Would you do it Sup Forums?

Would you do it Sup Forums?

MAGA

I may not agree with him but I would help him up because I'm not a fucking sociopath.

And maybe he'll let me fuck his daughter.

...

him help because I'm not a fucking Tudor that puts politics above helping some one in danger of losing their life

Yes mister Trump , the wall is now tall enough.

Take a leak on him while singing the Mexican national anthem

I would save him because I'm not a shitty person who lets people die.

And even if I was, I would still do it because I would probably end up rich afterwards.

Save the president what else?

Even if I hated him I'd still help him because I'm not an autist like. or

Ill piss on his face.

I hope you're the first deported

Fag, I found your shirt

la cucaracha?

Why is Sup Forums full of liberals? Or maybe they're just shitposting.
No one is autistic enough to just let a man fall to his death, right?

That's what the Mexican people are anyways

>autist
i just remembered why Sup Forums is normie central.

Only a Bernie supporter deals in shitposts

save him tell him my back got fucked up trying to save him he give me monis.

Nice trips....

Me: I'll help you out for $100,000
Him: Sure, fine, whatever!
Me: I was going to help you anyway. *helps him up.
Me: I still want that money, though.
We start walking away.
Me: *Pulls him by the suit jacket, throwing him off the building.

Pull him up like any decent human being.

I'd want him to owe me a favor though. Nothing crazy, just if I need something down the road.

Oh, and the right to contact him once a year to prove to my friends I saved the Donald.

What the fuck?
You don't get the money and you just killed him, so why do you help him in the first place?
I swear Sup Forums gets deeper and deeper into the shitmines as we go.

I'd dig my heels into his fucking knuckles and hum the ol' national all his way down.

Tell him I'll help him for a small loan of a million dollars

Satan has spoken!
And I like what he says

Hail Hydra!

It's scary how accurate this post actually is...

This user would rather perpetuate the bullshit that has had our nation suffering for 80 years, in an almost trance-like devotion to the people destroying user's nation, prosperity, freedom, and etc........

You're one confused individual, user...

I would save him so that he can make America great again.

Samefag sure wants Bernie's cock

I doubt it does any good for even Donald Trump to fall off a building. Your Hitlers or bin Ladens, maybe. So Trump lives. I'd denounce him in the inevitable interviews, though, maybe enough to push him out of the running.

Which means Hillary takes it, because for some reason the media/voters in America are confused by more than two choices and only know how to talk about Democrats and Republicans. Look how well that's worked out.

Hillary's a snake, but I trust her to sit down at a table and negotiate. Trump is too much of a loose cannon. I'm not voting for either. How can I ethically say "I think one of these two people would make a good leader"?

This is the best America has to offer, really? Fuck that.

Between the two of them, sad to say, Hillary is the better choice. If you're going to vote for more of *this*

Help him because he'd give me small loan

People keep saying "pull him up" like it's some simple task. Have you ever tried pulling up someone off a precipice, who's hanging off with their hands with their full weight off the ground?

With so little space for leverage, and with such a heavy man, most of us are more likely to fall off with him than manage to save him, because most of us aren't rescue workers.

I wouldn't help him because I know I couldn't. I'd just get myself killed trying. I don't like the guy, but I wouldn't kill him on purpose. However, I wouldn't consider him worth risking my own life to that degree.

The fuck is this cringe

I'd turn 360 degrees and walk away

Then vote for him

Of?

It was never about the money.
It was about making him agree to give me something of his in return for my help.
It was about making him consider I possibly didn't want the money, and then making him think I wanted the money, or maybe I was joking about that, too.
It was making him think I saved his life, making him think he wasn't going to die that day.
It was about throwing him off the building, as he's falling, he's thinking about what happened, as he continues to fall, he'll start to understand that I manipulated his thoughts and feelings, that I betrayed him, that I was the one that killed him.
It was about allowing him to think about how I valued his life more than money, and valued it gone.

lol jk
I just wanted to write a funny.
:D

eh i can care less. i'd help the asshole up regardless just that this scene was the first thing that came to mind.
eh i'm a real 'murican and i'm not going to vote. stay hip memester

Save him and become a millionaire. Ez choice

Help out the future God Emperor.

