Have you ever thought or did something sexual about or with your mother?

Have you ever thought or did something sexual about or with your mother?

is the user that got busted for posting his mom's and aunt's bikini pics on Sup Forums still around?

blowjobs when i was 12 back in the 80s.

only lasted months though. refused me every time i asked after that.

asked her about it years later and she started crying, so I left it alone.

I post my mom does that count?

What's the story?

looks like beef jerky.

quick version, saw them posted on Sup Forums figured it was Dad posting them, very surprised to see pics, found the folder on our home network,

Used all my mom's sex toys unbeknownst to her.

She have a Facebook account?

Your dad is a btard? Lol

no

(pic non related) Was 15, mom was on the couch passed out, so I fucked her for a few mins and she woke up and realized but thought I was some older guy (she was out of it) so carried on, came all over her then she fell back asleep and I went to my room and didn't mention it again.

Lucky son of....

same here.

How you guys used them?
It can't be real

No, just other people's moms, aunts included

lol, yeah he posts here sometimes.

Care to greentext how it started, experiences etc?

Thoughts: plenty of "potshots" so to speak, but nothing serious.
Actions: nothing at all, she's ugly as sin.

Yup, was 9 years ago as I'm 24 now but she never even knew it was me, at that age I had weird urges and weird fetishes (still do lol)

Witnessed.

No. And neither did anyone else posting.

checked

Talk about lucky.... ever anything else happen like that?

What about sexual with your daughter? And how is your relationship now?

If my mom looked like that, of fucking course I would. But she doesn't, so no.

Nope. She's old now and in the past we fell out and I moved out for a few years but back then she was a MILF and everyone knew it.

who is this? is there a collection?

Fucked my aunt does that count?

fuck no

greentext

I think about it way too much, but incest is my fetish. My gf likes to pretend she's my little sister.

I was in a monogamous relationship with my mom for seven years before she killed herself. Pretty messed up. Gave me all sorts of psychological issues like unhealthy attention seeking etc.

Negative, but I did fuck my best friends step mom for a year. Shit was cash.

That's sick. No one should be subjected to monogamy!!

My little brother is on /b, he's 25. But he has a huge boner for his mom. She's my stepmom and I slammed it a few times. He wont talk to me because of it. Lol.

not much left to fuck besides a skeleton but i guess i could try

Kek.

r u his real dad?

Lolzle^n10th

I licked my step-moms pussy once...

Kill it!
KILL IT!!!!

its too long to greentext it all. jist of it is:

>be me.
>12.
>grow up in shit home environment.
>{drugs, alcohol, fatherless).
>get caught trying to get little girl to blow me.
>mother catches me.
>hits me. grills me. i cry like faggot.
>"never touch a little girl like that". "just masturbate".
>weeks go by.
>watching thundercats.
>mother obviously on drugs/alcohol. didnt ask. never did.
>sits on couch. conversation about little girl thing comes up.
>tells me she's sorry about hitting me.
>asks me about masturbation, if i do it. etc.
>im embarrassed as fuck whole time.
>asks me why i was doing what i was doing with little girl.
>awkward as fuck
>but i tell her i wanted to know what it felt like. which was really it.
>more awkward silence. keep watching tv.
>asks if i still want to know.
>not sure what she means cause im confused as fuck.
>asks me again.
>im confused cause i thought she was asking if i still wanted to do stuff with the little girl.
>i say i dont know cause I was confused.
>tells me she can do it for me but i cant tell anyone or she'll get in trouble.
>"so you know what it feels like".
>not even hard or horny but i say ok.
>tells me to sit down on couch next to her.
>tells me to pull my shorts down.
>kneels in front of me on couch and proceeds to give me me first blowjob ever.
>took me a while to get hard.
>but once i got hard i came pretty quick.
>nothing came out though. no semen.
>felt weird as fuck after.
>told me not to touch little girls again. just to ask her.
>lasted maybe 7-8 months.
>after that she just kept refusing me.
>"just masturbate".

I want to, but it'll probably never happen. Time to an hero boys

Lol no. She separated from our dad cause he's a wealthy guy and a bit adventurous. I hit it after they divorced. She told me it freaked her out to think her own kid was flirting with her...but I wasn't her's so...we had fun. Lol

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OMG THOSE LEGS, sauce?? plz?

My first wet dream was about my mom. I dreamt we were hugging real close. I kind of pressed my dick against her and suddenly we were naked and my dick was pushing inside her. Woke up moaning and shooting cum all over my chest.

must have sucked at fucking if she simply looked at you, took it and then fell back asleep.

it's shopped

Lmao! Seven years?

