What's the last text message you received from a person of the opposite sex say?

What's the last text message you received from a person of the opposite sex say?

be home soon. love you heart emote kiss emote.

"Could I book an appointment for next week?"

Not working...
Am falling asleep. Nite brabe love you

How did you get my number creep

Or that big ass on the bottom

"I'm gay irl"

'Monday is fine by me x'

happy new year 2005

"The black and white one?"

"Oh....."
"I love you too, but as a friend..."

"Last night. I was flirting with this guy from my school. He's hot af. He saw me at the library in school and winked at me and his pants were so tight I saw he had a boner when he saw me. Then last night he was really horny that he started getting freaky in a group chat with our friends. They saw everything we said to each other." -girlfriend

"I feel"

I havnt received a message from the opposite sex in 2 years

*- my girlfriend

"Jump in a cab!!!"

Whos this?

"On*"

"Hi" kek fuck that bitch

" Oh okay, that's good oh yeah well that will be fun then."

Hei, Magnar er på vei for å hente Agnes. Er der ca 1910 :-) Tusen takk for at hun fikk være hos dere i ettermiddag!

Fuck off

MORE PICS OF GIRL!!!!

Ill be home in 1/2 hour.
From my aunt.

"I would neeeeeeever do that with you fuckhead, but you can fuck me in the ass instead ;)." Then turns out her brother had gotten on her phone and was pranking my ass

"i havent seen you in forever!

Jimanji... best film ever! Xx

Witnessed. You ain't missing much mate.
>"Lmao, same place as this guy ha ha"

"We went from strangers to like close friends. Technically best friends . Unless you too cool to the be best friends lmao"

Please post nudes. I want.... No, I need them.

"For the last time stop stalking me and my daughter. I told you i'm going to make work of this if you keep this up you little prick.
You can keep making new accounts but you will be IP banned this time. Fucking shit"

Appearently someone doesn't like getting stalked.

wow yoy is going to pay my way? it's such an honor

who is she? do you have any more pics of her?

AHHHHHHH

She's hot.
More?

"Patrick, just a reminder that you have an informal chat with cancer lifeline tomorrow at 12pm, thanks Lisa." i didn't go. And this the only types of women who text me

"Lol sorry I was being dense"

"Baby? Wyd?"

OP you better start dumping her pics dammit!

WAITING FOR OP TO DELIVER

druunk as fucj (my gramma)

"you have a beautiful cock

> At least once a week.

"I'm married to the sea"

OP is a faggot. He won't deliver pics of girl.

Post screens faggots

Mine isn't interesting, I told a ugly girl her boyfriend probably ran away and she told me it's none of my buiseness.

You are litarely the sweetest

She's probably OP's sister. I doubt that he'll have nudes of her.

"Aww! She's so cute!"

not the MOST recent but I recently got a text from a girl that said the same thing

a picture of a knife with the word edgy in it

>OP posts original content
>just posts one image
Every fucking time!

She's pretty cute user.

"My dick is feeling up for the task. I'm gonna come over soon".

Yup i'm gonna get pounded again.

Try asking for the rest of the set.

"Love you."

You know i really should be disappointed by what you said.

Why English and Dutch in a mix?

OP can't post any more pics, because he stole it from another website.

"I can see you from my window, leave or I'm calling the popo on yo ass nigga"

Cause for some reason certain people in my country think it's cool to randomly speak English.

I will tomorrow but it's time for me to sleep *kiss*

Can i come over?

it was from my sister, she was in the area and wanted to see how i am

Great

>user, i'm dumping you.
"k"

Spaghetti's for dinner
When you coming home?
(I'm currently fucking my associate atm)

>are you on your way home?

Sent from my wife about an hour ago.

Deep

OP abandoned his own thread like the giant faggot that he is.

...

was that your mom?

I wanna take a relationship slow, if u know what I'm trying to mean

Trying to ditch my girlfriend for this chick ;)

"I need to listen to all this music wth man
I LOVE YOU HONEYBEAR SOUNDS SO CUTE
I need to listen to this fuck
Why are you so sweet to me"

Aanabanabajajakajajj s jajjajajaj

"lol"

"I rather have a Hardon"

wat?

Who are you and how did you get into my apartment last night?

I don't remember and I can't find it.

...

Good night *heart emoji*

I will.

Dubs decides

I am curious about backstory now

I told my gf that the album "I love you, honeybear" and "fear fun" remind me of her.

I'm here

Not actually interesting. She had an ACT today and I told her to tell me how it went.

"she asked if you were my daddy"

Keep talking nice to her

lol i posted it on Sup Forums againnnnn (:

You guys should just come kick it

"Lol"

That's all it says. Fml

>'How dare you texting me? I saw everything you scumbag'
gf, now kind of ex, I suppose

Try harder

Go

"bb r u awake"

R u blue or gold

"he he merci : ) " (he he thanks)

Cheating?

last photo or im changing my number