Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Akiko claimed
Hey guys
kagami claimed!!
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Here
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Finally a goal
Oh sorry I'm not that big into vocaloids and thought that was a vocaloid and not a composer.
Q
Rolling
I'm sleepy
Bye
Waifu threads just exhaust me and I need a nap
How can you afford those guitars? what do you do for a living?
yea
i guess to look on the positive side it wans't hurt core
Claimed
I'm ashamed at myself too. Flutters WAS my fav. Then I burned everything I had about a year ago. My friends tried to tell me
Picture unrelated
Why are catgirls, doggirls and bunnygirls are so appealing?
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Girls are cute, animals are cute, mix them together and you get supercute.
azu claim
Take care kyle!
Positive side is that you've found it and fapped. You'd make many pedo fags proud
>bun
!!!!!!!!!
It's because they also have the look of innocence as the animals they dressed up as
I was so deep in that my favorite was a reoccurring background character that wasn't even named officially.
Let's... let's start another QOTT.
>claiming yume
>can only claime while dead in overwatch
>didn't die this game
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AUTISTIC QUESTION OF THE THREAD:
>How was the last poop you took?
Mine was bad. I thought I got it all out in one log but ended up wiping for like five minutes:(((((
soft and large
too soft, i ended up wiping for way too fucking long
T
They are cuter
>innocent
Most of them are lewd
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Agreed. Let's. Hey look!
It went by really quick. Stomach was hurting and stuff then I sat down and it was like machine gun with pellets. Felt good then wiping had almost no stains
I know that VERY well
I think that tomo likes you~
if old Azusa is lurking I need to say I'll be back in about an hour
My ass is about to explode if that tells you much
Real Azu claimed
My fucking power went out. WTF?
Anyway fake Azusa, you said you were in med school. I'm premed. What field of medicine are you going into? I'm going for cardiology.
It's not exactly hard to find, I have nothing to be prideful about.
Hi Mio.
There was a decent amount of blood.
I should probably get that checked.
π
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Not quite the thing to be proud of Shinoa...
Hello! How's it going?
One big brown sausage
toilet about to look like pic related when I'm done with it holy fuck
Please god kill me
Plebs
That sounded WAAAYYYYY better in my head. I'm sorry
Having a miserable day and I want to die so pretty normal I guess.
> real azu
well I mean we're both REAL azu
Orthopaedic Sports Medicine, Orthopaedic Surgery
Wanted to be a PCP but fuck that.
normal
It's happening.
I'm sorry to hear that trips. Any Taco Bell recently?
Tell me how it is when it happens.
8/10 that's a great poop.
That's about where I was. They need like a tube that just sucks the poop out of you. I hope your next poop is better.
Now this is sure to distract people.
Mine was rather smooth, but came out in two equally sized pieces. 2 wipes and it was done for.
Seriously though, is anyone actually reading there?
>Sinon cosplayer posts the pocky game on fb group
>Later suggest it should be done in the next con
What's happening?
You don't have to apologize friend.
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>tube that sucks the poop out of you
If you create this I will be the first person to purchase it.
ooohhhhhhh, it's happening!?!?
>815B
I'm still impressed by that.
Why?
That's good.
This is confusing
Thanks mang
Yup!
Link to Facebook page my nigga
>roll :^)
>cute pic
OK dude
Your shipping~
Thank you
Blessed by the 2's. Nice 1.
Azu's just use a different file naming system so we can tell you apart.
leone claimed
I aint exposing myself here nigga
>818 B
What the hell id you do to make it so high?
s-shipping??? with who though???
Surgery, eh? Quite cool. I'm more interested in preventative medicine. Don't know if I could do surgery.
my god, you are all such faggots. "waifu claiming thread ^.^"
fucking weeaboo basement dwelling autists. what are you even doing in this thread? "omg this is the anime character i would marry! shes mine now, i claimed her!"
you were all kek'd at birth. wreck yourselves.
Claiming Seaport Hime.
Heya!
How are you all on this fine evening?
Kuroyukihime claimed
Yeah. Two of us basement dwellers are med students and probably doing better than you in life.