Suppose I can do the first time I had sex with her. Give me a few.

>be me
>nineteen year old beta cuck bipolar autist faggot
>blessed with a nine and a half inch retard coke bottle cock
>cursed with a face and personality only a mother can love
>sitting on the toilet, mom walks in
>"mom!!!!!" i'm such a autist faggot not a single person has seen me in my underwear since i was old enough to form a incoherent, autistic thought. cover up as best as i can, like a girl shamefully covering her tits
>"christ i don't have time for this right now, user! i'm running late for the meeting! it's nothing i haven't seen before ok!"
>mom gets naked with her back turned towards me and jumps into the shower and closes the door. the glass is frosted but i can see can see her curvy hourglass body, small 5-foot-3 frame, voluptuous double-d cups and long, blonde hair moving about as she's scrubbing herself down. she's 39 but looks like she's not a day over 25. literally the hottest woman i've ever been around. all (three) of my loser friends wants to fuck her. i can't imagine the horror scene when something as ugly as me came out of her vagina
>my 9 1/2 inches gets rock hard since it's the closest i've ever been to having sex or even seeing a grown woman naked irl, let alone someone as stunningly beautiful as mom
>i pinch my cock down between my legs. so horny i start awkwardly pushing my pelvic in and out to kind of jerk myself off with my thighs. i'm so close to cumming...
>mom steps out and wraps herself in a towel. "sweetie i have to use the toilet!"
>"but i'm not done"
>"it'll just be a minute! i wont look!"
>"no!! i'm not done!!" i stupidly clasp the toilet like i'm a toddler refusing to get dressed, inviting her to a mom vs toddler tug of war
>"user!" mom gives me firm pull on the arm and brings me off balance for a moment. just enough for mr happy to slip out of his thigh-vise and make a grand entrance. he bobs up and down with each throbbing beat of my pounding pulse, a string of pre-cum hanging off his head

>mom is staring at me with her mouth wide open. her eyes fall to my throbbing cock which is ready to spray a bucket of cum at the gentlest of touches. i'm dying inside. i want to say something but i'm paralyzed with shame
>"i'm so sorry! call me when you're done!" mom says and sprints out of the bathroom

More?

That is fucking legendary! So glorious.

moar

Nope, but I did with my sister.

When I was 12 my sister caught me masturbating.

I was so embarrassed and covered up quickly and yelled at her to get out

Then she told me I have to finish while she watches or she would tell mom what I was doing.

So I did. And she watched. Then she smiled and left my room without another word while I lay there completely ashamed.

It was completely fucked up.

For the next two years she basically blackmailed me. I was young, scared, and stupid so I just went along with it.

We never had sex. In fact, she never really seemed interested in touching me, but she made me masturbate while she watched many many times. Usually once a week or so she would tell me "It''s time". I knew that was a code phrase for me to go to my room and get naked. She would then later come up and watch me masturbate to orgasm.

Weeks go by and we don't talk much. Try to avoid eye contact as much as we can. I grab my dinner and retreat to my room and that's about it. Mom always knew I was a faggot but this is a whole other level and I know she'll never look at me the same.

Four months later mom breaks up with her boyfriend. We're both diagnosed with bipolar and mom falls into a hypomanic episode mixed with depressive, emotional dips. She starts drinking heavily to self-medicate and is extremely chatty, impulsive and emotional due to the hypomania. I'm kind of relieved because the focus is no longer "I caught my son with a huge raging retard boner" as mom is too busy going through her own crazy spell. The embarassment is behind me and I'm just trying to be there as best as I can to keep her on a somewhat steady keel. Entire nights are spent talking and comforting her as she switches randomly between being overly social and depressed. We do this for about a month.

>i'm watching tv in my bed when mom walks in
>"what are you watching, sweetie?" she stumbles a little bit
>"are you drunk, mom?"
>"nooo. well maybe a little bit, tee hee"
>i sigh to myself
>"i want to watch something fun!"
>"mom i'm getting ready to go to sleep!!"
>mom gets emotional and starts crying so i go "ok, just one movie". she gives me a hug, smiles and tells me she loves me

>THE END

That's when you say do it or I tell

With thighs like that, how does a guy's penis even reach that pussy?

dont you dare to stop posting!

moar tho

Got left behind series and kids God books on the shelf. Funny.

