ITT post how fucked/lucky are you:
>you have to eat the last thing you held in your hand
>last woman you saw on TV/internet becomes your girlfriend
>last food you've eaten will be the only food you will have to eat for the rest of your life
>you become the main character from the last movie you watched
>you have to fuck the last singer you've listened to
my dick
jayden james
pizza
sam rothstien(casino)
death grips
>My phone
>Some hot pornstar in an anal webm, I'm okay with this.
>Nachos with cheese, chicken and guac, Kinda okay with this
>oh fuck, I become fucking Nobby from Grimsby. FUUUUUUUCK
>I have to fuck Nyla. Meh.
>Computer mouse
>Weeabo ad girl
>Margarita pizza
>The Number 23
>Dominique Persi
Guess it's alright
Ok, so
>Galaxy S4 (replying on it)
>TayTay (from the other thread on Sup Forums)
>bread with pate (eh)
>Some Dutch guy who hates his life (some short film, his girl friend is kinda hot)
>TayTay (New romantics)
>Grow up in 80's
>fucking idiot, never paid attention in school.
>tested well, never did homework
>moved to the big city. worked as waiter, trader runner, etc
>Always poked around on computers. "hacked" for lack of a better word. Interested into getting into shit I shouldnt have access to
>1995, guy upstairs from me tells me that people like me are in high demand, know unix, know security
>whoknew.jpg
>FF 20 years
>Manager of IT Security for a major financial firm
>worked at a bunch of startups in valley.
>Make a fairly decent 6 figure salary
>high school diploma
>no college
>thought i'd be scraping by as an adult when I was younger
Complete dumb fucking luck. Right place at the right time. Turned my passion into a job.
Not a millionaire, but even then, I don't know what i'd do with the money if I had it. Spend it on barely legal hookers and drugs to keep me fucking said hookers, probably.
...
>i eat my phone
>a not famous (but very good looking) local actress becomes my gf. Sophia Abrahão, you can google her
>chocolate
>i become Professor Charles Xavier
>i fuck Drake
>
TIP PEP
New waifu
My mouse
Pic related
Rice pudding wish a dash of salted caramel sauce
Anduin Lothar
Can't actually remember
who dis
>my dick
>nobody
>chicken pot pie
>civil war
>old spice guy
I'm fucked
Sophie Coady
ikr, i guess i got lucky in this one
thx
I'm not gonna lie, becoming Alice in Wonderland and getting fucked by Barry White was NOT part of my plan
I'm definitly recording it tho
Pencil
some pornstar bitch ( idk )
Bread with Honey ( fucking deliciouse )
Zootopia
Naught Boy
not so bad
My mouse
Some creep shot from Moottwo
Risotto Pizza
Deadpool
Serj Tankian
>My phone
>some chick from some nudes thread
>Taco Bell I'm gonna die in a week
>Thomas fokking Shelby
>Jeff buckley
Fine with it. Taco Bell forever will kill me though
>you have to eat the last thing you held in your hand
Nexus 5 phone
>last woman you saw on TV/internet becomes your girlfriend
Some random model on b front page
>last food you've eaten will be the only food you will have to eat for the rest of your life
Ham rolled around cheese
>you become the main character from the last movie you watched
Oceans 13, so Danny Ocean
>you have to fuck the last singer you've listened to
The Cars
I think I hit it good:
Chocolate Sticks,
Some milf from a rate-my-aunt thread, (TOTALLY fine with that.)
Chocolate Sticks, (diabetes, oh well...)
Captain Jack Sparrow,
Not sure, but I think it was Amanda Palmer or the guy from "Thy Art Is Murder"...
>you have to eat the last thing you held in your hand
my cat
>last woman you saw on TV/internet becomes your girlfriend
Dorothy Killgallin
>last food you've eaten will be the only food you will have to eat for the rest of your life
brown rice
>you become the main character from the last movie you watched
youtube.com
true
>you have to fuck the last singer you've listened to
this cutie
>Glass of water
>Woman from this gif: cdn.discordapp.com
>Ice cream
>Johnny from The Room
>Tinashe
All in all, probably worth it
>phone
>Juliet from psych
>wings
>Jerry McGuire
>Rhianna
>computer mouse
>Suzuka from Babymetal (music video)
>Pizza
>Rango
>Suzuka from Babymetal
>you have to eat the last thing you held in your hand
just paper, nah
>last woman you saw on TV/internet becomes your girlfriend
pic rel, not bad
>last food you've eaten will be the only food you will have to eat for the rest of your life
well, guess eating bread aint that bad
>you become the main character from the last movie you watched
some russian shit, idk
>you have to fuck the last singer you've listened to
Christopher Cornell, fuck xD
forgot the pic
>My balls.
>Jessica Chastain.
>Eggs and sausages.
>The Martian.
>Pink.
My mouse
Some lesbian called Terri Schwartz on youtube
Pizza
Whoever is the main character in Insidious 2
Bon Jovi
>Phone, shit.
>does a trap count?
>Ribs with potatoes.
>Shit, guess I am captain America?
>A dude. At least he looks nice.
My phone
A trap in a webm here, fuck i'm not gay, i didn't fucking knew that thing had a dick
Rice, fuck
Donnie darko, meh
How am i supposed to fuck David Bowie
phone
christina grimmie
chicken mcnugget
warcraft
christina grimmie
im ok w this
>Headphones
>some weeb girl
>cheese pizza (im ok with this)
>Renton from Trainspotting
>Iggy Pop (im ok with this also)
A pizza
Some 8 out of 10 chick
Burger
Alice ( alice through the looking glass)
Leo morachelli
>Mouse
>A 25 yo virgin country girl, brown hair beautiful blue eyes
>a fucking kebab
>neo-the matrix
>some creepy 60 yo german folk singer(a man)
>pants
Okay. Not sure what to make of this.
>Sara Jean Underwood
Wink.
>Grilled Chicken Pesto
Healthy, so okay.
>Dwayne The Rock Johnson
Shiiiit.
>Scott Weiland
Wew lad.