ALRIGHT ASSHOLES, HOLD IT RIGHT THERE

ALRIGHT ASSHOLES, HOLD IT RIGHT THERE
WE'VE GOT REPORTS OF ILLEGAL DUBS IN THIS AREA

SHOW YOUR SINGLES AND BE ABOUT YOUR DAY.

fuck.

im clean trust me

no dubs here

fuck you officer

no dubs here sir

Checkem fag

Funny this

this shit is perfect lmao

God

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE SCUM

Not dubs

You can't arrest me, Im not a Nigger!

...

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!

No dubs, I swear!

What seems to be the officer problem?

WANTED: THE CHOSEN DUBS
REWARD: ETERNAL ABILITY TO ALWAYS ROLL SINGLES

...

I'm clean officer!

Don't look me

just gonna be on my way through

...

No! Please! These dubs aren't mine I swear!

I'm gonna get these dubs, and no one can stop me.

TAKE HIM DOWN
CENTER-MASS

Don't waste my time

Leave me be, officers!

Very well, everything seems to be in order upon further inspection

Fuck da police

No dubs, only trips

ur fking gay

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE

They go this way

On shit son, what have you done

no

You'll never take Dubamania alive brother!

O shit waddup!!

that's him there officers, there's the man who planted dubs on me

"B-but im white!"

I can assure you, Officer, that I am legal.

ur gay

Wut peems to see thuh prolem occifer?

excuse me officer I need to make a call

congratulations you faggots

nothing to see here officer

Am i being detained?

Here are my papers just in case you do not believe I am legal

fucking jew

Don't startle the witch.

Run awaaayyy

n othing suspicious here offuicer

Happy wedding you faggits

Don't shoot, I'm white and I have a job....

ON THE GROUND NIGGER

fucking kill yourself occifer

Lol u dun fucked up now

Trust nobody, not even yourself

Dub lives matter

oh shit, i'm legal tho. promise

dindu nuffin

srry for speeding, got bad diarrhea, gotta get home NOW

Look, I've got pizza to deliver, officer...let's speed this along for both our sakes...

FUCK THIS SHIT, IM GOING TO /VP/

eh yeah right, you fucked up

I'm white

Well then here are my singles, good day officer

no dubz here move along officer

Trust no nigger

Am I being detained?

No dubs here

Im so fuckin horny

Do I look like a nignog?

GOOD GOD THEY'RE EVERYWHERE

ye

Yes. Coon.

yup, unless you run

No suspicious activity here officer. Just walking my doggo.

ON THE GROUND DARK-SKIN

I'M OUT LADS YOU'LL NEVER FIND MY TRIPS

*These are not the niggers you're looking for*

But officer I dindu nuffin. I have license fo' my glock fawty for tree fiddy dolla'

I never knew how to dubs officer, I should be all clear

WE NEED IMMEDIATE BACKUP
DROP THE TRIPS RIGHT FUCKING NOW ASSHOLE

im black officer, can I pass?

Got the wrong dude buddy

Don't shoot, I'm white!

Never! I just got them so fuck off

Threat neutralized.

I only dubbed a few times in college, let me go?

I never get dubs. Can I go now?

No dubs here, occifer.

here you are officer

Fuck not this again. I swear last time the Dubs were planted in my car, I swear!

I would never dubs, honest to god

Smell?
What smell?
There's nothing in the glove box....NOTHING!

DEPLOYING ADDITIONAL OFFICERS
HANG IN THERE

Is there going to be assplay in jail officer?

yes

I see bacon
I smell pork......

im not black officer it's ok