being sophisticated as always."

>confidence
Problem #1
>posture
Trying to walk upright these days.
>voice
Not a low pitched voice, but not high either
>eye contact
Can look someone in the eye

>work out and become muscular // fit.
Lazy fag with a skinny posture. Although I dont see the point of becoming muscular, just so girls like me. I just dont.

lmao

If you get a new girl OP, just go for the straight, "I want to make sex at you". Works every time.

This thread is fucking hilarious. Thank you for sucking, OP