Sup Forums, How do I find my neighbors home phone number...

Sup Forums, How do I find my neighbors home phone number? This douchebag son of a bitch rides his unmuffled motorcycle in our neighborhood at 12am-3am several nights a week. I see some phone number websites, but they look sketchy and you have to pay. Are they the only way? I want to call him in the middle of the night every night and wake his ass up. If there is no way to get it or he doesn't have a home phone, what is another way to fuck with him Sup Forums? Will deliver in a few weeks if I get a good idea.

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put wet jolly ranchers on his motorcycle

Just walk up to him next time he's done riding, and blow his fucking temple in.

buy some high test monofilament fishing line and stretch it across a couple of telephone poles where he will be riding. He'll get the message when his head comes off.

Knock on door/ Ring the shit out of the doorbell then ditch

Ask him what his phone number is

File a complaint with local law enforcement..? Surely the issue can be resolved, especially if he's riding around like an ass during that time of day.

I tried and the police didn't want to do anything

maybe the ol' banana in the tail pipe gag?

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Get a fucking phone book you retard.

Why aren't you fucking with his bike? Does he park it in a garage or something?
Also, buy earplugs you dolt. They make pretty good ones.

I don't know his name

What are you, stupid?

He actually parks it outside.

Look at his mail. Search his address online.
there are ways.

Everyone's number is in the phonebook you fuck head.

Now the cops will have a suspect when you torch his bike

Bru, this is a no brainer. There is a veritable cornucopia of ways to stop his bike from running. Pour sugar in his gas tank or hammer a bunch of nails into the walls of his tires. At the very least you could slash up the dudes seat.

Im pretty sure that the whitepages don't list peoples address. And I've tried the whitepages website and it lists and old couple who used to live there and thats it. We have group mailboxes with locks so I cant get in his mail.

Your idea sucks because OP obviously doesn't know this guy's name. He's trying to be inconspicuous about the whole thing, so rooting through his neighbors mailbox isn't really a fucking option.

OP here, Im not sure if the police will have a suspect. I called and complained to the police, and they told me to call the "safety officer". I left him a message because he didn't pick up. He probably deleted it and forgot about it because he never called me back.

my asshole neighbors had this dog that they would not train to shut the fuck up, just leave it out side and not give a fuck all day, they are also terrible with their kids like oh my god how is just anyone able to breed.

so one day i just left an anonymous note in their mail politely asking them to train their dog not to bark or put it inside and i told them many options on how and it was an over helpful note but at th end i put like if this problem cannot be resolved i hope i wont have to take care of it myself or something like that haha

they stopped the next day and for the couple years

saw it had a bark collar one time


basically apply this same logic haha

I never filed an official report

Then reach out to your city council rep

op is just as much as a faggot for a petty attempt at revenge, you are like a child hurr he making big noises i must make noise back

>haha, you're childish for wanting some quiet during the wee hours of the night

You are a faggot that doesn't have to wake up at 5 to go to work.

Of course he doesn't. He has all the comforts in his mother's basement.

lay those black spikes cops use to bust tires around on the ground

he propably wont see em