0,2,4,6,8 are truths
1,3,5,7,9 are lies
I will finish college
0,2,4,6,8 are truths
1,3,5,7,9 are lies
I will finish college
It will get better
Fuck
I didn't ask for these feels
I'm gonna suck dick
Sup Forums is a good place
I am the new adolf hitler
people will donate me 40 EUR [email protected]
I will run the world
I will kill myself
I will gas the muslims
I will be the leader of the world
They will start a rebellion and burn me alive
I'm fucked
no
That escalated quickly
I'll get noticed for my hard work
i will get a girlfriend
Yes. And there's absolutely not a thing you can do about it.
Yes
What
I will win the jackpot.
Damn
IF YOU'RE NOT FEMINIST, YOU'RE SEXIST
You won't
You can't stop me. I will run the world.
No. You're just a cuck like the rest of us in this threa.
No
I guess you are right.
Fuck all you betafags, I'm the only one non-cuck in this thread
lmao.
dubs get
cuck
I am the only non-cuck in this thread
You are
...
i will pass my exams
Bush did 9/11
Fäg
despite how retarded this is that gave me hope
also my plans will succeed
HAHAHAHAHA
...
This post is porn
We all have aids
I will fuck my crush and potentially become her boyfriend this summer.
You won't
You are here just to contradict everything aren't you?
I'm secretly Jewish
...
No
there should be a rule so that, the newer replies do not hold any sway to the older statement.
I will have a friend
I will be so far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.
I will be a student by summer
i will get my year
OP cannot stop sucking dicks.
I wont kill myself tonight
OP was sucking dicks in the first place
This thread is clearly broken, given that is the truth. Rules of this thread are null and void now.
The Holocaust was actually fun for everyone involved
gonna get laid by a hot girl this year
i love my wife
I'll have a girlfriend
I exist
i will have a happy life
fuck
Nobody loves you or myself
i will make it into the military
That's a lie
i will lose all this weight
I won't die alone..
But you're beautiful the way you are.
im not a fag
it'll happen next sunday
she loves me
I like girls
she still likes mee
I made her cum before I did.
How did it know
Evens are lies
Odds are truth
I will get married again and have children.
Because it's a double edge. Like Tumblr users.
Christianity.
I'm voting for Trump.
There's still a chance
Hillary Clinton is God's will and our savior.
I will find love
Bernie sanders gets assassinated during his presidency because he's an ignorant prick that blames an American made system.
There's someone for me
I'm God ask for blessings
russia will take over america and putin will jack me off with his big russian hands
My cock is larger than 4"
The world will soon end
op is a faggot
Tomorrow I'll have a pretty tasteful breakfast
God is dead
This post is a lie
I will have a good rest of my life
Trump wins
I will be happy for my entire life.
and is assassinated immediately
I will kill someone