I'm German, AMA

I'm German, AMA.

Tell me the best joke you know

Treffen sich zwei Jäger. Beide tot.

Knock knock.

A man comes in a bar.

USSR

>Germany
This is the most hilarious thing i ever heard of

Do you love Germany?

@_@ are you a proud european?!

Not as much as you love America.

Are you a turk?

I'm amarican, AMA

>german humor

How do you feel about the recent attack?

I'm indifferent about America.

No, I'm a full-grown German. Even have the blonde hair and blue eyes.

What do you think about Hitler?

Shook. I may not live in Berlin, but my sisters live in the area close to where the attack was. We didn't hear anything from them for a good hour, so we were worried as fuck. They are okay though.

What do you think about Hirohito.

I'm 1/8 fingolian, AMA

A-are you cute?

What german dialect is best dialect?

Yes.

Just take my word for it. You won't get a pic.

Hochdeutsch

What's a joke?

Tch, f-fine

Swabian

Our refugee politics.

polish

How many polish trucks does it take to deliver on a German christmas market?

When will you get rid of Merkel and end her disastrous experiment?

I reverencel Hirohito''昭和天皇''
I think military leads to war and Japanese imperialism.
I want never to speak ill of 天皇陛下(Emperor).

Was op LKWED?

Why are you German?