Ok fuckers tell me how to make quick money. i dont care if it is illegal or not

ok fuckers tell me how to make quick money. i dont care if it is illegal or not.

bonus points if it is over le interwebz

steal a horse

Gay for pay, faggot.

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and if the horse rapes me?

its not like the horse would stretch it even further than it already is

Become an assassin.

>$100,000+ each kill
>don't get taxes taken out of your pay
>not having to have some hourly job, or some annual bullshit
>all cash, most of the time
>fun as fuck

search @gmail on pastebin, find email/pass lists (protip, don't try to use gmail because you wont be able to). go through said email looking for pages that person buys things from (like gift card stores), use email/pass to login to said sites, buy eGift cards, sell cards on localbitcoin for bitcoins, wash the bitcoins around a bit and sell them for paypal money.

used to do this regularly, which paid rent for a few years, kept steak on the table and paid for the two vehicles I own now.

wish I got into it just before bitcoin got big though.

good luck, OP

It's a business hard to get in. How do you advertise? If you live in EU where do you get gear?

Breed a super-muscled 8-legged horse and win the Kentucky Derby.

small time weed sellimg in my area is just people buying $50 of weed (2.5 grams where im at) then break it down to three 0.8 or so gram sacks of weed selling them for $20 each makes you $10 profit

>It's a business hard to get in. How do you advertise?
These are good questions. It's usually easier when you already have experience.

>If you live in EU where do you get gear?
What kind of question is this?

Different kills, different methods, different gear.
It's not all sniper rifles and katanas.

do you just go through the list until you find 1 that works?

yeah it usually doesn't take long. some days aren't fruitful, but with patience you can easily make a couple thousand a week

>$100,000+ each kill
You fucking wish, going rate in the usual places runs anywhere from 5-10 thousand USD, this isn't Hitman: Blood Money.

1) AWS
2) Set up online casino
3) ????
4) Profit!

any tips to refine the search for emails?

wtf this horse has 8 legs?

add /raw to the end of the pastebin url, take the list and dump it into a text processor that lets you omit shit. avoid gmail/yahoo/hotmail

look for .edu domains (you can change the email forwarding without them knowing for reuse), personal emails (random domains), etc.

search for websites that allow you to check pop3 email for maximum privacy and for the love of fuck use proxies/tor

>going rate in the usual places runs anywhere from 5-10 thousand USD
That's small fry shit. It also depends on if your employer will pay for what you need for each job. Work out a plan, clearly list what you need and why you need it, stuff like surveillance equipment, paying people off, weapon and or tools of killing, how long t's going to take, and then your personal pay, which could add up to be a lot.

After a certain point, smaller targets just aren't worth it.
You're already getting yourself fucked for killing somebody, might as well go a little bigger so you make more money.

Smaller targets, especially when its risky, just isn't worth it.

Smaller targets are better for when you're building up your name.
You really need to document how you did it, and why the way you did it was a good thing.

Sell your ass.

You are too dumb for anything illegal and more complicated than that, evidenced by asking here.

>How to advertise?


deep web faggot

>You are too dumb for anything illegal and more complicated than that, evidenced by asking here.
Naw, some people just prefer a more interactive method of learning.

Tactile, visual, and auditory, friend.

>sell butthole

No.

That was just another demonstration in stupidity.

Merely asking here is a bad idea and indicative of how clueless the person is as to making money.

It also shows that the person lacks IRL the resources (money, acquaintances, character) needed for such an endeavor.

theonlyanswer.com

1) buy a lot of panties for little girls
2) Wear them / spit on them / pee on them, whatever the fuck you want, just make them look worn
3) go to deep web
4) sell these painties to pedos
5) they will buy, no kidding, just tell they belong to your little sister or something like this.

Blackmail
Stalk people n get evidence of them doing fucked up shit, profit. Just don't get caught

Do the Pacific standards heist until you have enough money to buy a yacht

What's the login?

Go on Sup Forums everyday and say you need some change for pizza, lots of people seem to be doing it.

suck dick

Get a job

Get yourself a good looking escort. Have sex on webcam. Cut her in on the deal say 70/30 seeing as you will be paying for the internet, condoms etc.Webcam can be set that it does not broadcast to your local town. Nothing to lose.
Did it once and within 5 minutes had over a 100 viewers tipping and begging to see dick get blown.
Easiest way and you get to cash in your V card maybe that would add an extra dimension to the show. Neckbeard losing virginity?

Make meth sell it to people who have shit to do.

QUADS HAVE SPOKEN THE TRUTH

Can I have $2 in my paypal to prove you can easily have money with your method?
Email me here and ill link you to my paypal

[email protected]

no thanks FBI, get fucked

Im not fbi though. I want to try that method. I always get disqualified in Swagbucks surveys. 5months and still 100SB

Sleipnir...?

you're a bad liar

Holy shit didnt realize it..kek

You really think Id use 10minute mail as an FBI agent? Wow, so resourceful of me.

Correlation is not causation, friend.

you're not doing yourself much justice

hack someones palpal and take the money out

Honestly I would love to find out some more

Unless its a college student loaded with units. I dont have lunchbreaks on Mondays amd Wednesdays. 2 years left to graduate, still finding a way to make extra money.

Because im not an FBI agent, dude. Wth. -_-

I tried, all leaks are:
1- Locked
2- Requesting SMS or mail confirmation.

What do do?

because you are using emails with big providers like gmail etc. in other words, read it again faggot

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Same

I know, can you give me an example of an non-big provider?

Faggot. Dont use gmail or any big company.

Okay. I trust you.

go buy a Monopoly game
grab money, get rid of other stuff

really?

read
then go fuck yourself, nicely though

donate blood and sperm regularly

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Does anyone know how to pull of smaller pettier ones like Credit card skimmers or can just educate me on how those work


Yes yes i know, i'm a fucking idiot

Here's your (you)

gamble

OP do this, sounds like a plan and you can fuck all the time

Right. Forget it. Just looking for easy money.

>look for .edu domains
Just finding .edu webpages
> personal emails (random domains)
Example?

>get life insurance
>get your wife pregnant
>kill yourself
become reincarnated as your son

Well Rip i was actually enjoying this thread

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