ITT: We all live and work in an underwater reaserch base

ITT: We all live and work in an underwater reaserch base.

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Sup george? I'll be right back, gonna walk my shark.

anybody wants to order some sushi tonight?

Fuck I think I left my window open.

don't tap the glass

did you hear of this new stuff called ADAM?, i dont know if i should try it.

Ah dude. When i went to the toilet a fucking sucker fish got on my dick.
Best.
Blowjob.
EVER.

>This base is an affront to nature, is it not enough that we have to pave over terrestrial habitat?
>This sucks we can't even move
>my feet hurt
>I wish I was on a research vessel, measuring dissolved oxygen

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who ever is fornicating with the dolphins in research aquarium 2 can you please not

Found a shark, I'll....study it in my cabin.

I'VE BEEN EATING FISH FOR DECADES HERE! ONE OF YOU WILL END UP IN MY BURGER TONIGHT!

I call dibs on lead researcher on anything coral related.

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it finally pays off to have detachable cabins *pushes eject button*

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>*pushes eject button*
i wish you really would

More shark tits for me

The WAU is taking over the PATHOS-II quick Catherine launch the ARK then let's gather to Theta!

If youre looking for me
better chek under the sea
Cause that wheerre youll fiind meee
underneath the
SEEEAAAA LAAAAABBB
underneath the water
SEEEAAAA LAAAAABBB
At the bottom
of
the
sea

Tell me about reef connectivity and larval dispersal and how that relates to the source sink dynamics of reef ecosystems.
You can't call dibs you need to be qualified, sorry but I get the postion, you candy ass.

The weird gay dude has a new singer in his crew. Doesn't look like much...

i call dibs on your candy ass

WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY MEAT FLAVOURED GUM, WHICH ONE OF YOU SUCKERS WANT TO GO AND SLEEP WITH THE FISHES

Ok who the fuck drank my chocolate milk?? I put my name on it for a reason you fucking niggers!

holy shit the internet down here is worse than australia

Alright, who set up a diving-mech fighting ring?
As fun as it its, everyone involved has to pull resource-location at sunrise.

I poured it down the drain and made a thread about it.

Somebody stole my gluten free dates and my milk dudes yesterday.
Somebody on this base, is stealing snacks. We have to get to the bottom of this.
MARINE MYSTERY SQAUDRON ASSEMBLE

Sea critters are better than land critters.

So I was checking the reactor on pod 3 and its about to go critical.
anyone wanna suit up for a dive to go repair it?

some fag stole my oreos

I DESIRE BLOOD

>milk dudes

ask jamal, the lazy nigger has been mooching off for 2 weeks now.

Hey mom, have you seen dad anywhere?

also guys please stop having sex in the airlocks because I'm really tempted just to release them but we need the manpower to run this station

There the great value version of milk doods

if youre lookin for me
you better check underneath the sea...
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That's my boy

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ok
Hey jamal bud could you go seal up the reactor on pod 3?
you have been living here rent free although how you managed to hitchhike to the bottom of the Marianas Trench I'll never know

all your research is mine faggots

fish attack

CAPTAIN PLANET HALP
EARTH

Jamal while you're out there fuck up aquaman.

This is stupid. Sharks do't have ears.

Yo nigguhs i just found these slik af worms at the bottom of da ocean,i thinc dey give me superpowiz n shieeet

yes hello police?
yea its me again.
yea aquaman again.
yep bottom of the sea
ok i'l be waiting.

Or arms or legs or navels or breasts or hair or clothing or BDSM tendencies.

YOU ARE NO MATCH FOOLS

while I'll agree to most of your points I would say that extensive research into shark kinks has yet to be done

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shut the fuck up

can i be the base rapist.

can you speak to all aquatic life or just fish.
cause why would it be restricted to just aquatic life if the creatures themselves fall into so many species categories.
why can't you control deer if you can control seals and otters?

*sighs* Aquaman, do I have to turn on the Sonar-cannon again?

well gee squidward we only wanted to be friends.

we should sing a song about friendship.

NO THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE

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>inb4 thread turns in to sponge bob role play

Sealab 2021

Want to make a rape team with me?

I've had enough of the sea life, I'm going to fulfill my dreams and live under our holy Father Comstock.

implying there will be any females to rape on a Sup Forums underwaterbase

besides captives you mean

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Who keeps cumming in my jelly fish tank?!?

Broke the glass

well beta fags will have to do then.

Haha

Hey did anyone fix that leak at sector B yet?

im sorry i have compulsive masturbating disorder and didnt have any underwater tissues left

if you didnt get the joke thats isis

The Sharks around here have autism

Not cool man, use the holodeck, I prefer the sensual dolphin experience program myself

wait wasnt the holodeck closed because of unsanitary conditions?