do go on

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>she positions herself in front of the tv and i can't help looking at her. she's wearing a semi-transparet white night dress and the light from the tv illuminates her shapes. her round ass sways back and forth as she rummages through my bluray collection. i see a side boob glimpse of her soft big tits and puffy nipples. she's beautiful. perfect
>she turns around and briefly looks me in the eyes and smiles. "is this any good, sweetie?"
>"yeah, whatever. just grab one"
>she flips the case over, puts a finger on her lips and makes a cute thinking-face. "maybe not". she puts it back into the drawer. then she leans forward and puts her ass in the air. she's not wearing any panties. i can vaguely see her smooth, clean shaven pussy mound through the dress. her ass is just... immaculate. she looks at me again "is there anything special you want to watch, sweetie?"
>i stop staring at her pussy and ass as i get janked back to reality. "eh, yeah well i kind of was watching something..."
>"well ok". she walks slowly to my bed, moving her hips side to side under the white dress, her eyes locked with mine, smiling like an angel. she crawls into bed with me and wraps her arms around me. "mommy just don't wanna be alone, sweetie...", she says with a childish voice
>"its ok mom, i know what it's like"
>"oh i lovelovelove you" she strokes my hair and kisses my forehead. "come here... mmm" she pulls me in closer so I'm spooning her with my arm around her fat tits

You should try getting laid sometime. You'll figure it out.

She seems nice, I like her smile. Does she make good Mac & Cheese?

more you glorious bastard! More!

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fake and gay
go kill yourself where the sun don't shine with your retard stories

Shit we had those blue bible story books at home too when i was a kid.

Hot mom btw.

A guy I went to school with used to watch porn with his mum... And thought it was totally normal. Actually come to think of it I know someone else (gf+bf+parents who used to watch porn and make fun of it) weird people

thats pretty fucked up what is she like now?

when i was a little kid i hid under a giant pile of stuffed animals to take a peek at her undressing.

she caught me and yelled and got super pissed.

aside from that no. the thought disgusts me.

with my sister though...

>as i'm laying there beside here i'm thinking about her gorgeous ass and what it would feel like slipping my big cock into her smooth pussy. i smell the scent of her natural perfume. her tits moves against my arm as she's breathing. her body tightly pressed against mine. i try my best not to get an erection
>"are you cold?", mom asks after a while. and before i can answer: "i'm cold". she turns around so we're facing each other. puts one leg over my hip and drapes her soft body around me in a full on body hug. "i'm not suffocating you?" she asks
>"no i'm fine. aren't you gonna watch the movie?"
>"no mommy just want to lay here for a wittle bit with my wittle baby. mmmm. don't wake me if i fall asleep sweetie, i'm so tired"
>"ok"
>fifteen, twenty minutes goes by and she starts adjusting again. her leg moves a little bit further over my hip. her head is snug under my chin. her breasts pressed against my chest. her dress has slid up and i can now feel part of her bare pussy mound against my belly, just inches from my pounding groin. blood rushes into my cock. i feel myself getting stiff as my cock is attempting to fight it's way out of my underwear in the general direction of my mom's exposed slit. i try to push my ass out to get some distance between me and my mom but as i'm adjusting she adjusts too, hugging me tighter, moving closer to my growing cock
>"mmm this is nice" whispers mom and strokes my back

dude lie nielsen is like top notch woodworking tools

No, but I used to really be into my aunt. It's by marriage though, so we aren't related.

Lived with her for a while and used to sniff her panties. Pretty tame

no one cares, faggot

Man this was a good believable one for a while. Now it's going to get sad, fake, or fucking nessy.

Fat and mean and white trash.
Just like she was then.

Haven't talked to her or mom and dad for that matter for years. They were too busy being drug abusing trailer trash to care about me being abused by my sister.

shut up faggot, we heard you the first time

>my cock balloons to it's full size. it's less than a couple of inches from mom's pussy, furiously bobbing up and down in my underwear like it's on the verge of spraying a load. i hold my breath and try to think of anything other than my mom's sexy body to calm it down
>about ten minutes passes and it seems like she's gone to sleep or close to it. my cock hasn't. she moves again. i counter move. and then i freeze. my cock has sprung out of it's confinment and unfolded between mom's spread legs, my veiny shaft grazing her silky smooth vagina with every pulsating throb from my heartbeat. i wait for her to spring up out of bed with a terrified scream of horror but she doesn't seem to notice and we just lay there
>i pretend to fall asleep, hoping to rid some of the embarassment by feigning ignorance and leaving her space to get away from my cock without a soul crushing scene in case she's awake. but i just can't ignore the feeling of my huge dick throbbing against mom's heavenly slit. i try to focus on something else but all i can think of is pushing my cock into mom's warm pussy and exploding all over her soft tits

your mom is ripped Sup Forumsro

bump!!!!

