>Be me >Be going to a Halloween party >Have Pepsi-Man costume from late night purchasing spree >decide to go as Pepsi-Man >Don't half ass it, bring a cooler full of Pepsi, hand it out refeshing Pepsi Blasts at random intervals during party, mostly in time to music. >Never take off Pepsi-Man mask >No one recognizes me >Texting friend next morning >Tells me I missed a great party >Briefly mentions this guy who was "Dressed up as a can of Pepsi" >MFW my friends don't know I'm Pepsi Man >MFW I am Pepsi Man
I have no idea of how this shit could turn into something good. I doubt it does actually.
But anyway, cont, sweet user.
Hudson Harris
Shit thread tbh
Parker Edwards
I prefer the Mint Man
Isaiah Hughes
I legitimately fucking hate when you bitches write "more?" or "cont?" at the end as if you already didn't have an audience. Fuck you faggot. Just post the whole thing so we can all enjoy a read.
Jose Richardson
Post the costume
Anthony Bailey
Wear a crown and pass out condoms to guys awkwardly talking to girls. Be the Condom King
This made me crave a pepsi, god dammit lmfao. I am 100% victim to advertising
Luke Ross
>Decide to go to next party dressed as Pepsi-Man >Uproarious "HEY! IT'S THAT PEPSI-GUY" >MFW warmest greeting I've ever gotten from my friends >Party progresses normally >Someone googles "Pepsi Guy" >Puts youtube.com/watch?v=q_9SsX7HJhE on the speakers >Pepsi Man goes fucking nuts. >Later, girlfriend starts flirting with Pepsi Man, doesn't know it's me. >Pepsi instincts kick in, refresh her with a delicious can of Pepsi and run. >Confront her about it later. >Explains why she thinks our relationship is failing >MFW Pepsi Man saves my relationship >MFW Pepsi Man is a real hero
More?
Aiden Price
kek
Jordan Campbell
Pepsi is shit though.
Hail coca cola
Luke Gutierrez
Yes please
Logan Foster
Of course more
Ian Peterson
lurking op
Levi Turner
Your girlfriend is a whore.
Elijah Scott
This took a different turn than I expected. Keep going, cucko-man.
Sebastian Robinson
Dump it all, you faggot. No more cont? bullshit
Carter Roberts
>cucko-man Fucking kek
Kayden Sanders
Not too bad
Adam Carter
You should definitely have some sort of water-hose except that it'd fire pressurised pepsi, effectively dispersing the evil forces of Coca Cola.
Also pepsi bombs, just cans with mentos inside that you'd throw around.
And a pe-psy super power, allowing you to crush your enemy's will with your mind
And a pepscmitar, to annihilate your foes. Also have orange pepsi cans filled with pepsi mixed with adrenaline and coke to make you super strong for a short time
Austin Gray
I want stories!
Stories of pepsi man
Asher Nguyen
Did you go as the silver/ red version or the blue/ silver version?
I'm more of a Coke man, but sure, let's hear some more.
Gavin Gomez
>Go to several more Partys as Pepsi Man >go as myself sometimes just so people don't get suspicious. >People in my town start to get obsessed with the identity of the Pepsi Man >One time, give someone concussion with Pepsi can as I make my daring escape. >Guy was an asshole, Pepsi Man now considered party vigilante >Copycat Pepsi Men start popping up, make sure to take a selfie with them every time I end up at a party with one, no one suspects me. >One party gets out of hand, four guys hold me down and try to unmask the Pepsi Man. >Everyone booing from the sidelines, no one likes this display. >Close my eyes, accept the fall of Pepsi Man >Suddenly, weight lifted off of me >Hear splash (pool was close by) >Several party goers tackled the Anti-Pep's into the pool >MFW I know one of the Anti-Peps can't swim. >Save his life >MFW Pepsi Man is greatest hero
Josiah Diaz
blue silver, silver red is for pussies
Ethan Carter
This story is just getting better and better, did you have a way to prove you are the original pepsi man?
