Come up, peasants, and ask the mighty, all knowing Deer anything your heart desires. Every answer is correct and just.
Come up, peasants, and ask the mighty, all knowing Deer anything your heart desires. Every answer is correct and just
Is op a faggot?
the deer has spoken
should i kill myself oh mighty deer?
should i ask this bitchass deer a question?
Do People like me? I need this right now
will i finally die in my sleep tonight and end my suffering
i need my answer
am i cute?
a shit
fuck you deer, a shit
A SHIIIIT
Do I cry tonight?
if i chill out i'm cute? the fuck deer? i need a straight answer
Is the deer gay
Is this bitch worth it?
am i cute? yes or no you fucking faggot
Is killing myself the best option?
Will I get anywhere with my new job?
Faggot ass deer. Are you a trap deer?
roll
Are we gonna end up together and be happy?
Should I tell her?
Sorry, user.
Will we ever be together and happy again?
rollin
Does she feel the same way?
should i cheat?
Is the deer going to kill us all?
Will I ever be long term happy
am i gonna meet someone
Is the deer a college Drop out?
Will God grant me the power to devour the souls of all mortals?
Roll
Is the deer going to kill us all?
awesome. am i gonna have this impromptu down by the end of summer?
Is the deer a zombie?
fantaisie impromptu, opus 66. am i gonna have it down?
is it summer yet?
i suppose you're right
is she ever gonna call me back?
Will I ever regain the ability to have an erection?
Do they float?
Should I ask Violette to marry me?
will i find love on mexico?
Is the plural of deer, deers?
Will be Trump be elected?
of course it is
thanks deer, last question
did she ever actually love me?
we will fuck?
Can I get with Amy
Is Morgan freeman an immortal God?
give me a straight answer, please, it matters to me
wife?
Will I consistently get 35 hours at work?
it's too fucking late to work for it deer she's gone already
Will Hillary Clinton win the race
Should i an hero
Should I buy the pc m8?
yes
Will i die alone with regret from a life that achieved nothing?
Will her and I be together ?
Should i build it
Will I successfully be able to gain access to my friends Facebook account this week?
grats dude
Will I get laid in the next 4 weeks?
is she gonna tear me apart? is she dangerous?
... Starting to get concerned. Trump will win, but it doesn't matter who wins? This deer is like, predicting the end times or something... Are you, oh mighty deer?
The deer has spoken, and I couldn't say it better myself.
Serious deer, is this you?
should I an-hero?
Is my bed confortable?
Is she still interested in me?
Almighty Deer, trump will be the next president of the United States of America. This is not a question, this is a proclamation
Shit
is my dick big enough?
Am I blackm
Dear deer, will my life be filled with fun
rip
Will anybody ever love me?
does she loves me?
...
Am I going to be wealthy?
Rollin
Should I kill myself before going back from my year abroad?
Should I cum?
do i have a good bod comin up
Will I survive Army basic training?
Is my dick big enough for her?
so ill still get what i want with out it
Is she going to be my gf soon?
will i find true love
just tell me if im gon be hacked in 6 months
will i?
Will my stocks do good on monday?
Is she into me?
just tell me if im gon be jacked in 6 months
Will this girl I'm talking to marry me
will sam and i fuck soon?
Does eli like me
will working out be the work i need to put in
just tell me already will i find true love that won't leave or cheat or kill me