Roommate left for vacation and left his old dog in the house.
It just walked in here and shit on my living room rug.
Shit is already cleaned up, but i'm pissed.
Dubs decide.
Roommate left for vacation and left his old dog in the house
stick your dick in it
You tell him he's a good boy and call your roommate to tell him youre having a great time hanging with his Doggo, you then convince him to let you adopt Doggo and you live happily ever after with your new dog friend and your smelly rug.
train the dog to heel when you talk like an angry german.
reroll
rolling for this. You gotta assert dominance on him somehow
shove your finger it the dogs ass.
Shave the dog
stick it in the pooper
Roll
rolling for this
roll
Pet your dog and buy it treats.
rerowl
rolling
Treat the dog to a day at the spa
winrar
winner
too late bucko
Did you agree to take care of the dog while your roommate is on vacation?
Beat him with a belt and call him a nigger
Quads beat dubs
Winrar
Put dog shit in roommates bed as a surprise.
Quads > dubs
Checkmate, atheists
do it
I got quads and then dubs, must mean something.
jesus has spoken
damn
OP here
Poorfag, but quads are massive win. Will post pic of me feeding doggo steak
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Impressive, but look at this
Off by one, fag
easy.
shit in your roommates bed. he will think the dog shat into it, and make sure the dog doesnt shit in the house anymore.
Eat the poo
kill yourselves losers
if you're not first you're last
He's not a bad dog.
That doesn't even make any sense. You can be second or third
butthurt is strong here
>more quads
Try to make its happy head go down, without making him angry, as a sign of soumission. Please don't get bitten.
Let him outside once in a while, hill shit out there. ive seen them do it
Invest in a vacuum.
HOLY...
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this thread
Rerollin' for this
where da steak
Then in front of its shit. Too bad it's already cleaned up
DO IT
Is this advice for dogs??
It was cubed for his old ass, difficult to see. I wish I could've taken him to the god damn spa.
This is how to get a blowie
rolling for this
have makeup sex
Clean that fucking filty carpet
All of todays internets for you, sir.
Put the dog in your roommates room until he shits
Btw is this Jordan?
>leave it there and avoid part of your home like a dirty mongrel
kill it, chop it up, box it up, send it to the roommate one bit at a time
go full dennis
It's the garage floor, roommate lives out there. Not my space not my problem
I need quads too. Lick dogs asshole
No, but if your friend jordan just had a similar situation happen to him tell him I feel it and stay strong brother
Gotcha. Why is your roommate such a filthy cunt?
Fuck if i know, user. Nice dubs by the way.
>from now on everytime he shits feed him steak
>roommates fw dog shits right at his feet expecting steak
Beautiful, OP
Thank you. How long will your roommate be gone?
His roommates Shitty dog regularly shits in the house and has a habit of eating phone chargers and expensive magic cards
>ate my holographic slivers
Shoot it.
Treating an innocent dog shitty is a sure sign of a worthless person. Try and help the dog, be it's fucking friend. It's shitting in your room because it feels distressed and it clearly could use some attention.
Only complete scummy faggots are mean to dogs. Be it's bro and enjoy your gay roommate's vacation with the dogger.
>feeding steak
Edgebro did you even read the thread?
Rest in peace sweet Prince