Any medfags want to tell me what's going on here please

any medfags want to tell me what's going on here please

QUAID
START THE REACTOR

Testicular torsion. ER. Now.

it doesn't hurt, it's just a bit swelled up

"a bit swelled up" is an understatement. For God's sake, get to a doctor and take care of your balls.

Massive sperm buildup

>just a bit swelled up
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Could be a massive hydrocele. Go to the doctor ASAP

I think maybe wasps have crawled down your jap's eye and built a nest in your right bollock

SEE YOU AT THE PAHTY, RICHTAAA

this, go jack off

Cancer.

yeah but wouldn't that hurt? I don't think it's a hydrocele, imma put ice on it and see if it goes down any

your balls are eating your dick

beautiful dick mate

Better bust dat nut, mai nigga.

it looks like a human heart

you make me wish I had three hands

YEW GAHT WHAT YOU WAHNT GFF THEEZ PEEPUL AEEERH

bump for genuine medical advise please

nigga u gone be dead

You either have,
1. Cancer, obviously.
2. Cancer w/ a side of blood clotting, go to a fucking ER.

I GOT FIVE KIDS TO FEED

no way is it cancer, it's not black its skin colored

I'm hoping this is just a bait, and not a retarded faggot.

Image search faggots.

It's called Google image search.

Hydrocele

Follow advice OP, ER now, take your phone and post updates.

Elephantitis. Cease traveling to africa at once

This. Fucking summer.

The next day was a little worse. It looked like the tear was getting bigger and the skin was getting thinner. There was major drainage. When the wrap was not on the stuff would just keep coming. It was the same dark color, maybe a little darker. Even putting pressure on my lower abdomen would make more come out.

Two days later my penis had severe retraction. It became a nub.