Help me Sup Forums, I'm high on cocaine, what should i do?

Help me Sup Forums, I'm high on cocaine, what should i do?

buy more cocaine

rob a bank. or 7/11 while recording it on your cellphone, at the end, Put "Reddit made me do it!"

Jump out of the window. Turns out if you are on cocaine you can fly.

Enjoy your night!

Get yourself some booze. A high-powered cocktail should do just fine. Effects wear off within an hour if you don't do anymore.

shoe moar that is

Masturbate ferociously then sit in sadness when you realize your dick wont work

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Kek!

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I'm already drinking beer, i got at least 7 or 6 cans of 550ml of beer in the fridge

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die because your heart is racing OMG WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ITS TIME TO GO ACCEPT AND MOVE ON user UH OH ITS FASTER!!!!! CALL 9111!!!!!!!!

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never lies, cya op

PUT THE MOTHERFUCKING CHEESE IN THE MOTHERFUCKING CRUST, OP.

That's quite sad but truey, sometimes actually, I tucked i girl once while on coke, my dick was erect and working after like 7 hours

U can't even see the damn numbers, i dunno if I'm accelerate or drunk, cannot distinguish (sorry my English is even worse while I'm drunk

dubs don't lie

OP here I think I'm going to the street mess with some prostitutes and post a webm after

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Dubs decide what to do with my hand
>inb4 cutting