Tinder tards thread

Tinder tards thread

if I knew this thing I would have had so much to contribute.

What a cunt.

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Whore in denial. That basically screams, "I'm gonna fuck a bunch of random guys, but I'm not a slut because I didn't sign up with that intention".

Fat ugly bitch.

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At least she has the decency to tell you she has kids right from the off. If only all single mothers were as honest.

Sounds pretty good on paper, but obviously a fat whore judging by the pic.

She doesn't sound at all bad.

> sounds pretty good on paper
> doesn't sound bad at all
> lonely faggots

>implying you aren't the loneliest faggot of all

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She's mostly honest at least nigger.

>Treats the janitor with the same respect as the CEO
>Don't talk to me unless you have your life together.

Holy fuck my least favorite one from the thread. What a cunt. She's the only hooker who deserves to be in the freezer.

Derp I smoke da weed! Ha derp da derp!
And I play the video games a derp da derp!

Cunt, you're 23 years old. Get your fucking shit together, you whore. You disgusting whore.

At disney world for 10 days? Again, you're 23. Fucking die you cunt.

This is the worst one. This is the worst fucking one.

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> kills self

lel, good observation.

>Travels to play videogaems
Yeah k

I almost WANT to see her inbox...

Dude go jack off and chill out

you probably kill it on tinder eh?

a true alpha male

You can be a janitor and have your life together m8. That's just where you top out ;).

all very normal tinder profiles

>5'7 without heels
>career minded but kids are my top priority
>enjoy downtime and adventure
>not looking for hookup
>not looking for relationship

wtf?

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"You might not be alpha so that means she isn't a fat whore"

Well fuck, can't refute that.

>Triggered

>25
>already looks 40
>energy drinks

Lmfao, die.

I'd imagine that what she means by having your life together is that you don't live in your mother's basement and spend your days jacking it to trannies and chinese cartoons.

On the upside, she's 14 miles away.

you are definitely a girl hating virgin lol. might consider becoming gay if you hate them so much

you cant even see her picture how can you tell she is fat?

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Are you aware how cliche you sound right now.

You just used "virgin" and "gay" as insults because I made fun of a woman.

You're awful. Literally kill yourself.

Kekarooni

alright kiddo

Most likely the only word you have to read on that is "manatee"

Okay, we have a new clear winner for worst tinder tard.

Not even bad by tinder standards, this girl is bad by humanity standards.

>level up betch

Q-Q-QUADS.

All these are fucking normal, jesus christ, virgins everywhere
I want to see some REAL cringe
Like fucking otherkin, feminazis, and genderfluid fags, not a bunch of normal chicks, come the fuck on

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>normal

Top Kek, get a load of this virgin

You are an immense faggot
Lol go jack off