Greentext thread. I'll start with my own

Greentext thread. I'll start with my own
>be me,16
>summer between sophomore and junior year
>been dating this girl for months, really like her
>5'6", blonde, not the biggest tits but an ass to die for
>her name is Paige
>things are going great, fun to hang with and top notch nob slobbin
>or so I thought
>neither of us have a job so we have plenty of time to hang out
>intimacy was fine, never had sex but did everything else
>could have patented the anal virgin term
>months go by without a problem
>relationship seems fine and going steady
>school comes around
>luckily, she goes to an all girls school (fuck yes no competition)
>I'm beta as fuck so she doesn't have anything to worry about
>one day she calls me
>"user, I need some time to think about us"
>wut.jpg
>"uh, ok then"
>she hangs up
>days go by, no texts, calls
(Pic looks kinda like her sister. Becomes important later in story)

>nothing
>being my first actual relationship, I was distraught and a mess
>hang out with bros one day to take my mind off of her
>chilling at my bros house
>we'll call him bigs
>hitting the vidya pretty hard, keeps my mind occupied
>in the middle of a game of halo....
>"riiiiiiinggggg"
>I sprint to the phone and it's her
>oh thank god it's her
>pick up the phone in an instant
>"hey Paige"
>on the other end of the phone I hear in a dudes voice
>"hey dude, Paige is with me now so fuck off"
>this dude is fucking my girlfriend
>furious, I hang up the phone
>go out to my car and bolt out the my bros house
>my first real relationship and this is how it ends
>with her cheating on me
>bigs calls me up later that day and says he has some good news
>tells me he's on his way to pick me up to go to a party
>great, just the thing I need right now, some booze
>he picks me up and we head to the house
>I'm all fucking emotional because you know, beta fag like fuck
>don't really want to go to this party but Fuck it, how could the day get any worse
> and let me tell you, it got SOOOO much better
>I'm chilling on the couch next to some mutual friends from school
>low and fucking behold, Paige's sister is at this party as well
>lightbulb.png

Go on

>in a state of drunken fury I walk over to her
>(let me make this clear, Paige is a solid 7/10, but her sister is a 9/10)
>"hey Amanda"(her sisters name)
>"oh hey user, what are you doing here. I would've thought you and Paige were hanging out"
>if only
>"no.your sister actually cheated on me today"
>"oh user, I'm so sorry about her."
>whatever, I'm drunk and my only focus right now is to get into Paige's sisters pants
>alpha mode engaged
>flirt up a fucking storm the size of hurricane Katrina
>not even bush could control it
>holyshititsworking.jpg
>this may have been due to the fact that we've both been drinking but fuck it, what do I care
>then suddenly the levys break
>she takes my hand and leads me to an empty room upstairs
>holy shit it worked
>takes off my pants, starts sucking me off
>needless to say, I fucked Amanda's brains out
>whatsacondom.jpg
>wake up next morning as proud as an Asian with a big dick
>Look at phone
>missed call: Paige
>ohfuck
>call her back, nervous as fuck
>she found out I fucked her sister, someone walked in on us last night and told her
>next Monday at school, got congratulated by some buds of mine
>like I said, Amanda was a solid 9/10
>Paige hasn't talked to me since
>revenge is a dish best served hot, sticky, and all over your sisters tits
Recently, Paige tried to talk to me again and she apologized for what she did and asked for a second chance. I've fucked Amanda 3 times after that night.

I don't think there's any reason to take the bitch back. She cheated. You didn't. Keep her sister.

If this is actually true man, you're a legend

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Nice man

Get in.
Nice job OP.

kys

>Screen capped, pic related

OP, you should try and use this to get a 3-way in, depending on ex's desperation. In the meantime, nicely done.

i'll post about the fuck i lost my virginity to
>i move into dorms
>my birthday is day i moved in
>"girl is coming over to fuck me"
>never shows
>get a text "i was in a car crash and woke up in a bathroom"
>she tries to blackmail me or something for "going to have sex with her"
>she was a minor
>fast forward months
>i'm moving into a room in a house at a diff. school
>she's for some reason in the corner, facing it
I whip out my dick and rub it on her
>fast forward however many days
>she comes over and we're going to fuck
>she's drinking, i'm not
>can't get it in
>she leaves and comes back later after i buy loob
>fuck the thing
>she blackmails me to hang out with her-this fuckin perpetual motion machine of fuckin her & her blackmailing me for her to come ovr & fuckin her
>misery
>she goes to new york city for a college visit
>comes back, says she had an abortion
>some time we're at this forest and she gives me head in the parking lot
>we go into the forest and fuck, some deer watch, continue.

imma post some stories about a dude i hung out with alot that died.
>i have plan to steal fire extinguisher from our high school
>we go into this hallway, nobody's around
>he puts in his bag
>we go to this park
>start sprayin that shit left and right
>dude runs up yelling
>get in car and drive the fuck outta there
>feel kinda bad cuz i backed the car up and because he was chasing us he was in the way
>go to diff. park, fire extinguisher extinguishes our problems
>got some fire extinguishing stuff on floor of car

Bump

>I'm at six flags great america with some ppl
>i'm telling stories that i make up about like superheros and shit
>some trash fuck tells me if i don't shut up he's going to beat my ass
>nobody working there reported him or anything
>fucking stunned
>shit sucked

op posted copypasta

>being this new

another six flags great america story
there's some water raft ride that we go fuckin bonkers on
we unbuckle the seats and go like seamen on the bow of a boat in stormy seas

Hey man nice work. Got a justice boner.

>about to smoke salvia in a basement with 3 other dudes
>take my hit
>hold it in as long as i can
>before i exhale, the room melts
>I had passed pipe to somebody
>nobody knows exactly how it happened, but the pipe ended up broke in the middle of the room

>b at beach
>c these chicks with these dudes
>think they're college people
>later find out there about to b in highschool
>i have this frog in a water bottle (i would never do this now)
>the bitches stole my frog
>chasing them like a fuckin pteradactly
>mr. frog disappears
>years before at same quarry lake
>spitting off dock
>the fishes are eating our loogies

>16
>b&

>summer
>summerfag

Fuckin proud OP

>b in 4th grade
>read this book about guy who goes into river and disappears
>main character walks around town all day skipping school looking for him
>i tell teacher i hope the guy drowned
>the teacher says "we don't ever hope any1 dies"
that shit hurt

The fuck

so close yet so far

in 3rd grade mr.neubert's like
"what's something that's hot"
"girls"i reply
"no, girls aren't hot, they're beautiful" he says all mad
he's the same dude that turns his back to the class and puts his arms around himself and pretends to be groping himself and i think acting like he's making out with some1

Bro you're my hero

>b at summerfest
>these kids at the arcade tell me i better give them my ten dollars
>i say no
>we have ice, i throw it at them
>chase commences
>escape unscathed
>my friends had fuckin sold out and just like went along wit the pricz

I like to call this the act of uncucking oneself when you do something epic that negates the loss of alpha points from being cucked

Stories! No fakes!

I doubt this is true, but it's nice to think it might be

When i was social i kept gettin bitchy bfs telling me not to call "their" gurlz