ALRIGHT ASSHOLES, HOLD IT RIGHT THERE
WE'VE GOT REPORTS OF ILLEGAL DUBS IN THIS AREA
SHOW YOUR SINGLES AND BE ABOUT YOUR DAY.
ALRIGHT ASSHOLES, HOLD IT RIGHT THERE
WE'VE GOT REPORTS OF ILLEGAL DUBS IN THIS AREA
SHOW YOUR SINGLES AND BE ABOUT YOUR DAY.
fuck.
im clean trust me
no dubs here
fuck you officer
no dubs here sir
Checkem fag
Funny this
this shit is perfect lmao
God
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE SCUM
Not dubs
You can't arrest me, Im not a Nigger!
...
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!
No dubs, I swear!
What seems to be the officer problem?
WANTED: THE CHOSEN DUBS
REWARD: ETERNAL ABILITY TO ALWAYS ROLL SINGLES
...
I'm clean officer!
Don't look me
just gonna be on my way through
...
No! Please! These dubs aren't mine I swear!
I'm gonna get these dubs, and no one can stop me.
TAKE HIM DOWN
CENTER-MASS
Don't waste my time
Leave me be, officers!
Very well, everything seems to be in order upon further inspection
Fuck da police
No dubs, only trips
ur fking gay
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE
They go this way
On shit son, what have you done
no
You'll never take Dubamania alive brother!
O shit waddup!!
that's him there officers, there's the man who planted dubs on me
"B-but im white!"
I can assure you, Officer, that I am legal.
ur gay
Wut peems to see thuh prolem occifer?
excuse me officer I need to make a call
congratulations you faggots
nothing to see here officer
Am i being detained?
Here are my papers just in case you do not believe I am legal
fucking jew
Don't startle the witch.
Run awaaayyy
n othing suspicious here offuicer
Happy wedding you faggits
Don't shoot, I'm white and I have a job....
ON THE GROUND NIGGER
fucking kill yourself occifer
Lol u dun fucked up now
Trust nobody, not even yourself
Dub lives matter
oh shit, i'm legal tho. promise
dindu nuffin
srry for speeding, got bad diarrhea, gotta get home NOW
Look, I've got pizza to deliver, officer...let's speed this along for both our sakes...
FUCK THIS SHIT, IM GOING TO /VP/
eh yeah right, you fucked up
I'm white
Well then here are my singles, good day officer
no dubz here move along officer
Trust no nigger
Am I being detained?
No dubs here
Im so fuckin horny
Do I look like a nignog?
GOOD GOD THEY'RE EVERYWHERE
ye
Yes. Coon.
yup, unless you run
No suspicious activity here officer. Just walking my doggo.
ON THE GROUND DARK-SKIN
I'M OUT LADS YOU'LL NEVER FIND MY TRIPS
*These are not the niggers you're looking for*
But officer I dindu nuffin. I have license fo' my glock fawty for tree fiddy dolla'
I never knew how to dubs officer, I should be all clear
WE NEED IMMEDIATE BACKUP
DROP THE TRIPS RIGHT FUCKING NOW ASSHOLE
im black officer, can I pass?
Got the wrong dude buddy
Don't shoot, I'm white!
Never! I just got them so fuck off
Threat neutralized.
I only dubbed a few times in college, let me go?
I never get dubs. Can I go now?
No dubs here, occifer.
here you are officer
Fuck not this again. I swear last time the Dubs were planted in my car, I swear!
I would never dubs, honest to god
Smell?
What smell?
There's nothing in the glove box....NOTHING!
DEPLOYING ADDITIONAL OFFICERS
HANG IN THERE
Is there going to be assplay in jail officer?
yes
I see bacon
I smell pork......
im not black officer it's ok