hey Sup Forums, femanon here...
just letting you boys know that big dicks do matter. girls who say that average is satisfying enough are just slut shaming bitches just trying to make you little boys feel more like a man.
sorry to break it to you, but no girl actually wants something average, they want something that will actually fill them up and make them cum. ;D
that's called opinions you retard.
Where did my dubs go
Nice copypasta faggot
I don't have a bait reaction image but now I regret not grabbing one.
ur body is gross. i wouldnt even stick my 5 incher in that
Oh here they are !
Whatever.
Just go find 10 black guys and get your life fucked up then if you want above average dick.
Then you'll make another thread about you being a single mother.
>copypasta
>???
>sage
No... thats not them. Where could they be?
congrats, could care less xd
Not like I'll ever get laid so it doesn't matter to me.
Well on my way to becoming a wizard.
I know it's bait, but for any anons who think this is actually true, it's not.
Dicks that are larger than average hurt like a bitch, and odds are girls are going to want something that doesn't make them feel like they're being stabbed to death via cervix.
Also most women can't achieve an orgasm vaginally, big dick or not.
You are fine the way you are, bigger is not better
the best part of these threads is that they're always exclusively posted by males
For you
Meh, good thing that I am a faggot.
Come here, user, I will suck your dick
You have disgusting bacne, whore
Xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
Oh look a female who thinks her opinion matters.
Here fam
this again...
Found 'um.
Nice shoop faggot
No one wants anything average. Everyone wants everything great. As a result, you'd better rhave double d's and a nice ass or you'll never be the object of fantasy either.
Damn, nice ass! :-D
over used zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Those sticky notes don't even look real anymore.
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Thanks homie
This is bait for all of you summerfags out there
Even though thread is bait, this is good post
If the girls I'm with say that they like my dick, even if they're lying, does it really matter?
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tripz
Boo boo, I got you
Also nice trips
That's fucking shopped because no girl would ever let your greasy ass anywhere near them. You could have elephantiasis of the dick you're still a fucking neckbeard that'll never fuck anything but whales.
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No those were the wrong ones. I was looking for these
>tfw 5"
Well I might as well kill myself.
Oh wait, I could just ignore you whores and live my life happily. Enjoy being whores.
No guy wants to settle for anything less than a virgin. You're used goods.
Sincerely, 8 1/2 inches
Get out cuck
The note Is obviously shopped in. Also if you can only enjoy 8in plus your cunt is ruined.
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Not actually true, vaginas are pretty elastic.
Childbirth is really one of the only things that can fuck it up long term, taking a 8" dick for ten years isn't going to turn it into a giant jelly chute.
Sorry, but people with big dicks only like girls with big tits, under double D and don't even try ;D
holy shit everyone got triggered despite the note being clearly shopped.
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It does actually, taking anything in the vagina for an extended period of time loosens it. It will go back to normal when it isn't being used, but the point still stands.
>claim only 8 inches of dick will satisfy
>"tight"
nah. You've just got a huge box
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lmao this
The point is that it goes back to normal. It's not like any woman who takes a big dick is ruined forever.
As it stands, big dicks are generally not that pleasant.
I'm here for the shitposting
My dick is only like 6+ but me and my fiancée both get off on the act of sex with each other rather than actually fucking. So idk
No timestamp Nice bait faggot kys now
I'm not really understanding what you're trying to say.
Lol tight.
I am a fenamon too, and you are wrong.
I'm glad i didnt have to point this out
same
hmmm that ass looks familiar
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Not entirely true. Been with a few chicks that had kids, most had nice pussies still...
Damn, that's some stale ass b8
This thread again
You must be femanon, because you think the rules don't apply to you, retarded fuckng bitches
You know whats not sexy?
Your fucking back acne.
Why are you being rude to the people who are defending your micro penis?
Also tits are only nessecary when requesting something.
Sure thing give me your kik and I'll show you an 8 incher.
I think it's time for you to go back under your bridge and think a little harder and be a little CREATIVE on the next thread you make OP
so, you're the left guy
>could care less
>implying you actually care
UUUU
These quads, also we get off on like the idea of fucking than actually fucking.
I did before, reached 350 posts
Holy shit, first quads ever.
And I can understand that. The anticipation is much more pleasant than the act itself.
kek, nigger lover
>>Tight pussy
>>Needs 8 inches for pleasure
Pick one you slut
Still haven't proved a single thing on this thread yet nice photo from 4 days ago
nice paint skills
How do you guys have
Do you guys even try anymore?
> Feb 16
GODDAMMIT, YOU IDIOTS ARE TAKING THE BAIT!!!
This thread is almost as common as the fucking never ending story/atheist threads.
You're all newfags.
Winter is coming you fuckers.
Bravo!
Learn the fucking rules Newfag.
Lurk more
All femanons are required to Tits or GTFO
Femanons who are stating their femininity in order to get something are required to tits of GTFO, because it's them admitting the only thing they have to offer is their body, and that's all they're good for.
If a femanon is asking for nothing there is no reason to offer their bodies.
part 5 and 7 both have hook stands and you choose part 4?
Bro, fuck off.
There's a reason we have those rules, and this isn't one of them.
Besides, if she's not felating my cock, she's at least felating my ego.
Fuck the fuck off newfag fuck.
Anonymous board.
There is no reason to identify as a femanon unless you want special treatment.
In this instance, the femanons want their opinions to be valued more because they are femanon.
Therefore Tits or GTFO
And you should kill yourself
Sure is Summer in here
No amount of cock will help that horrendous back acne
>all these mad kids
the girl in the pic is gorgeous, cute little birthmarks, tight pink asshole and pussy
ya'll just mad cause you got average size dingalangs
In this situation people with ACTUAL VAGINAS are sharing about what feels best to ACTUAL VAGINAS.
So, again, they are using their own experience in having dicks in those vaginas to tell you that your tiny dick is adequate.
>2016
>sage
I'm not the one who made that image
Because some micro penised faggot says he likes your small cock?
LEARN THE FUCKING RULES
The rules are there for exactly this kind of situation
Yeah, welcome to Sup Forums, this is probably your first time seeing this shitthread.
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Only, with no TITS or GTFO there is no way to verify their femininity.
The failure to provide time stamped tits is proof they are simply faggots
Learn the rules retard
It's all camera angle I'm 5 inches but If i send one like this n let the girl know im into bdsm trust me I can give them the best orgasm in 1 night
Inb,I'm not black