/cum/ - Canada, United States, Mexico

Comfy Florida edition.

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over the next 21 days, i work 3.5 thanks to holidays and time off

jealous?

...

>gay lewdposint
Not if the Montana Merchant Mangler has anything to say about it

over the last 21 years, i work 0 thanks to being a NEET

jealous?

over the next 21 days i work zero days thanks to not having a job

jealous

>Florida
>Putting damp proofing sheets OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE
Oh my.

African American culture

Fuck Minnesota

>being poor on purpose

...

Is there an equivalent of a cold Florida?

I really dislike warm weather.

cold weather suited for whites?

>Is there an equivalent of a cold Florida?
Alaska

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Are bathrooms in Canada free as they are in the USA or it is necessary to pay for them as it is in Europe?

What's special about Montana?

>working

yes yes, good goy, tell us more about how much you contribute to the abstract concept of society

*sips juice mommy bought me*

>Implying I don't love the cold
I do live in Wisconsin

I like it

TodayI saw a pickup truck on 94 flipped over and it had a wisconsin plate on it

Driver probably tailgated like the natural wisconsinite does and got what was coming

All government operated facilities (buildings, subways, parks, etc.) have to let you use their washroom. Franchises of major corporations like McDonalds, Walmart, Subway or IKEA will always be open to the public, bad PR otherwise. Privately owned businesses may or may not let you use their washroom.

watching Its a Wonderful Life, buds

Tell me more. Is it comfy? Good nature?

I'd rather be a bottom though :\\

i was in play for that in middle school

Happy Solstice everyone. End of a new solar year

why would a Middle school run a play about a man wanting to commit suicide

That can be arranged

>Is it comfy? Good nature?
Yeah. I've been camping there twice and both times it was fucking amazing. I'd love to live there

I've never had a real winter so that will be challenging for a while

I want to FUCK ______
please fill in the blank

a cute Danish boi

Meant to say that I stayed with some family there twice and we went camping a lot. Don't know what happened with that post

What would you like for Christmas, /cum/?

ing kill myself

that bitch I knew in highschool

How about hunting? Can I be the only gay hunter around without experiencing wide spread homophobia?

a cute, autistic Finn!!!

never thought about it that way

looking back im surprised how casual everyone was about that

a gf

a reason to live

ING die sometimes

You in my bed

I don't know. Of the few people I've told here, none seem to care. No one cares unless you're a faggot about it

>/cum/'s janny will delete big tittied asians
>anime faggotry is okay

>people will bitch about anime faggotry
>they won't bitch about Sup Forums posts
hmmmmm

>not cute
>not autistic
>But a Finn
Am I still good?
I wouldn't be a flaming homosexual. I would work, hunt, go to gym and make sodomy with you.

I want to FUCK ______ing unsee all these anime pictures

All's right with the world.

Are you comfy to cuddle with, Arkansas-chan?~

dude i love the romans

anime in an instrument of white supremacy

I don't know, I've never cuddled with me

I'd like to think that I am

I don't think too many people would care then

I like that grill

You're currently the highest contender; we'll call you to let you know if you've won

I'm skinny and have smooth skin.
Would that feel good to cuddle with?

So are you the same guy always angry about Sup Forums in here? Or is there more than one?

Good. As many problems as the USA has, it's still a lot better than Finland.
Take your time but be fast: Arkansas user and I are getting serious

here, have this instead

high fashion masterrace

Tried a few sips of Soylent yesterday, everything seemed to go well then the farting started followed by a few hours of feeling like puking. Afterwards, no hunger sensations for much of the next day. My digestive system is shit.

Puerto Rico will be the 51st state

I don't think that I'm the guy you're talking about

It would

That's because Soylent is people you big dummie

>implying the 51st state isn't already Poland
Shows what you know

>Janitor in /cum/ is Mexican
>Janitors in 2/3 /cum/ nations are Mexican

Neurons firin'

not until they pay debnts

I'm going to McDonalds.
You guys want anything?

Well if people taste like cake batter, more pls.

When can I move?
51st state will be Finland!

educational value in these threads

I've been cheating on you for over a year now

quarter pounder with cheese with the wafflecut fries and a milkshake

this

Oh, well I could never take a Finn from a fellow southerner

you SKANK

Quarter Pounder with mayo only

>When can I move?
As soon as we can get married

Ummm McChicken plain :)

eaten at mcdonals like twice in my life

t. they never make it right

>tfw Tesla will never make a car with that retro A E S T H E T I C
Why live

Okey then...
When is that?

cant trust no one not even yur burg

Ayy where you from senpai

idk, whenever you want

Would this make you cry?

>tfw no fashionable slant gf

Probably

silly anime girls don't know you gotta hold the rearward oart of the burg to prevent spillage

Okey love but I have to get to sleep! Good night

Good night Espoo. Sleep well

A cute Chilean

>McChicken Plain

I was in Washington, Iowa...

>Would this make you cry?
No, I'd just put it back together and eat it. That's why we have that industrial-strength cheese in there for glue tho.

>tfw Floridian

>that autistic expression

Got a sausage biscuit with no sausage once

Can you tell me who is?

Dog bless.

It's just facial efficiency.

Dunno I'm pretty normie so I'm not familiar with many memalemes

had Wendy's hand me to pieces of meat in a plastic container (bagged) once...

Someone who understands me

thank you based steve irwin

don't understand tetris

>don't understand tetris
I don't understand the metric system

why I want fuck human public woman

Interestingly enough, inner city black kids excel at the metric system.

Somehow grams and kilos come naturally to them...