>time comes to a crawl. seconds feels like minutes, minutes feels like hours. i'm afraid to breathe. "why isn't she moving?", i'm thinking to myself, "she must feel it, right? is she asleep?"
>after what feels like an eternity and with my cock pulsating so hard the shaft is now not barely grazing but forcibly pushing against my mom's puffy pussy mound, i make a rash decision. i fake a snore and move a little bit. mom doesn't react. i wait a few minutes then adjust myself as if i'm moving in my sleep. just a little bit. still no reaction. then a little bit more. my shaft seats snuggly against the tip of mom's pussylips. i listen to her breathe. i slide my cock forward. as mom's pussylips veil around my shaft i feel that they're moist. my cock twitches and oozes a healthy dose of pre-cum. i again pause for a reaction but there's nothing. "if i... if i could just..." i turn my head and do my best sleeping impression and push my ass out. the shaft slides back. i wait and move again and push it forward, slowly slowly. mom's wet slit sliding against my shaft feels so nice, almost like having sex, or so i imagine. if i could only feel her pussylips on my cockhead that'd be fap material to cover a lifetime of virginity. i pause and pull back again and... "oh god." the tip of my cock accidentaly slips inbetween her wet pussylips, trapped in the lower cavity of her orifice. i can't go forward without entering her and i can't go back without some serious adjustment and my stiff cock flopping to my belly

lol btards are going crazy

i hadn't posted itt before asshat.

...

more please

Norman Bates in this bitch

>"mmmmmmm". mom squirms in my arms. "what if she's laying there silent, knowing what i'm doing but to embarassed to call me out? what the fuck am i doing? she's my mom." panicky thoughts races through my head
>i try not to move a muscle but my cockhead is pressing against the warm, wet flesh of her entry and it's like my cock can sense it and reaches out like a plant stretching for the sun. pain shoots through my penis as it's slowly hulking it's way forward by somehow growing an extra half an inch i didn't know i had. as it slowly extends itself with the determinaton that can only be fueled by nineteen years of rock solid virginity i feel my tip subtly nestling inside the folds of mom's moist entry. a slight cough or a sneeze and i would be inside her
>mom's body suddenly shivers and she hugs me tighter. she sighs heavily. then she moves. just a little bit a first. then a little bit more. i feel my tip peeking inside her and sliding back out again. "oooo", she lets out a subdued moan. it's barely audible. she moves again and this time she stops just above the edge of my glans. she's so tight i can barely take it. "wtf? is she sleep...fucking?" her pussy juices are mixing with my pre-cum and draping the whole head. she pauses and then presses down again but even more slowly this time, edging her moist hole down my glans. she gets to the edge and then stops. she moves her head. goes silent. she moves a little bit more. and more. until finally my the juicy flesh slips over the edge of my cockhead

fucking stupid

huhe

we got a 2nd gen fag here

just fuck off already, what are you even trying to achieve?

This is fantastic

>i can't contain myself. i push back, slipping another inch into her warm, wet pussy. a loud "uuuhhh" escapes my belly. mom suddenly stops breathing and moves her pussy off my cock
>"fuck!" i silently curse at myself for being so stupid
>she moves her head off my chest and i can sense that she's looking at my face
>"are you awake?" she whispers
>"yeah", i whimper. i clench my eyes tightly shut, hoping that this mess somehow will be miraculously undone and that my mom wont hate me forever
>mom is quiet. an eternity flies by. and then. and then i can feel her small fingers following the contours of my massive cock. she lightly caresses it up and down with her fingertips a couple of times and then she wraps her hand around it and just holds it there, like she's waiting for my reaction while staring at my face. without opening my eyes i push it forward, sliding my cock through her fingers and up against her wet crack. she doesn't say or do anything and i'm convinced i've misread the situation and she's tested me to out me as a creep. maybe she was wondering what was pressing against her vagina, reached down and found a handful of cock? i'm terrified she'll stand up and yell at me to leave the house and never come back. as i'm thinking that she rolls me to my back and moves off me. "this is it" i think to myself. my retarded self has alienated the one person who truly loves and cares for me. but then i feel her soft lips against mine. she sits back down on top of me. her tiny hand reaches around and grabs my huge cock. she slides my tip back and forth between her smooth pussylips. the skin is warm against my cock as she runs it up and down between her ass crack
>"you can open your eyes, hun" she whispers softly

hump bump

cmon!!!!