Only dubs or better can stay in my swamp
Only dubs or better can stay in my swamp
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Might as well
Lmao you guys fucking suck
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Haha u suck
might wanna checkem
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
since when is this your swamp. plebian?
URGH
This is my swamp now boi
Get outta mah swamp
I don't even want to chill in your stinky ass swamp.
GET OUT OF MY SWAMP
I am Shrek cucklord, now bend over and take my 10 foot shock
Nice swamp, so where will I be staying?
Can I stay?
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You're looking a bit green deary. Maybe you should sit down.
OUR swamp. Check em..
Please Shrek
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Check'd, you may stay
if dubs then cp
This thread is full of gay.
Off by FUCKING ONE
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What you say
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Checked. Fuckin lit
Well i'm glad i never get dubs
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Get out of the way you filthy ogre!
Checkem
Check THEM
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Shrek em
These jokes are lame. You need to get ogre it.
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SOMEBODY
ONCE
TOLD
TOLD
ME
>op cant even stay in the swamp
who wants to stay in a swamp anyway
THE
combo broker
rollin'
Nigger, I own the swamp, I'm already there
WORLD
Gimmi back my swamp!
IS
lS
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For papa shrek
Check em
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rollin
Fuck off Farquuad
checkem
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Daddy pls
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That fucker looks like if Farquaad decided he was really a woman and was 1 month into taking hormones
Let me in now
Hey now youre a rockstar
Let me stay shrek daddy
Okay
Im staying
this
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I AM THE GREEN NIGGER HEAR ME ROAR
>green nigger
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Which room is mine, Shrek
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Be 14
>Bring shrek 1 & 2 to class
>Tell teacher we must watch shrek
>Teacher makes class vote for which movie to watch
>shrek 2 has majority vote
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>Then, Francis pulls out Despicable Me and hands it to teacher
>Everyone in class votes for it and laughs at me
>Teacher throws my shreks back at me and puts Despicable Me in DVD player.
>As the disc loads, I hear loud footsteps from outside. The rumbling shakes the desks and chairs.
>The smell of onions filled the room.
>Suddenly, naked Shrek bursts through the wall and looks at DVD menu of Despicable Me in anger.
> "Ogre m'aye dead bodeh"
>Shrek throws two onionades at the tv and kills the teacher and a deaf girl.
>"Dohble Keel"
>Shrek punches through a kid's chest, pulls out his heart and replaces it with an onionade
>kid explodes.
>"Treeple Kehl"
>Shrek grabs Francis as he tries to escape and bends him over.
>He pulls out Francis' intestines through his butthole and ties an onion to it.
>Shrek then tosses the onion out the window and Francis is dragged out with it.
>Francis falls 8 stories to his death.
>"OGREKEEEEL!"
>Shrek turns around to rest of the class.
>He quietly whispers, "Thees is the pahrt whehre you run away."
>Entire class jumps out of windows to their death.
>"SHREKSTERMINATION"
>Shrek turns to me.
>He looks me in the eye and smiles.
>"Bet yeh weren't shrekspecting thAt."
>"I-Is it....ogre?" I ask.
>"It's ogre when Aye say it's ogre"
>I fall to my knees at his majesty.
>I was ready to please Shrek.
>He pulled out his massive ogresized eshrekt cock and lodged it in my throat.
>My eyes filled with tears.
>mfw they were happy tears.
>Shrek let out a loud ogre roar as he filled my esophagus with sour cum and onion sauce.
>He pulled his cock out of my mouth but as I wiped away my tears, I noticed he was already gone.
>Shrek is love, shrek is life.
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FUCKING REPOST
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pls daddy
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G
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shrek is love, shrek is life
all is ogre now
pls spidey daddy
Dubs get
shrek is the best meme
rolling for spiderman to leave me in his spider swamp
What are you gonna do about it tubby?
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I live here to faggot ogre....check em
Shrek em..ogre
Ffs check
Ggg