Only dubs or better can stay in my swamp

Only dubs or better can stay in my swamp

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Might as well

Lmao you guys fucking suck

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Haha u suck

might wanna checkem

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

since when is this your swamp. plebian?

URGH

This is my swamp now boi

Get outta mah swamp

I don't even want to chill in your stinky ass swamp.

GET OUT OF MY SWAMP

I am Shrek cucklord, now bend over and take my 10 foot shock

Nice swamp, so where will I be staying?

Can I stay?

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You're looking a bit green deary. Maybe you should sit down.

OUR swamp. Check em..

Please Shrek

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Check'd, you may stay

if dubs then cp

This thread is full of gay.

Off by FUCKING ONE

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What you say

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Checked. Fuckin lit

Well i'm glad i never get dubs

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Get out of the way you filthy ogre!

Checkem

Check THEM

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Shrek em

These jokes are lame. You need to get ogre it.

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SOMEBODY

ONCE

TOLD

TOLD

ME

>op cant even stay in the swamp

who wants to stay in a swamp anyway

THE

combo broker

rollin'

Nigger, I own the swamp, I'm already there

WORLD

Gimmi back my swamp!

IS

lS

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For papa shrek
Check em

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rollin

Fuck off Farquuad

checkem

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Daddy pls

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That fucker looks like if Farquaad decided he was really a woman and was 1 month into taking hormones

Let me in now

Hey now youre a rockstar

Let me stay shrek daddy

Okay

Im staying

this

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I AM THE GREEN NIGGER HEAR ME ROAR

>green nigger

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Which room is mine, Shrek

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Be 14
>Bring shrek 1 & 2 to class
>Tell teacher we must watch shrek
>Teacher makes class vote for which movie to watch
>shrek 2 has majority vote
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>Then, Francis pulls out Despicable Me and hands it to teacher
>Everyone in class votes for it and laughs at me
>Teacher throws my shreks back at me and puts Despicable Me in DVD player.
>As the disc loads, I hear loud footsteps from outside. The rumbling shakes the desks and chairs.
>The smell of onions filled the room.
>Suddenly, naked Shrek bursts through the wall and looks at DVD menu of Despicable Me in anger.
> "Ogre m'aye dead bodeh"
>Shrek throws two onionades at the tv and kills the teacher and a deaf girl.
>"Dohble Keel"
>Shrek punches through a kid's chest, pulls out his heart and replaces it with an onionade
>kid explodes.
>"Treeple Kehl"
>Shrek grabs Francis as he tries to escape and bends him over.
>He pulls out Francis' intestines through his butthole and ties an onion to it.
>Shrek then tosses the onion out the window and Francis is dragged out with it.
>Francis falls 8 stories to his death.
>"OGREKEEEEL!"
>Shrek turns around to rest of the class.
>He quietly whispers, "Thees is the pahrt whehre you run away."
>Entire class jumps out of windows to their death.
>"SHREKSTERMINATION"
>Shrek turns to me.
>He looks me in the eye and smiles.
>"Bet yeh weren't shrekspecting thAt."
>"I-Is it....ogre?" I ask.
>"It's ogre when Aye say it's ogre"
>I fall to my knees at his majesty.
>I was ready to please Shrek.
>He pulled out his massive ogresized eshrekt cock and lodged it in my throat.
>My eyes filled with tears.
>mfw they were happy tears.
>Shrek let out a loud ogre roar as he filled my esophagus with sour cum and onion sauce.
>He pulled his cock out of my mouth but as I wiped away my tears, I noticed he was already gone.
>Shrek is love, shrek is life.

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FUCKING REPOST

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pls daddy

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G

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shrek is love, shrek is life

all is ogre now

pls spidey daddy

Dubs get

shrek is the best meme

rolling for spiderman to leave me in his spider swamp

What are you gonna do about it tubby?

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I live here to faggot ogre....check em

Shrek em..ogre

Ffs check

Ggg