0,2,4,6,8 are truths

0,2,4,6,8 are truths

1,3,5,7,9 are lies

I will finish college

It will get better

Fuck

I didn't ask for these feels

I'm gonna suck dick

Sup Forums is a good place

I am the new adolf hitler

people will donate me 40 EUR [email protected]

I will run the world

I will kill myself

I will gas the muslims

I will be the leader of the world

They will start a rebellion and burn me alive

I'm fucked

no

That escalated quickly

I'll get noticed for my hard work

i will get a girlfriend

Yes. And there's absolutely not a thing you can do about it.

Yes

What

I will win the jackpot.

Damn

IF YOU'RE NOT FEMINIST, YOU'RE SEXIST

You won't

You can't stop me. I will run the world.

No. You're just a cuck like the rest of us in this threa.

No

I guess you are right.

Fuck all you betafags, I'm the only one non-cuck in this thread

lmao.
dubs get

cuck

I am the only non-cuck in this thread

You are

...

i will pass my exams

Bush did 9/11

Fäg

despite how retarded this is that gave me hope

also my plans will succeed

HAHAHAHAHA

...

This post is porn

We all have aids

I will fuck my crush and potentially become her boyfriend this summer.

You won't

You are here just to contradict everything aren't you?

I'm secretly Jewish

...

No

there should be a rule so that, the newer replies do not hold any sway to the older statement.

I will have a friend

I will be so far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

I will be a student by summer

i will get my year

OP cannot stop sucking dicks.

I wont kill myself tonight

OP was sucking dicks in the first place

This thread is clearly broken, given that is the truth. Rules of this thread are null and void now.

The Holocaust was actually fun for everyone involved

gonna get laid by a hot girl this year

i love my wife

I'll have a girlfriend

I exist

i will have a happy life

fuck

Nobody loves you or myself

i will make it into the military

That's a lie

i will lose all this weight

I won't die alone..

But you're beautiful the way you are.

im not a fag

it'll happen next sunday

she loves me

I like girls

she still likes mee

I made her cum before I did.

How did it know

Evens are lies
Odds are truth

I will get married again and have children.

Because it's a double edge. Like Tumblr users.

Christianity.

I'm voting for Trump.

There's still a chance

Hillary Clinton is God's will and our savior.

I will find love

Bernie sanders gets assassinated during his presidency because he's an ignorant prick that blames an American made system.

There's someone for me

I'm God ask for blessings

russia will take over america and putin will jack me off with his big russian hands

My cock is larger than 4"

The world will soon end

op is a faggot

Tomorrow I'll have a pretty tasteful breakfast

God is dead

This post is a lie

I will have a good rest of my life

Trump wins

I will be happy for my entire life.

and is assassinated immediately

I will kill someone