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Okay Sup Forums,
I need two portions of scallops and two portions of medium rare wellington with sauce NOW!!!

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!
HURRY UPPP!

I aint cooking shit till you show me your dubs Mr Gordon

Will this work?

Your TV shows suck.

Nigger, dubs confirms it.

How dare you talk back to me in my own fucking kitchen you worthless piece of donkey shit!

Here.

show me some dubs first gordon ramsfaggots

ITS RAW ITS FUCKING RAW!! START OVER

Yes chef, on it chef!

That pizza is fucking raw you fucking idiot!
Bring me fucking scallops NOW!

Well fuck you faggot, why isn't your show called yells kitchen?

hurry up HURRY UP YOU YANKEE DOODLE PIECE OF DONKEY CRAP

Here's your beverage sir.

Chef, we're out of everything! But look, I improvised

What the FUCK is this!!! It's Like a fucking bison's penis!!!!!

Take off your jacket... AND FUCK OFF!

Taste that you IDIOT. DOES THAT TASTE LIKE FUCKING SCALLOPS? NO!
SO GO BRING ME WHAT I FUCKING ASKED FOR YOU DONKEY.

fuck me... you pack of idiots. I NEED IT NOW!!! HURRY UPPPPPPPPP! Fuck me...

How does my dish looks? it was cool so i had to put it in the microwave

Better.
You all should follow user's example, fuck me.
Now get on the fuckin salads you stupid fucker.

heard dat! Just gotta put away the chocolate mil... SHIT..

WHAT ARE YOU DOOOOING YOU NOB!!! You're making a stupid meeess!!! Control yourself of fuck off you IDIOT!

Fuck me, i'm SURROUNDED by idiots.

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