YLYL fucked up version
>pro tip: you can't make me loose
YLYL fucked up version
Michael Walker
Henry Williams
Fuck off
Charles Sanchez
Kill yourself
Daniel Green
oh my god! XD
Hunter Watson
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Brody Taylor
>implying anyone cares about your happiness
Parker Morris
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Xavier Miller
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Kevin Wood
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Justin Stewart
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Benjamin Parker
No
Liam Butler
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Robert Hill
OC incoming
Sebastian Collins
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Owen Rivera
omg lol xd
Evan Harris
Jeje
Michael Howard
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Noah Perez
What a kek
Zachary Gray
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
Mason Walker
>you can't make me loose
I'll make your asshole loose with my massive cock :^)
Wyatt Carter
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Isaac White
Too soon....?
Andrew Miller
Related to song meanings, book meanings
Connor Bell
Didn't they gun the second one down in Cincinnati?
Jordan Nelson
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Carter Jenkins
I only found out who this bitch is a few hours ago because of Sup Forums, why the fuck do all you guys already know her?
also why did the dude shoot her? was he just an autist that sperged out or what?
Xavier Lee
It's all yours my friend