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/brit/ is a normie general edition

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cara

normbulls out roooooooooooo

post the best british films

DO IT

NORMIE ZONE - NORMIE ZONE - NORMIE ZONE - NORMIE ZONE

Make me.

>music on shuffle
>her song comes on

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Went to magaluf when i was 18 and it was pretty shit to desu, about a 4 to 1 male to female ratio and 90% of the lads were 25+

Wish I'd gone Amsterdam instead

reckon it's weird if I like the look of my own willy?
not even a little bit bent just reckon I've got a handsome fella

Anything with statham innit

even if you are a billy no mates I recommend going 'dam because it's a lovely city
don't even have to do a prossie or any of that, just smoke some weed and eat pancakes

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the browning version (1951)

kidulthood

checked out the /britfeel/ link that somebody posted and could not imagine myself visiting that place in any circumstance

populated by either genuine autists screeching about social contact or wannabe deanos discussing football, all with lots of anime

didn't see a single gimmick, shan't be investing

RAKING in the (You)s

FEED ME

>Does interrailing count?
yeah but just for you x
>Had a traumatising experience with a hooker though
do tell

>Jamie Reed MP has stepped down from his seat
>There will be a by election
>Tories are only within a few percentage points
>It heavily voted to leave

You think Jezza is lay at home with his jam machine spluttering awy in the background whilst he cries?

dry your eyes mate

thanks for reposting for me

nah its like acknowledging that a male celebrity is attractive.

>tfw horrible looking dick
just nuke me

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DUDE

After only a year of marriage, Queen Victoria has not only given birth to a daughter but learns that she is again pregnant. The Queen takes her role seriously and is fully engaged in matters of State. She has an outstanding relationship with the Prime Minister, Lord Melbourne and is concerned that her confinement will limit her abilities to rule. For her husband, Prince Albert, his limited role in the household causes friction in the marriage. He has no say in the hiring of the household staff or the way his child is cared for, and more importantly he yearns for a role as an adviser in the political realm. The Queen dearly loves Albert and over time, with his close friend, Baron Stockmar, encouraging him to assert himself, Albert slowly establishes himself as the head of the household and becomes an indispensable adviser. The birth of their second child, Prince Albert Edward, provides the line with a male heir. Even though he is only still a baby, his father is already planning his education.

shan't let any brits in

*walks towards this thread*

should i eat an apple or a satsuma lads?

Spice World (1997)

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I swear I'm going to kiss you if you don't do it

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shame that
have wanked in the mirror before it really is quite nice

it's time

haha
*visits Heneiken brewery*
fuck off Johan
*complains about the size of a pint*
you lanky twat
*smokes a pre-rolled joint*
let us in mate
*falls down some stairs*
go on
*pisses in the street*
hahaha
*falls in canal*

My m8 confessed to me when he was drunk that he'd only had sex once, with a prozzy in Amsterdam.

I've never looked at him the same way since.

when did black widow start doing porn?

i try to avoid looking at all costs cause it just makes me depressed

arrogant students OUT

>In Amsterdam
>Group of 5 lads
>One other virgin
>Fairly drunk
>End up deciding on going to the hookers
>Negotiate at the door
>Get in
>She starts giving me a handie
>She's already taken my money
>Demands more money for anything else
>Don't have any more and wouldn't pay 5 times the going rate anyway
>My word against hers and they have guys the can call who'll break your arm if you try any shit
>Literally never felt more powerless in my life as I'm standing with my trousers down and a scamming hooker's hand on me
>Finish
>She doesn't even give me change (we'd agreed 50, I only had 20s and she claimed she had no 10s)

And that's the story of how I:

A - Couldn't organise a shag in a brothel
B - Got the world's most expensive handjob

got some brown powder for you that you wil like x

what's wrong with that?

my 'dam stories are shit because I went with the misses and a group of laddy girls

it*

I've had efuckingnough of you normies, literally just fuck off with your gf stories and your shitty mates who probably don't even like you before I snap your fucking necks. FUCK OFF>

FUCK OFF

dry your eyes mate

its payback for being cunts to us over the last hundreds of years lmao

you forgot
*walks into bike lane*
*eats magic truffles and wanders aroung like a mong*
*buys baggie full of washing powder from surinamese drug dealer*

nah

FUCK OFF
YOU
FUCKING
PRICKS

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>he isn't a failed normie
just fuck off

Just engaged in coitus with the gf and now off to bed for a long day of work

Hi Brit. Reminder that if you dont like football, you are not British.

Come and play Haxball, pic related. A 2d Flash football/soccer game.

Arrow keys/WASD to move, space or X to kick.

Sup Forums lobby link below, just pick a nickname and join;

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phimosis, bent, skinny, weird growth on the tip. the works really

worst thing about Sup Forums, most of the gets are in fucking foreign

>not being a failing normie
i-i-i can still make it trust me

fuck off

shant be clicking this virus

Kill yourself normaloid

I like going to the football.

Not sure I like it enough to play that shitty game though.

pics

Do Kubrick films count? The guy basically renounced his American citizenship and spend most of his life as a paranoid Tory.

dire

*walks up to the /brit/ table with three pints in a triangle between my fingers and a packet of crisps in my teeth*
*gives you the eyebrows as I approach*

>phimosis

Just cut a bigger hole lad.

Not really 2bh, I'd been soloing for 3 weeks before it and was meeting up with the other 4 in Amsterdam. Had a couple of beers sitting outside a cafe at like 12 while waiting for them and saw a group of British guys vomitting and passing out on the street. The police had to help them up and lead them literally 2 doors down to get to their hostel while a big circle of Dutch people were tutting.

Fuck off normie cunt, I'll smash your teeth in

Cringed audibly

!virus do not click!!virus do not click!!virus do not click!!virus do not click!!virus do not click!!virus do not click!!virus do not click!!virus do not click!!virus do not click!!virus do not click!!virus do not click!

>get angry with the gf
>my accents goes out
>she micks my accent

wanted to fucking punch her face in ahhaa

>tfw you try to do this with plastic pint glasses

>three pints in a triangle

Are there literally people who can't do this? Saw a lad in the pub ask for a tray for 3 pints

Sawsidge partie

Wah...
what are we going to do on the bed?
=3

nah

nubblers wewwwwwwwww

Zozzle

do they not have jugs in Britain?

If I'm already a bit too pissed I'll just make two trips.

Literally never seen anyone ask for a tray though.

>tfw near perfect willy
>tfw Fordyce spots

somebody post a vocaroo of a female talking please

haha I would "reee", as they say

Literally never seen them outside of a student union.

yanks are less entertaining than usual today
may ban them

Yanks: muh russian hackers
Brits: muh remoaners
Germans: muh nazis
Frogs: muh burkas
Dutch: muh moroccans
Turks: muh gülen

What other boogeyman do countries have?

fuck off kraut

pics

What does he mean by jugs, like a big pitcher of beer?

everyone has them mate

canadians: muh weedman

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Can't believe the normies ruined /brit/.

Is nothing sacred?

How normie is /brit/?

How many of you lads have tried the following:
nicotine, alcohol, weed, coke, speed, mandy, ket, LSD or DMT?

>remoaners
>not remainians

Nah, sorry I recently did a wank and don't feel like getting a stiffy so soon

going down the pub for some schooners with the lads

No boobies mate haha
*grabs my chest as if I had tits*
you know JUGS hahaha
*carries on doing it way past the point of it being funny*

sorry lad

feeling a bit more depressed today than usual

What happened

>invite a bunch of migrants in for cheap labor
>it backfires and they kill a bunch of people and destroy property
ahh yes

if corbyn had his way we'd all be speaking arabic right now