Roast me /b

Roast me /b

take it to /soc/ faggot.

Your ears are different sizes and your haircut hurts me.

I'm also unsure you're older than 18...

Underage b&

>Filename
>photo 2
>he took two photos and decides this was the better one...

u look gay

>filename

and take it to /soc/ faggot

forgot to timestamp the first one

got nudes?

You look like Zac Carper from FIDLAR

Spiderman thread

Here's one where I don't look rearded

Wrong

what's a /B?

you still look retarded. You should probably just kill yourself.

Lmao

Still look retarded you titty sucking faggot.

Mole lookin, spiderman drawin, george lopez hair havin
Havent even finished the laundry, lookin underage piece of spray tanned baby faced child

Zac plz go

My sister drew that for me

This guy gets it.

nudes bro

Fucker beat me to it

Marvel Shirt? Check.
Shitty Twin Bed? Check.
Borderline autistic? Check.
Only decor is a $5 Walmart lamp? Check.

Yessir you are true Sup Forumstard

You were the cum load your mom should've swallowed.

Where's your KKK hood and AR15?

you remind me of this asshole from sgu

Gotta go fast

You look like the broadside of a barn, fat, easy to shoot, and too lazy to find friends or a girlfriend to roast you.

Checked

Jokes on you i'm problematically thin
everything else is acurate

You look like the kid from the Polar Express, except he managed to get laid. You on the other hand require a pat on a back with a ten foot pole because you're a fucking troll.

Lmao

odds fap
evens sleep

I'm still waiting on nudes

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You look like you have daddy issues with that asymmetric face. It looks as if you were sucking a dick and your boyfriend decided to donkey punch you.

face u cunt

Lmao

aww, come on. include face. btw you fucking hot

CHING CHONG CHING CHONG SHOWA TIME

face bump

All the radiation from the bombs must've gave your family autism dumb ass chink.

watch out guys, he's a stoner

What the hell is that

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His lamp, you fucking retards

U asked to be roast and ill roast your sister to because frankly she probably draws better than you

True

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Wassup joseph gordon levitt

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is that markiplier jr??

Hey dude. You seem like a nice guy and I don't want to kick someone when they're down. I will pray for you. God bless.

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winrar

Wow it really looks like the chemtrails have already taken quick affect on the American public. If you looked any stupider I'd bet you think that Bush didn't use his hologram planes and I hope the water people get you.

If even you were my boy, I wouldn't bounce on that dick.

nigga, your eyebrow gap is so big it goes all the way back to slavery

Hm. I detect some Japanese ancestry. Or some other oriental ancestry, which at one point was raped by a Jap.

lulz

Were you born in Cali to a white dad and Filipino mom?

Canada to a white dad native mom

so you have a foreskin then?

Nope

Look Above

to the post directly above this one? or did you give a more thorough answer elsewhere ITT?

Ohh, I see. Though frankly, the way you grafted your face onto makes me suspicious that the dick pic isn't actually yours. Why did you do it that way?

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that's good at least imho, though I saw the above pic and also wonder about . kinda fishy, yaknow?

I dont think that was OP who pasted the face onto the dickpic...

I was the jap that raped his ancestor. Grandfather i believe.

then if you don't mind saying, what region or city in canada are you native (pardon the pun) to yourself?

Alberta

I met her once.......

Any chance of a timestamped dick pic? If you have the time it'd be appreciated

nice. and if you also don't mind saying, are you happy you're snipped?

i've heard mixed things about alberta. also, bump for

7.5/10

Wanna see this

yeah, a little verification would be nice. not that I'd ever accuse op of trolling...

jonathan monds?

why'd you suddenly leave your thread :(

roast me

idk but i'm like 95% sure my brother knows this kid

your timestamp suggests you're one time zone to the left of alberta. just sayin

That was an hour ago?

can confirm that it's alberta time

sheet, thought the thread was only 40 minutes old

I mean, it's perfectly o.k. if this isn't OP's dick here, I just kinda would like to know

Nope

funboy, go play with your legos kid and get the fuck off this.