Um, guys I have story to share. It's a little weird, but I'll tell it anyway

Um, guys I have story to share. It's a little weird, but I'll tell it anyway.

Go on

Don't keep us waiting

Do tell. Bread pictures are my fetish.

Bump

Post soon or this becomes a dubs thread

bump bc interested

?

Bump, Dont be fag OP

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once again OP didnt delivar

Alright, here goes.
>Be me
>be fapping in bathroom
>awwwyiss.avi
>finish
>great nut
>soon as I finish, i hear a knock at the bathroom door.
>"WHAT?!" I yell.
>it's my 8 year old sister
>ohfuck.jpg
>says she needs to come in
>cum on my hands any my dick
>grab piece of toilet paper
>jump behind door at lightspeed
>sister comes in
>turns on sink
>doesn't notice the toilet paper
>mfw she was coming in to wash the dirty stuff off a lollipop.

...great

thats it?

is that all or..

I could tell you guys about my dead skin incident.

If it's anything like the other one no thanks

That took you 8 minutes to write?

Sooo anyone got a story that isn't as fucking stupid as OP's

Hopefully not op

It's different, but might not weird you out.

Fucking summerfags

This is the stuff of legend. Someone screen cap this. Best of Sup Forums for sure.

It didn't weird anyone out it was a shit story

>wash the dirty stuff off a lollipop
fake and gay

It's all yours friend

i thought that she was gonna use your dirty tissue or something faggot at least lie for us

Well, since my shitty stories have turned this thread to shit, what do you prefer turning this thread into?

When he told his 13 year old buddies they were lol'ing so hard tho

The whole story was
>fucking retarded

There was no bread. My dubs were wasted. I am disappoint.

summer fag

404 faggot

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kill yourself live stream

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I have one, several in facts, but I'm a lazy fuck so I won't be the one saving this shitty thread.

Yeah, I'm sorry for wasting your time. Have a webm as an apology. I don't know how I expected you guys to react to my shitty story.

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>standing behind door
>watch her cleaning off lolipop
>she turns, my pants still around my legs, im frozen.
>user, why is your private covered in goo?
>wellYouSee.avi
>she somes over to me
>stare at her aquardly
>she grabs hold of my dick

better than the story I wrote. Then again, anything is better than the story I wrote.

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>be me
>be skinny-fat and weak
>practice Parkour and jog
>the next day I'm sore
>my friends want to hang out
>decide to go and do all that walking even though I'm sore
>we practice fighting a little
>we practice Parkour
>do a lot of climbing on tall things, and jumping from them and landing
>takes a toll on my calves
>we do some vaults, they're short, and I land
>I land and I tear my calf
>I get a knot the size of maybe a small golf ball
>can't move my ankle
>the pain
>the adrenaline or whatever I was feeling
>can't manage to set my foot down
>eventually get my leg to set down, pulling against the knot, it helps

Ok, let it be me.

>Be me, 20 year old college engenheering student. Normal guy, you get it.
> Get high on pot and candy
> Call hot ass gf to my place. Hottest chick I ever fucked
> Get laid
> Try to find weird freaky chick for a threesome on fb
> Find Italian Green haired chick
> try to talk to her
> Doesn't really work. She ignored me. Apparently she's a dyke
> Say I have a bi gf
> Asks for gf's ig page
> Meanwhile gf goes to sleep
> Impressed. Now she asks for nudes
> Send her nudes
> Blocks me
> Sends nudes by DM to all of her followers, including friends and family
> Don't know what to do. Never gonna fuck a chick like this girl in my life again, and probably gonna get sued.
> Get a knife and kill her
> Call her parents, who still don't know about the nudes because they don't have a ig page, and say we're on a vacation in Brazil

I've been fucking her dead body ever since. It really smells like shit but I'm still happy as fuck. Worth it.

Prove it.

>It really smells like shit but I'm still happy as fuck.
What's it like when it's cold and dry?

I have a rape-ish story to share if anyone's interested.

Trips demand

On it. Kinda long though so might take a while

Go on, why not :D

At least you got laid.

He could've witnessed a rape.

Good point, I would beat the shit out of the rapist instinctively.

>be me
>in public restroom at park
>little girl about 7 yrs old come in
>follow her into bathroom
>tell her i can help
>pull out dick *instant boner
>rape her

le end

Haha you serious? Give more info how was it

Not sure if last reply came through so how was it? Give the details :p

That's a stupid story, and you should feel bad. Do the world a favor and kill yourself.

>Your Mom let's you have TEN WIENERS?!!