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Move to Malaxia edition

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MALAYSIA

BOLEH

More like Malingsia wkwkwkwkwk

malesbian

at least Malaysia can do it

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>Malay Faction
>lol its actually Majapahit
what did they mean by this?

I love watching Sir David Attenborough's programmes

youtube.com/watch?v=paSTsGimYZg

>left looks like a character from dynasty warriors
>centre looks like those fire breathers you find in Bali or Oceania
>right looks like a Victorian gentleman with a nice moustache who likes to "explore the world and bring civilisation to these savages"

Saudis in our Audis

Flipvong is a slut

but you're the best slut

stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid

>tfw you wake up and there's cum on your face

do you feel like a cute girl yet?

we all are cute girls actually in here :)

gising na

Pssst. Hey Indon.

ngising????

lelong

om please telolet me om.. uh.. uh.. please... te-lo-let me om.. ah.. ah. om please oooooooommmm

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duterte

ahhhh~ aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh~ Mas Mas Mas Mas Mas Mas Mas Mas Mas Mas Mas Mas, sakitnya Mas Perlahan sikit mas ahhhhh~

TELOLELOLELOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTT

TELOLELOLELOLELOT

youtube.com/watch?v=vllGCnYzzJY

In search of the ultimate TELOLET

so who you gonna bomb next? you cheeky terrorists.

OM TELOLET OM

This has to be the single most retarded meme I've seen in my whole life. My indonesian friend sent me an article about it today.

TELOLELOLET

I WANT TO BANG YOUR BANG COCK

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AMAZING
PHOTOSHOP
BANGCOCK

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HUJAN
BANGKOK

OM

>om telolet om
emangnya dasar kampungan gtu

>wants to watch local comedy movie
>it's always starred by an obnoxious gay piece of shit


Kill me for real

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>666
BANGCOCK?!?!

nope. just me
surprise

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Why do Indonesians hate Aussies so much???

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I forgot whether I already posted this or not, but enjoy!

You guys dont appreciate our meme enough

I only appreciate good memes for intellegent men like me

>telolet

telolet is shit, stop it indog

You can talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?

>experienced meme magic first hand

Koktep

Do you guys think this is still usable? I got it from a store about a year ago, just left it on my desk, not sure if I can still use it.

Definitely still usable.
Just fold it all up, hide that torn corner and buy something at some stall.

>go to store
>pay with really weak looking paper money
>"eh bro u got other bill ah? We don't accept this kind of money la bro"

>go to store
>use bill that's torn a little but taped together
>fold it and pay for item
>"eh bro u got other bill ah? We don't accept this kind of money la bro"

Why do store clerks do this? Do their salary really come out from the register????

They have to cater for your tradie scum.

this
to
be
honest
family

chat sama aku yuk
chat yang kamu dapet dikirim langsung dari hp aku loh
discord.gg/ZFWH7

Saya makan anjing kemarin

나도. 그것은 정말로 맛이났다.

it depends, supposed when its usable on machines like parking or vending then its still usable normally if the sultans picture got crumpled or torn only then cashiers wont recognized it as money

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How is the market for accounting job nowadays or in the next 5-10 years? I'm afraid that by the time I graduated, they will be no job for me since all accounting job will be replaced by softwares or outsourced by designated shitting land.

they still need human minds and error to do accounting its still is high on demand or else who will count all your assets and salaries?

My cousin works in an accounting firm and he's doing fine

How is the job? Is it a comfy desk job with the least human interaction like I always dreamed?

>Is it a comfy desk job with the least human interaction like I always dreamed?
ORANG CINA BILA NAK MAJU !?

Normie get out! This is comfy territory. And I'm Malay not chink.

Don't know about the human interaction part, but he says he spends most of the time at the desk

>the germans show that "OM TELOLET OM" again
>me, the refugee, tired, sick, and mad wiht this shit
>they think they can do anything to me just because I am third class person in this society
>had enough, they will get their last "TELOLET" this time

if you want a job with the least interaction you can either be a janitor or the fry cook in Mcd. youll be seen as a loser and no one will bother to talk to you

If that happens who's going to manage the accounting software? so don't worry dude, you are safe. You got a good STEM degree

>om telolet om meme
do indonesians rarely see buses in their decript shitholes?

Is there any other that is as comfy as accountant? Doctor need to interact with lot of people. Engineer is outdoor job. Most scientific research job need a high qualification to apply. Historian is extremely unstable especially if you live in shitty 3rd world country. IT is too saturated that the value of profession dropped hard like Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Pharmaceutical sound comfy too but the Degree look hard to score.

orang gila

>Be a janitor or fried cooker.
>Have to listen to makcik Indon ranting and gossiping.

Friendly reminder that escalators are not for walking on

straitstimes.com/forum/letters-on-the-web/dont-overburden-escalators-by-walking-on-them

>ST chinkapore
good goypucci

Warehouse manager

It's finally out guys!

Meanwhile, this is our country's latest meme

>says.com/my/fun/jamal-yunos-meme-photoshop-battle

but walking on elevators is my favourite thing to do

there's Burmese, Khmer, Malays, Vietnamese. I'm suprised there is no Indonesian ( Majapahit )

I'm back

Perhaps Majapahit are seen as indians

Gaja mada is featured in the campaign

why did they have to put the shirtless guy in the middle?

>Fruit Salad
>Pizza
>Carbonara
>Lechon Kawali
>Adobo
>Donut
>Ice cream
>Beer

I love Noche Buena, btw what are you guys having?

I have you

i live alone
so just a take out meal from jolibee

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where is the leche flan,bibingka and puto?

REMOVE CHINK WHEN ?

How do I become white

Plastic surgery

Just kill the guys and keep girls as sex slaves. But I strongly suggest we genocide all keling down to last blood.

REMOVE KELING WHEN ?

Indians are bros

Admit it.

Is there anyone here who fell for the gambling stock meme?

Bored.

T. Gopal

telolet haram