Implying this wasent a test of His might

>I just wanted to write a funny

......

I bet you don't even know the first line of the anthem...

You do know Sup Forums is a site for ages 18+ right?

WTF MAN!!! u fucking stupid if you turn 360 degrees you will end up in the same spot... how dumb you can get

they're more like spiders. some are dangerous, most just try and survive. Spiders help keep bugs out the house (something we hate doing) Mexicans help by doing the shitty jobs we hate doing too. they're both icky and we wish they weren't around, but they do help out a bit. I guess.

>"why are you hanging off the side of this building trumpster?" as i pull him back up
>he says nothing as he reaches into his pocket
>he pulls out a small loan of a million dollars
>"because i was looking for the man that would look past how much of a dank meme i am and help me up" he says with a big smile on his face
>"trumpledor i dont know what to say.. this is so kind of you to do" as i take the money from his hands
>"you dont have to say anything, just know you're one in a million" he says as he starts cackling madly at his own pun
>i then proceed to push him off the building

>I doubt it does any good for even Donald Trump to fall off a building
Well, if you don't want Trump elected then he definitely won't get elected if he falls.

Found yours too buddy

Smells like summer

This. What better way to MAGA than to save our King.

Save him
Get many monies for saving him

No one but Berniefags finds this shit funny

every fucking time

significantly less funny, so much so that it is negative funny

Lift him up by his hair.

Nice pic saving skills

You're on full damage control

Help him up and ask him for a fee of 10 million for saving his life.

literally. every. fucking. time.

Wow, those are the smallest hands I've ever seen.

Cum on his face

I dont know was i trying to funny

A human life worth depends.
If it's Trump's life, $10m sounds right
If it's you, $5.99 per bone intact sounds right

people falling for bait or just baiting bait? these threads are comfy as fuck for shitposting tbh fam.
[spoiler]:^)[spoiler]

You obviously haven't read the art of the deal.
Assuming there were no eyewitnesses, him not giving you a fucking thing wouldn't effect his reputation at all, and seeing as how half the country hates him anyway, even if he did flake out, his supporters would find some way to judge him.
Unless you tell him to give you ten million dollars or you'll let him drop, and if that's the case then it's extortion. Even if he did agree to it, he would just turn it around and sue your ass into the dirt after the fact.

im a Hillary supporter

Go fucking fuck yourselves, you colossal mother fucking, punk ass, bitched faced, extra large fucking faggots.

I'd save his life, dude would probably give me millions of dollars and a house in Los Angeles out of gratitude

some way to justify him*

I feel like at this point Trump is practically guaranteed to win.

Standing at the precipice, watching the soon to be most powerful man in the world dangling off the edge, begging me for mercy... at this point, I become the most powerful man in the world.

I'm not sure what I'd end up actually doing in the end, but I do know I'd take a moment to masturbate and cream myself at the thought of the power over destiny I've been given. I'd savor it as he starts to lose his grip.

But then comes the actual choice. I don't have strong feelings about the guy one way or the other. He's got some points, but he's also kind of a buffoon. I'd probably let him fall since he just saw me masturbate over the sight of him dangling off the cliff and probably will misunderstand and say bad things about me to the media. I can't have that. Might cream myself again as he falls into the abyss and screams.

No, because then we'd have Shillary as president. Also, this.

Thats alot of fucking.

Same thing

the fisherman gets fished? we can never know.

>Letting a man fall to his death is a Liberal thing.

Did you use a thesaurus to write that?

Only a liberal would put politics over morals.

This has to be bait or its just the manifestation of Tumblr

Gr8 b8 m8

You're an idiot.
You're even more of an idiot.
Trump may be a piece of shit, but at least he isn't a puppet with literally 0 ideals.

That's one of the dumbest thing's I've heard all year. You get the stupid award for today, buddy. Go home and show mommy.

I think even Trump supporters wouldn't say he's exactly a generous man. He could easily get away with not rewarding you at all for saving him, and he probably wouldn't, even if he promised to under duress.