Totally b8 but I'll bite.
Claimed
Well a lot of it is just simple fractures and ligament damage sustained in sports injury.
Blood n stuff doesn't bother me and I like to see things work again.
Preventative stuff I don't think I'd like too much
Hey there, I'm alright despite still having this nasty cough
Hello Ice queen
',:3
>
You tell me~
Mama bear!
Hello chara, I'm doing good. You?
>Two of us basement dwellers are med students
you said it, therefore it must be true!
even if you are, you should all still drink bleach until youre dead.
>saving thumbnails
Tell you what Azu, I'll switch waifu if you do a favor for me.
Get rid of those fucking jordans god damn nigger those shoes are ugly as fuck holy shit you're pre med dress not like a nigger.
>I like you as a person though
I posted in the commets, you guys will EASILY idenfity me..
i....ummm, well, do you know??
Heyhey.
That's awesome man. You play sports yourself or just like them?
I'm on the soccer team but that's about it.
I wanted to play a sport that woulsnt damage my hands because, well, guitars and stuff.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I am the personification of hate and greed and I've been involved in numerous genocide runs on the underworld and I have erased the world over 300 times. I am trained in SAVEing and I'm the most DETERMINED being in the entire Underworld. You are nothing to me but just some more EXP. I will ERASE you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never seen before in the Underworld, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am threatening Alphys and she is tracking your IP right now, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your SOUL. You're fucking ERASED, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my old knife. Not only am I extensively DETERMINED and able to come back to life after being killed, but I also have the ability to ERASE the fucking world and if I feel like it, I will use it to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known that you were never the one in control, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn IDIOT, I will stab you over and over until you are nothing but dust. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Nasty coughs are nasty, I'm sure you already tried but, drink some hot tea?
Same here, same here, just a lot of food today
>playing sports
>having a job
I can't believe THIS guy is more of a normie than me.
Kek I bet
>finally got DS2 and I'm about to play it
Wish me luck!
I'm shipmaster, silly! Of course!!
How are ya mama bear?
Sounds good. Any snacks?
Haha! I don't even wear those anymore! I got into a dub step phase about 2 years ago and tried to be preppy as shit.
Wasn't my thing.
Also, why the fuck isn't there an anime based around medicine? There should be.
>I like you, too. I get weird when other people call Azusa their waifu. It's a thing with me. No fucking idea why.
Good. You?
I just realized it was my own work.
The same file as a PNG is only 203 B, but Sup Forums is literally retarded and thinks I'm trying to upload an embedded files. This () is the smallest file size you can upload (transparent 5x5 PNG), this () is the smallest resolution but will only accept GIF, other files will be "embedded" as well.
What kind of tea?
Honestly tea isnt my thing but I'll give it a drink if its good for my cough
Vanilla or Scholar?
Either way good luck!
hmmm, i wonder who's in your mind...
but i trust you since you are the shipmaster lol
Some1 cum play gam pls
wow
I'll be back fam I just had a second to drop in
Tomocuck
I want an Azusa shrine but I keep my room pretty normal and not... Weird...
But when I power up my desktop. Wee lad so much Azu
Oh Mugi, THIS was the guitar my friend said was Cobain's. Lol
I played lacrosse all through high school and at my alma mater
But I don't have time to play anymore.
I'll probably join a mens league after I get my degree.
jordans are not preppy though
fuck man
Like i said though, throw them out and i'll switch waifu
Shitty match
I can't wait for tomorrow
>Any snacks?
Not really, just a feast. Cousin had the sacrament of confirmation and afterwards everyone went eating.
Anything really, just needs to be hot.
Or if you don't like tea, maybe something sweet like hot chocolate milk with a bit honey? Or without honey. Hot milk alone is fine too. Just... hot... it will loosen the slime you have in your throat and also calm it down a bit.
Playing DS2 scholar. My very first DS game. Have any experience with dark souls?
Wew
Scholar
You to find out~
Hehe~
Nope. Honestly, I'm not interested in anything about Dark Souls anyways.
Hey Mugi, back so soon?
England won, suck it.
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