Come up, peasants, and ask the mighty, all knowing Deer anything your heart desires. Every answer is correct and just

Come up, peasants, and ask the mighty, all knowing Deer anything your heart desires. Every answer is correct and just.

Is op a faggot?

the deer has spoken

should i kill myself oh mighty deer?

should i ask this bitchass deer a question?

Do People like me? I need this right now

will i finally die in my sleep tonight and end my suffering

i need my answer

am i cute?

a shit

fuck you deer, a shit

A SHIIIIT

Do I cry tonight?

if i chill out i'm cute? the fuck deer? i need a straight answer

Is the deer gay

Is this bitch worth it?

am i cute? yes or no you fucking faggot

Is killing myself the best option?

Will I get anywhere with my new job?

Faggot ass deer. Are you a trap deer?

roll

Are we gonna end up together and be happy?

Should I tell her?

Sorry, user.

Will we ever be together and happy again?

rollin

Does she feel the same way?

should i cheat?

Is the deer going to kill us all?

Will I ever be long term happy

am i gonna meet someone

Is the deer a college Drop out?

Will God grant me the power to devour the souls of all mortals?

Roll

Is the deer going to kill us all?

awesome. am i gonna have this impromptu down by the end of summer?

Is the deer a zombie?

fantaisie impromptu, opus 66. am i gonna have it down?

is it summer yet?

i suppose you're right
is she ever gonna call me back?

Will I ever regain the ability to have an erection?

Do they float?

Should I ask Violette to marry me?

will i find love on mexico?

Is the plural of deer, deers?

Will be Trump be elected?

of course it is
thanks deer, last question
did she ever actually love me?

we will fuck?

Can I get with Amy

Is Morgan freeman an immortal God?

give me a straight answer, please, it matters to me

wife?

Will I consistently get 35 hours at work?

it's too fucking late to work for it deer she's gone already

Will Hillary Clinton win the race

Should i an hero

Should I buy the pc m8?

yes

Will i die alone with regret from a life that achieved nothing?

Will her and I be together ?

Should i build it

Will I successfully be able to gain access to my friends Facebook account this week?

grats dude

Will I get laid in the next 4 weeks?

is she gonna tear me apart? is she dangerous?

... Starting to get concerned. Trump will win, but it doesn't matter who wins? This deer is like, predicting the end times or something... Are you, oh mighty deer?

The deer has spoken, and I couldn't say it better myself.

Serious deer, is this you?

should I an-hero?

Is my bed confortable?

Is she still interested in me?

Almighty Deer, trump will be the next president of the United States of America. This is not a question, this is a proclamation

Shit

is my dick big enough?

Am I blackm

Dear deer, will my life be filled with fun

rip

Will anybody ever love me?

does she loves me?

...

Am I going to be wealthy?

Rollin

Should I kill myself before going back from my year abroad?

Should I cum?

do i have a good bod comin up

Will I survive Army basic training?

Is my dick big enough for her?

so ill still get what i want with out it

Is she going to be my gf soon?

will i find true love

just tell me if im gon be hacked in 6 months

will i?

Will my stocks do good on monday?

Is she into me?

just tell me if im gon be jacked in 6 months

Will this girl I'm talking to marry me

will sam and i fuck soon?

Does eli like me

will working out be the work i need to put in

just tell me already will i find true love that won't leave or cheat or kill me