Roommate left for vacation and left his old dog in the house

Roommate left for vacation and left his old dog in the house.
It just walked in here and shit on my living room rug.
Shit is already cleaned up, but i'm pissed.
Dubs decide.

stick your dick in it

You tell him he's a good boy and call your roommate to tell him youre having a great time hanging with his Doggo, you then convince him to let you adopt Doggo and you live happily ever after with your new dog friend and your smelly rug.

train the dog to heel when you talk like an angry german.

reroll

rolling for this. You gotta assert dominance on him somehow

shove your finger it the dogs ass.

Shave the dog

stick it in the pooper

Roll

rolling for this

roll

Pet your dog and buy it treats.

rerowl

rolling

Treat the dog to a day at the spa

winrar

winner

too late bucko

Did you agree to take care of the dog while your roommate is on vacation?

Beat him with a belt and call him a nigger

Quads beat dubs

Winrar

Put dog shit in roommates bed as a surprise.

Quads > dubs
Checkmate, atheists

do it

I got quads and then dubs, must mean something.

jesus has spoken

damn

OP here
Poorfag, but quads are massive win. Will post pic of me feeding doggo steak

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Impressive, but look at this

Off by one, fag

easy.

shit in your roommates bed. he will think the dog shat into it, and make sure the dog doesnt shit in the house anymore.

Eat the poo

kill yourselves losers
if you're not first you're last

He's not a bad dog.

That doesn't even make any sense. You can be second or third

butthurt is strong here

>more quads

Try to make its happy head go down, without making him angry, as a sign of soumission. Please don't get bitten.

Let him outside once in a while, hill shit out there. ive seen them do it

Invest in a vacuum.

HOLY...

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this thread

Rerollin' for this

where da steak

Then in front of its shit. Too bad it's already cleaned up

DO IT

Is this advice for dogs??

It was cubed for his old ass, difficult to see. I wish I could've taken him to the god damn spa.

This is how to get a blowie

rolling for this

have makeup sex

Clean that fucking filty carpet

All of todays internets for you, sir.

Put the dog in your roommates room until he shits
Btw is this Jordan?

>leave it there and avoid part of your home like a dirty mongrel

kill it, chop it up, box it up, send it to the roommate one bit at a time

go full dennis

It's the garage floor, roommate lives out there. Not my space not my problem

I need quads too. Lick dogs asshole

No, but if your friend jordan just had a similar situation happen to him tell him I feel it and stay strong brother

Gotcha. Why is your roommate such a filthy cunt?

Fuck if i know, user. Nice dubs by the way.

>from now on everytime he shits feed him steak
>roommates fw dog shits right at his feet expecting steak

Beautiful, OP

Thank you. How long will your roommate be gone?

His roommates Shitty dog regularly shits in the house and has a habit of eating phone chargers and expensive magic cards

>ate my holographic slivers
Shoot it.

Treating an innocent dog shitty is a sure sign of a worthless person. Try and help the dog, be it's fucking friend. It's shitting in your room because it feels distressed and it clearly could use some attention.
Only complete scummy faggots are mean to dogs. Be it's bro and enjoy your gay roommate's vacation with the dogger.

>feeding steak
Edgebro did you even read the thread?

Rest in peace sweet Prince