I'd RKO that nigga so hard we would both die of whiplash before we hit the ground

And you belong on Tumblr, your point?

Bend the fuck over for your new pres OP

Help him fall.

Hamerica,
Hamerica,
God shed his grace on Trump,
And crown thy Trump,
with kingly-hood,
From wall to shining wall.

Is summer almost fucking over yet holy shit

Go back to bed you little autist

I would slowly saw away at his fingers, and then watch him get smaller and smaller XD

You're a lot of fucking.

I used my mother fucking vocabulary, mother fucker.

I don't fucking use Tumblr, you fucking retarded ass, low-life, lacking of intellect, repulsive, ignorant, delusional, faggot ass, piece of human garbage shit.

>grab his hand and help him up
>he thanks me
>I try my best to utter a "your welcome" to the amazing Trump
>I notice he's looking down
>I look down and realize i'm still holding his hand
>I look back up to see him smiling that beautiful grin
>his sexy hair blows in the wind and his ocean blue eyes sparkle in the sun
>he suddenly gabs me and passionately kisses me hard
>i'm so shocked that I don't even realize he has spun me around, thrown me down on all fours, and is sodomizing my ass
>I'm screaming for him to "make my ass great again"
>He's spanking my ass hard and I notice two people sneak up on us
>We are both surprised to see Bill and Hillary
>Hillary is completely naked and Bill has a large grin on his face as he cooly says "alright, let's get this party started..."
>Bill clinton shoves my face into her hairy muff
>I begin choking on pubes, cobwebs, and I swear I can faintly hear her vagina screaming "vote for me"
>I tongue her bat cave like an angry lezbo feminist
>I suddenly hear Trump screaming "OUT OUT OUT"
>I look to see what the commotion is about
>I see Bernie Sanders, naked except for a chastity device on his small cock, poking about wondering whats going on
>He ends up muttering something about socialism and goes away
>Trump reaches around and strokes my throbbing cock
>My groan in agonizing pleasure into Clinton's pussy echos
>Bill Clinton has wraped Clinton's 12 feet pancake titties around his cock and is using it like a fleshlight
>The pleasure is unbearable
>the pressure begins to build
>I don't even notice that trump is leaning in my ear
>He whispers "Build the wall..."
>All of us simultaneously climax

no fuck you mother fucker fucking implying I'm not fucking 25 fucking years old mother fucker fuck you you fucking faggot ass fucking mother fucking cunt ass fucking pussy faggot mother fucker fucking fuck you you fucking cunt of a fucking dick ass cheese licking mother fucker fuck you and your fucking computer you mother fucking waste of a life form mother fucking waste of atoms fucking biological meatbag fucking piece of shit

Save this great man.

and we would make america great again!

Illegals first, then useless welfare cases, and solve the violent sand potato issue all the while.

There's a lot of "mother fucking" in your vocabulary, is it like that in your life as well?

You disagree, I see? Think about this. A conservative will speak his mind about what is right, regardless of what is "politically correct". A liberal will eschew moral understanding in order to censor and control speech to their liking.

Apply that to their actions in more extreme areas. Bloody revolutions are a liberal undertaking, with the resulting government always being left-wing compared to the previous conservative government.

Liberals are all about politics. They want government to control everything to create the safest possible environment. They want to make up new laws so people have to accept their minority agendas. They want to place everything into equal little boxes.

Conservatives, however, are about traditions, values, and family. It's about common sense and decency. Certain groups are oppressed, but they're oppressed for a reason: because they're immoral. They may be against the laws of creation, or simply devalue the morals of others. We don't do something because it's permitted, we do it because it's right.

Think about that for a little bit. The right thing to do is save a man's life. A liberal doesn't agree with his policies, and puts a minority agenda above a man's life. A true conservative wouldn't let a man fall just because he disagreed with him.

Save him and acquire reward money

Thats alot of big boy word.

Never been there in my life. Very odd derivation. Alas, I wasn't expecting you to be intelligent.
>"You're an idiot."

Samuel?

You quoted something I didn't even say
I'm confused.