Um, guys I have story to share. It's a little weird, but I'll tell it anyway.
Um, guys I have story to share. It's a little weird, but I'll tell it anyway
Go on
Don't keep us waiting
Do tell. Bread pictures are my fetish.
Bump
Post soon or this becomes a dubs thread
bump bc interested
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Bump, Dont be fag OP
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once again OP didnt delivar
Alright, here goes.
>Be me
>be fapping in bathroom
>awwwyiss.avi
>finish
>great nut
>soon as I finish, i hear a knock at the bathroom door.
>"WHAT?!" I yell.
>it's my 8 year old sister
>ohfuck.jpg
>says she needs to come in
>cum on my hands any my dick
>grab piece of toilet paper
>jump behind door at lightspeed
>sister comes in
>turns on sink
>doesn't notice the toilet paper
>mfw she was coming in to wash the dirty stuff off a lollipop.
...great
thats it?
is that all or..
I could tell you guys about my dead skin incident.
If it's anything like the other one no thanks
That took you 8 minutes to write?
Sooo anyone got a story that isn't as fucking stupid as OP's
Hopefully not op
It's different, but might not weird you out.
Fucking summerfags
This is the stuff of legend. Someone screen cap this. Best of Sup Forums for sure.
It didn't weird anyone out it was a shit story
>wash the dirty stuff off a lollipop
fake and gay
It's all yours friend
i thought that she was gonna use your dirty tissue or something faggot at least lie for us
Well, since my shitty stories have turned this thread to shit, what do you prefer turning this thread into?
When he told his 13 year old buddies they were lol'ing so hard tho
The whole story was
>fucking retarded
There was no bread. My dubs were wasted. I am disappoint.
summer fag
404 faggot
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kill yourself live stream
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I have one, several in facts, but I'm a lazy fuck so I won't be the one saving this shitty thread.
Yeah, I'm sorry for wasting your time. Have a webm as an apology. I don't know how I expected you guys to react to my shitty story.
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>standing behind door
>watch her cleaning off lolipop
>she turns, my pants still around my legs, im frozen.
>user, why is your private covered in goo?
>wellYouSee.avi
>she somes over to me
>stare at her aquardly
>she grabs hold of my dick
better than the story I wrote. Then again, anything is better than the story I wrote.
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>be me
>be skinny-fat and weak
>practice Parkour and jog
>the next day I'm sore
>my friends want to hang out
>decide to go and do all that walking even though I'm sore
>we practice fighting a little
>we practice Parkour
>do a lot of climbing on tall things, and jumping from them and landing
>takes a toll on my calves
>we do some vaults, they're short, and I land
>I land and I tear my calf
>I get a knot the size of maybe a small golf ball
>can't move my ankle
>the pain
>the adrenaline or whatever I was feeling
>can't manage to set my foot down
>eventually get my leg to set down, pulling against the knot, it helps
Ok, let it be me.
>Be me, 20 year old college engenheering student. Normal guy, you get it.
> Get high on pot and candy
> Call hot ass gf to my place. Hottest chick I ever fucked
> Get laid
> Try to find weird freaky chick for a threesome on fb
> Find Italian Green haired chick
> try to talk to her
> Doesn't really work. She ignored me. Apparently she's a dyke
> Say I have a bi gf
> Asks for gf's ig page
> Meanwhile gf goes to sleep
> Impressed. Now she asks for nudes
> Send her nudes
> Blocks me
> Sends nudes by DM to all of her followers, including friends and family
> Don't know what to do. Never gonna fuck a chick like this girl in my life again, and probably gonna get sued.
> Get a knife and kill her
> Call her parents, who still don't know about the nudes because they don't have a ig page, and say we're on a vacation in Brazil
I've been fucking her dead body ever since. It really smells like shit but I'm still happy as fuck. Worth it.
Prove it.
>It really smells like shit but I'm still happy as fuck.
What's it like when it's cold and dry?
I have a rape-ish story to share if anyone's interested.
Trips demand
On it. Kinda long though so might take a while
Go on, why not :D
At least you got laid.
He could've witnessed a rape.
Good point, I would beat the shit out of the rapist instinctively.
>be me
>in public restroom at park
>little girl about 7 yrs old come in
>follow her into bathroom
>tell her i can help
>pull out dick *instant boner
>rape her
le end
Haha you serious? Give more info how was it
Not sure if last reply came through so how was it? Give the details :p
That's a stupid story, and you should feel bad. Do the world a favor and kill yourself.
>Your Mom let's you have TEN WIENERS?!!