Julian Jones
Suit with timestamp or it didn't fucking happen
Hudson Clark
Post selfies faggot
Kevin Torres
Keep going faggot
David Carter
sure is summer in here
do you need timestamps to know achilles was angry you gaylord
James Fisher
I feel sorry for people like you, why can't you just enjoy something nice?
Ryan Russell
This thread
James Mitchell
Because i'm a 27 year old depressed nostalgic fat and my only way to scape is rage about everything in Sup Forums.
Adrian Flores
op please work starts soon
Jack Howard
>I'm a 27 year old depressed nostalgic fat
Fuck off, Lardo.
Benjamin Hernandez
>Months later, I've been letting the copycats do my job for a while >They start to die down a little, time to stage my comeback >Halloween again, >three or four Pepsi Men at every party. >Go as myself, bring Pepsi Man costume in backpack. >End of the night, all fake Pepsi-men have taken their masks down so they can drink. >Put on suit, wait in the shadows. >Fight breaks out >Perfect I live in a shitty part of town, so when a fight breaks out it usually ends pretty badly. Most people try not to get involved, but Pepsi Man isn't most people. >A knife is drawn, Pepsi Man swings into action. >Literally swings can of Pepsi tied to a rope. >Hits knife on second swing around, gets lodged in Pepsi can. >Dude turns his anger on the Pepsi Man >Get into a stance worthy of Indra Nooyi's praise. >Prepared to refresh criminal. >Pulls a fucking gun >Shoots Pepsi Man in the leg >Shoots me in the leg >MFW I can never walk right again >MFW Pepsi Man suit ruined.
Josiah Williams
dude none of this happened. Its just entertainment some guy thought up.
Joshua Cook
Bumperino
Colton Clark
> Implying you have a job
James Nguyen
ITT: somebody have read kick ass.
Dylan Edwards
>im under 27 and have anything to do with seinfeld
Cooper Davis
9gag
Josiah Torres
no one gonna mention "via 9gag"?
Jacob Evans
...
Jose Stewart
XDDD
Jonathan Walker
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Xavier Sanders
>9gag gtfo and never come back
Christopher White
Saved for next cringe thread, good work...
Luis Reyes
Why so mad XDDDD
Jason Sullivan
AUTISM U T I S M
Bentley Adams
Epilogue >No one Copycats Pepsi-Man anymore >Pull a Seth Rogan at the end of Green Hornet to explain why I have a bullet hole in my leg. >Still never revealed my identity as the one true Pepsi Man >Somehow, Pepsi adrep finds out, calls me one day. >"Hi this is [Name] from the advertising decision of PepsiCo, US. We heard about the popularity of Pepsi Man in your town and we wanted to see--" >Never found out what they wanted to see >Hung up >Broke down crying
Benjamin Harris
>people who are just learning you can paste the address of any image into the file select pop up and not actually have to download the file you want to post
Parker Hughes
It wasn't Pepsi, it was the CIA
Isaiah Martin
I dont even
Kayden Flores
oh and did you know, if you control + s any highlighted text, itll automatically open the quick reply, and spoiler said text
shits so futuristic, its almost 1999
Nolan Collins
You have to understand, summer is coming
Jason Hill
You still download the file newfag. It just gets saved in your temporary folder.
Xavier Lopez
>still never revealed my identity as the one true pepsi man >somehow Caught you faggot
Nathan Scott
Thanks for the story though. 9/10
Owen Ross
hey fatty does this mean you dont like anything that was made before you
or are you one of those neckbeards who cannot, absolutely cannot handle things being popular?
Chase Hughes
Damn. Sorry Pepsi man. Kudos on you for trying so hard though.
Aiden Campbell
this mask is all that remains of my original Pepsi-Man costume. I had to throw out the suit because it was covered in blood. over time I've altered it significantly to suit many purposes as parts of many different costumes. I try to distance myself from the Pepsi-Man I once was.
Hudson Wood
post your face im positive you have acne and are overweight or grossly underweight
